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Moonwaterkiller, but they catch themselves always protecting each other during battles between the Order and Death Eaters, like Regulus is blocking Bella's curse from hitting Remus while Remus makes sure the hex Lily shot wouldn't hit Barty.

They always get shit for it afterwards, with Regulus and Barty finding themselves more than once on the receiving end of Voldemort's cruciatus curse. But they just can't stop. It's a reflex, an instinct, a deep, unbroken love.

When whispers of a spy in the Order started, everyone was starting to look at Remus.

He often argued with the other marauders when he came back from one of his secret trips, but he would never admit that he was meeting his beloved Regulus and Barty, despite them being on opposite sides of the war.

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"I didn't mean to ghost you" and immediately vanishes again...

I need new friends ._. Open for applications! (jk, I love you guys, take your time ❤️)

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Remembering old posts, rewritten and reposted: Moonwater - Part 4

Remus Lupin is banned from the Slytherin locker rooms. Not because he is a Gryffindor, not because he isn't a quidditch player.

No, because he and Regulus once fucking traumatised a team member of the Slytherins.

For whatever reason, probably because he forgot something, that poor guy had to go back to the lockers.

And walked in on those two crazy bastards fucking.

Remus was pressed with his face and shoulders against a wall, hips pulled back so Regulus could thrust into him as hard and fast as he wanted.

And the thing was, they noticed.

Regulus was staring his team mate down, not stopping, while Remus whined and hid his face, flushed with pleasure and embarrassment, while simultaneously clenching even tighter around his boyfriend. He was just as into fucking in semi-public spaces and risking getting caught as Reg was.

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I just remembered one time in summer camp, when I was around 12 or so, and we had five girls in our bedroom. Two were sisters.

An argument broke out literally about who had the worst parents/father, and I stood there like „can’t really say much to that.“

And it just hit me.

Five girls, four families, and only I had nothing negative to say about my parents. Small sample size, but still… three out of four children were deeply unhappy and felt unloved by their parents.

That statistic looks ugly af.

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Remus very rarely gets sick, in the household is always Regulus (with his shitty inbred immune system) who mostly gets sick. Remus never gets sick, but on the occasion when he does, he’s a total baby about it. Regulus always knows when Remus gets sick because he will camp out on their couch, burrito wrapped in three blankets since the fever comes first; freckled face flushed and nose so red he could rival Rudolph’s. His head comes out from his cocoon whenever he hears Regulus and whines pathetically at his boyfriend because suddenly he’s lost all ability to speak.

Regulus would gently tried to coax him out of the blankets so he can cool down at least a little but Remus always, always burrows more as he lets out the tiniest “no” so Regulus lets him be for a little as he goes to the kitchen to prepare some chicken noodle soup and run a lukewarm bath for his boyfriend. Getting Remus to eat the soup is the easy part, but he will refuse to hold the bowl, or the spoon, so Regulus is forced to spoon feed him (he doesn’t hate it) small bits of chicken and vegetables until he finishes the whole bowl.

Getting Remus into the bath is the hard part, he will behave like a little brat and blatantly refuse to move from his spot on the couch, or to give up his blankets, even if his skin is clammy with sweat and fever. Regulus always tries to convince him by saying he’ll feel better but Remus just shakes his head, making small noises and even letting a few tears gather and fall from his eyes (he also gets a bit sensitive when he gets sick) and Regulus sits on the couch, holding Remus close to place small kisses on the top of his head while whispering small reassurances, “I promise darling, you won’t be in there for long but we need to bring your fever down” and only like that, he convinces him to get in the bath.

Regulus stays with Remus while he’s in the bath, holding his hand and playing with his fingers until the water starts getting cold and he helps Remus out, helping him towel off and change and before Remus can beeline for the couch again, Regulus herds him to their room, making him lay down so he can take some medicine for the sore throat and headache he started complaining about. After Regulus wraps him in a blanket (just one is enough my darling) and lays down next to him, letting Remus cuddle up to him as they both drift to sleep.

Remus doesn’t get sick that often, but when he does Regulus doesn’t mind taking care of him, his lover does so much for him already and if this is the only time he can take care of Remus, he will gladly do it. Because he knows that when Regulus inevitably falls ill, Remus will be there to take care of him.

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hope knows remus is up to something as soon as he gets into the car. he's got that dreamy look in his big brown eyes and keeps sighing while looking out the window. she tries very hard not to laugh and waits for him to feel comfortable enough to announce what has happened, but after the fifth sigh, she's had enough.

