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blondies!

#sp #southpark #kenny #marjorine #tweek

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they're preteens who, in order to make some money, open a pet sitting service

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I have the theory that each slytherin needs a ravenclaw and each ravenclaw needs a slytherin in their lives 🐍🦅

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Gryffindor common room but it's golden hour ✨

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Gryffindor common room but it's golden hour ✨

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ok but listen up...

A Marauders' series starring Cory Gruter-Andrew as Remus "Moony" Lupin and Finn Wolfhard as Sirius "Padfoot" Black.

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SCORPIUS FLIRTING WITH ALBUS THEN PANICKING WHEN HE REALISES PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

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when draco accidentally befriended luna lovegood during his post-war eight year at hogwarts (plus their dumbass lovers)

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(headcanon)

Lily Evans was the first one of her year that could invoke a embodied patronus, a beautiful and strong doe.

So both, James and Severus had the same patronuses as her because they were completely in love with Lily, with the difference that Potter's patronus was a stag while Snape's was the same doe as Evan's.

This may be because despite the fact that James really cared and loved Lily with his whole heart, he still had another passions, another friends, an own personality. On the other hand, Severus didn't have other purpose in life more than love Lily, protect her and lately ""take care"" of her son.

So yeah, Lily didn't have the same patronus as James, James had the same patronus as Lily.

And Severus needed therapy.

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i like the sistine chapel ceiling a lot better now that i know it was painted by a gay man who was motivated entirely by spite

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ok but listen up...

A Marauders' series starring Cory Gruter-Andrew as Remus "Moony" Lupin and Finn Wolfhard as Sirius "Padfoot" Black.

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2020

Friendly remainder that 2020 was the year Albus and Scorpius decided to fuck shit up.

Explains a lot really.

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Not gonna lie, the first time I read the Cursed Child I had a fit of rage, but…a thing will grow on you when it’s your only cannon content serving that sweet, sweet “Albus the Grump” & “Scorpius the awkward-cinnamon-bun-nerd” action. 

So wholesome.

I need to sleep

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We need a cringy ass romcom where the two main characters are our iconic local lesbian and her himbo best friend. The main female love interest catches himbo boy's attention so initially local lesbian becomes his wingman but then they both end up hopelessly chasing after the girl. While all this is happening there is another chick that goes almost completely unnoticed who is head over hills for local lesbian but hides it until local lesbian gets heart-wrenchingly shut down by the love interest and she finds her way to mystery girl as a last resort. The mystery girl is trying to give hints that she's interested but local lesbian is completely oblivious and gets a case of dumb gay bitch disease, but himbo boy takes notice of the hints and tries to tell local lesbian that mystery girl is hitting on her but local lesbian dismisses it and is like, "How would you know, you're a dingus". The mystery girl and local lesbian start hanging out to what local lesbian thinks is platonic but after a while, mystery girl changes that by confessing her feelings for her and they share a big, cliché movie kiss. Himbo and love interest on the other hand, they do have some sort of relationship but they find they have differences so they become friends with benefits and that goes on for another 5 years (while local lesbian and mystery girl are starting a happy family of cats) and himbo and love interest get sick of hooking up all the time so they try to commit to a long term relationship. The local lesbian and himbo drift away from eachother to prioritise their partners. Another 5 years go by, local lesbian and himbo both have families but they're in unhappy relationships so they break up with their partners. They get all down in the dumps because they have no one else to go to until they magically meet eachother at a cafe and himbo and local lesbian rekindle their friendship, becoming platonically closer than they ever were before.

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Long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away… 

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When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.

At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry–trying not to tear up–agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)

When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.