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A few more bits

Lilith has a cavern filled with countless beautiful faces, which she likes to wear. Her favorite face is Mary’s.

Lilith tosses a Soul at Caliban, who eats it and Beelzebub tells him to stop putting random things in his mouth, because it’s unhygienic.

Nick is the reason why Prudence has finger waves. He tried to cuddle with her, but she felt like she was being attacked by an awkward coatrack. She tried to free herself, but her hair got caught in his shirt buttons. She chopped it off and bleached it afterwards.

Zelda does not drive her Car, but instead she uses her Magic to make it drive by itself, while she sits in the backseat.

Theo also wonders that it took him so long to realize that the Spellmans were witches.

Bits from the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Tie-in Novels:

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Sabrina was on the Plane where her Parents died, but was teleported to her Aunts.

Sabrina didn’t know about the Feast of Feasts, because Hilda and Zelda didn’t tell her about witch traditions until the year of her dark baptism, they taught her spells and basic knowledge, but kept the information to a bare minimum in order for her not to accidentally slip in from of mortals.

Sabrina always does her homework the same day she gets it, so she has the weekend off.

Before her Dark Baptism Sabrina was not permitted to attend unholy ceremonies or visit the Church of Night.

Blackwood and Diana’s Family both offered to raise Sabrina, but Zelda politely declined Blackwood’s offer and told Diana’s family that she would rip off their faces if they’ll ever approach Sabrina again.

All mortals look the same to Zelda.

Hilda had an English accent, because she lived in England for half a century in order to take care of Ambrose after his Family was killed by Witch Hunters.

Sabrina likes Horror Movies, Harvey Likes Superhero Movies, Theo likes Action Movies and Rosalind likes Depressing Movies, with Subtitles.

Theo always carries a sewing kit.

Theo’s celebrity crush is a pink haired member of a Korean pop band.

Rosalind never did physical activities, or learned to drive because she was preparing herself for going blind.

The reason why Rosalind was mad at Sabrina in Part 2, was because she felt abandoned by her and was suffering from her physical blindness and that she only could see Nightmares now.

A majority of the Academy Witches developed a crush on Harvey after he helped rescue them from the Desecrated Church. From their Perspective He is a Dangerous Bad Boy.

The Baxter High Cheerleaders are Supportive of Choni.

The Food Preferences of Witches is very different from Mortals. Zelda has told Sabrina that Worms are very nutritious, and Nick, Prudence and Dorcas have never heard of Lasagna before. Prudence actually thought that Nick made it up.

Prudence plans to become a Widow, but she hasn’t elaborated on what’s going to happen to her Husband.

The Academy doesn’t have classes. Instead, it has lectures.

The student's eating rations are kept low to keep them starving for power.

Every Time Harvey mentions God or Jesus in front of Witches, they tell him to watch his language and stop swearing. Dorcas doesn’t mind it, because she had heard mortal boys say it when she was having sex with them.

When Prudence realized that Rosalind liked Harvey, she wanted to hell: “Girl you are beautiful, you can do better don’t waist yourself on the Witch Hunter.” She also thinks that Rosalind has great hair.

Rosalind once got in trouble at church, because she was wearing her hair naturally.

Prudence likes to astral project herself naked into the bedrooms of mortal boys at night.

A mortal boy was once really interested in Agatha, he kept showing up everywhere and Prudence eventually used a memory spell in order to get rid of him. Agatha was really disappointed that he apparently lost interest in her.

Lilith lost her patience in the 13th century and never bothered to find it.

Before devoting themselves exclusively to the Dark Lord, witches used to worship Eostre, Lady of the Lake.

Witches' hearts are harder because they need to beat longer.

Warlocks are rarer than witches

According to Sabrina, witches come from the skies and fly on brooms.

Zelda loves babies because they do not disappoint or leave. They have sweet-smelling heads, and plump, juicy flesh, and an endless potential to serve Satan.

Zelda considers Ambrose a disgrace and a burden, and Sabrina the golden apple of her eye.

Zelda smokes cigarettes as an homage to Satan.

When Agatha was younger, she often became overly enthused and ran headlong into trouble.

Dorcas is an ancient and respectable witch name.

When Dorcas was younger, she wasn’t very confident, and stammered when she got nervous.

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In The Katy Keene Pilot Script, Josie mentions Riverdale Drugs to Katy and Katy has No Idea what Josie is saying.

I love how this shows how Riverdale and Greendale clearly exist in their own bubble, to the point that people outside of it either don’t understand their speech patterns or they leave as soon as they realize how crazy everything is.

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No

Yes

He was Betty’s Grandfather.

It starts with an N.

Yes.

Entitlement and Prejudice.

That’s not stated.

Witches, Demons, Greek Mythological Creatures etc.

No

People have different tastes.

Narrative.

Yes

Yes

I have questions about Riverdale

It was mentioned in season 1 when Jughead was arrested that he burned down a school. Are we ever going to get the full story on that?

Is Polly just living with a cult now? No one’s going to do anything?

What happened to the real killer of the Conway family? I mean, Joseph Conway accused the wrong man so did the real killer get away or…

What’s Sweet Pea’s real name bc no one in their right mind puts Sweet Pea on the birth certificate

Will Kevin ever have a storyline that won’t focus on him being gay? 

Why is everyone talking about the Serpents as if they’re serial killers when they’re really a group of besties that dabbles in drugs on occasion and in marking their territory? Aren’t the Ghoulies worse? 

How is the Riverdale geography? How big is the Southside in comparison to Northside? Where does Sweetwater River go? Where’s Picken’s Park, Fox Forest, Pop’s and Riverdale High placed in the town? How many people live in Riverdale? 

What in the world is in Greendale that makes even Penny Peabody scared to be there after midnight?

Pop’s mentioned something about “The Riverdale Riots” - will we know what that was about?

People are always commenting on Archie’s physique but have y’all seen Keller mens bodies?

How come Sheriff Keller can’t solve all of the crimes in that happens in the town with resources and experience but two-three amateur teen detectives can? 

When will the core four stop using Cheryl when she’s useful and discard her the second after? 

Will the show ever address Betty’s mental issues and Cheryl’s trauma?

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Bits from the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Tie-in Novels:

@sarahreesbrennan @z-e-l-d-s

Sabrina was on the Plane where her Parents died, but was teleported to her Aunts.

Sabrina didn’t know about the Feast of Feasts, because Hilda and Zelda didn’t tell her about witch traditions until the year of her dark baptism, they taught her spells and basic knowledge, but kept the information to a bare minimum in order for her not to accidentally slip in from of mortals.

Sabrina always does her homework the same day she gets it, so she has the weekend off.

Before her Dark Baptism Sabrina was not permitted to attend unholy ceremonies or visit the Church of Night.

Blackwood and Diana’s Family both offered to raise Sabrina, but Zelda politely declined Blackwood’s offer and told Diana’s family that she would rip off their faces if they’ll ever approach Sabrina again.

All mortals look the same to Zelda.

Hilda had an English accent, because she lived in England for half a century in order to take care of Ambrose after his Family was killed by Witch Hunters.

Sabrina likes Horror Movies, Harvey Likes Superhero Movies, Theo likes Action Movies and Rosalind likes Depressing Movies, with Subtitles.

Theo always carries a sewing kit.

Theo’s celebrity crush is a pink haired member of a Korean pop band.

Rosalind never did physical activities, or learned to drive because she was preparing herself for going blind.

The reason why Rosalind was mad at Sabrina in Part 2, was because she felt abandoned by her and was suffering from her physical blindness and that she only could see Nightmares now.

A majority of the Academy Witches developed a crush on Harvey after he helped rescue them from the Desecrated Church. From their Perspective He is a Dangerous Bad Boy.

The Baxter High Cheerleaders are Supportive of Choni.

The Food Preferences of Witches is very different from Mortals. Zelda has told Sabrina that Worms are very nutritious, and Nick, Prudence and Dorcas have never heard of Lasagna before. Prudence actually thought that Nick made it up.

Prudence plans to become a Widow, but she hasn’t elaborated on what’s going to happen to her Husband.

The Academy doesn’t have classes. Instead, it has lectures.

The student's eating rations are kept low to keep them starving for power.

Every Time Harvey mentions God or Jesus in front of Witches, they tell him to watch his language and stop swearing. Dorcas doesn’t mind it, because she had heard mortal boys say it when she was having sex with them.

When Prudence realized that Rosalind liked Harvey, she wanted to hell: “Girl you are beautiful, you can do better don’t waist yourself on the Witch Hunter.” She also thinks that Rosalind has great hair.

Rosalind once got in trouble at church, because she was wearing her hair naturally.

Prudence likes to astral project herself naked into the bedrooms of mortal boys at night.

A mortal boy was once really interested in Agatha, he kept showing up everywhere and Prudence eventually used a memory spell in order to get rid of him. Agatha was really disappointed that he apparently lost interest in her.

Lilith lost her patience in the 13th century and never bothered to find it.

Before devoting themselves exclusively to the Dark Lord, witches used to worship Eostre, Lady of the Lake.

Witches' hearts are harder because they need to beat longer.

Warlocks are rarer than witches

According to Sabrina, witches come from the skies and fly on brooms.

Zelda loves babies because they do not disappoint or leave. They have sweet-smelling heads, and plump, juicy flesh, and an endless potential to serve Satan.

Zelda considers Ambrose a disgrace and a burden, and Sabrina the golden apple of her eye.

Zelda smokes cigarettes as an homage to Satan.

When Agatha was younger, she often became overly enthused and ran headlong into trouble.

Dorcas is an ancient and respectable witch name.

When Dorcas was younger, she wasn’t very confident, and stammered when she got nervous.

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Rosalind’s Tarot Reading:

The Traveler - The High Priestess - intuitive, unconscious, inner voice

What’s Missing - Six of Cups - familiarity, happy memories, healing

The Path Behind - Seven of Pentacles - hard work, perseverance, diligence

The Path Ahead - The Lovers - partnerships, duality, union

Obstacles - Justice - cause and effect, clarity, truth

The Windfall - The Hermit - contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance

The Destination - The Empress - motherhood, fertility, nature

I used Lilia Calderu’s Tarot Spread, and the Cards Rosalind’s listed when Prudence and Mambo Marie were testing her Powers.

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More Bits from The Pilot Draft

It’s hinted that there’s more to the story of the death of Sabrina’s Parents than she has been told.

Harvey’s Mom is still alive in the original draft and Tommy is in Vietnam.

Rosalind’s Mom was in the Pilot draft and her Name was Audra.

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CAOS PILOT DRAFT BITS

Greendale is located in the Hudson River Valley.

The Weird Sisters were originally at the Movie Theater.

Theo was originally just a classmate Sabrina and his Name was Orlando.

The Show was originally supposed to take place in 1968 (I think they put it in the "present" for the crossover with Riverdale)

Father Blackwood was originally named Albertus. (I think Faustus sounds better)

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Nick is a Variant of Nicholas Scratch from the Sacred Timeline, who unlike his Counterpart from the Sacred Timeline was born healthy and got to live long enough to choose his death.

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I’m pretty sure that Death allowed Nick to be temporarily resurrected as a small favor to his Mother.

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Zelda Spellman: “Two thousand years ago, people recognized six genders, but I suppose these imbecile children can’t count to six.”

Source: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Path of Night by @sarahreesbrennan

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K, i might be a little obsessed with her. But look at her !

She is gorgeous !!! 🌟

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Betty - The Guardian of Quintessence

Cheryl - The Guardian of Fire

Toni - The Guardian of Water

Veronica - The Guardian of Earth

Tabitha - The Guardian of Air

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A pattern I noticed with Cheryl Blossom’s Girlfriends.

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If the theory about Minerva Marble was correct it would mean that Heather is the only one of Cheryl’s love interests, who was never resurrected from the dead.

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The Witches of Riverdale.

Sabrina is a Spirit Witch, because she is a necromancer.

Cheryl is a Green Witch, because her powers are related to life and death and because her family has a Greenhouse.

Tabitha is a Divination Witch, because of her Time Powers.

Betty is a Protection Witch, because she can detect dangerous people.

Veronica is a Potion Witch, because her Powers are related to Poison and Venom.

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I’m kind of surprised that I haven’t seen any edits like this.

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The Weird Sisters hated Sabrina, because her father married a mortal woman, but ironically in the Comics, they were the ones who told Edward that he has to marry a mortal woman in order to secure the Spellman Name in History and also because witches would have died out if they didn’t inter-mix with mortal, after two or three generations. (The Comic Scene took place in the 1950s, which mean that Witches would have been gone by the Time of Gen Z.)

Also the Netflix Series was originally supposed to take place in 1968