"corazoncito? tell me what happened at your escuela today, huh?" and of course, that's all it takes for remus to start talking.

during the next couple of minutes, hope is given a very extensive list of everything regarding regulus black. he's sirius black's brother (one of remus's best friends), he's a bit younger (but it's no problem! because he's in their art&music class due to being very super duper ultra smart!), his favorite color is green, his favorite book is "goodnight moon", and he is so kind, fun, and pretty. all in that unique excited voice only toddlers are able to utter. she has to bit her lip to stop herself from crying at all the cuteness.

the real statement comes when hope gets to the door to help remus out of the car. her son is looking at her with a very determined face when he says: and i'm gonna marry him, mamá.

(two decades later, he does. hope tells this story at their wedding reception. regulus is still kind, fun, and smart. and also so incredibly in love with her son.)

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remus is all smug and proud of his piercings. he loves showing off the sparkling stones in his conch, helix, and daith. every wide grin is accented by a jeweled tongue, and whether or not the man has a prince albert is a not-so-well-kept secret. but what no one knows is that remus is absolutely terrified of needles.

he shakes and sweats every single time he steps into the black star — the piercings and tattoos parlor. whenever his best friend, sirius, calls to announce that a new piece of jewelry just arrived at the shop and it’s probably time for remus to get pierced again, he agrees to go only because sirius’ younger brother — the one in charge of the tattoo side of the business — holds his hand through the whole appointment.

for regulus, it’s a full-blown event every time remus shows up for a new piercing. sirius mocks him and clears his entire schedule, marking it as “stabbing remus day!!!" in his planner. regulus makes sure to wear his sluttiest outfit, a killer eyeliner look, and goes through his entire curly hair routine to make sure his curls are flawless for the day. he can only dream of the day lupin finally agrees to sit down for a tattoo — that’ll be the best day of his life.

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Regulus purring „let me help you“ in his ear and starts jerking Remus off, making him whine pathetically and desperate.

Remus who gets so flustered the first time he was about to have sex with Regulus because holy shit he’s naked in my bed and he’s not really looking while rolling on the condom so he ends snapping the top part against his dick

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Working in customer service made me hate people even more than before

Anyway here's some Sirius Black bakery au headcanons

Sirius Owns the Bakery… Technically

He inherited it from some eccentric relative (uncle Alphard), but he has no idea how to bake. He hired Remus to do the actual baking and pretends he’s “creative director.”

The Menu Is Chaotic and Petty

Sirius names pastries after people he likes and especially people he hates.

“Moony Buns” (Remus’s cinnamon rolls, obviously, and they're always sold out)

“Snape's Sourdough” – looks great but is purposefully bland and a little bitter.

“James's Jelly-Filled Joys” – half donut, half ego.

“Regulus’s Existential Crumb Cake” – mysterious, dense, and a little sad.

Sirius Flirts with Every Customer

But it backfires constantly.

“Did it hurt? When you fell… into this bakery and ordered scone of regret?”

Remus: without looking up “She’s wearing a wedding ring, Sirius.”

Sirius: “Maybe her husband doesn’t make lemon tarts like I do.”

Regulus Works the Morning Shift

Grumpier than burnt coffee and refuses to wear the "If You Knead Me, I’m in the Kitchen" apron Sirius made him. He bakes perfect French patisserie while actively plotting fratricide.

Remus Is the Pastry Dad

Wakes up at 4 a.m., has flour in his hair 24/7, and communicates in sighs. He’s the reason the bakery has five-star reviews and a cult following. Also absolutely immune to Sirius's drama… or so he claims.

Peter Handles the Register

He is suspiciously good at upselling.

“Would you like a cupcake with that?”

“No thanks.”

“You will like a cupcake with that.”

“...Okay.”

The Health Inspector Is Hot and Sirius Is Panicking

Remus: “You’re cleaning because the inspector is coming?”

Sirius: “I’m cleaning because he had biceps and a clipboard. And I’m gay, Moony. Not uncivilized.”

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Remus has freckles and Regulus has moles, and both love to pepper those with kisses, making their lover giggle and pull them into a soft, slow, loving kiss.

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Remembering old posts, rewritten and reposted: Moonwater - Part 3

There is a mystery in Hogwarts, one nobody from Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw knows the answer to: why the fuck are all Slytherins respecting Professor Lupin, a known half-blood and overall awkward, but sweet (and definitely competent) teacher?

Slytherin students even go out of their way to make his life easier, carry his stuff whenever they see him, shut everyone up that is talking in his class, and stop every attempted prank (and, out of view, curse, hex and jinx the culprit into next week).

One brave Ravenclaw dared to ask their Slytherin friend, and get secondhand PTSD from the look on the other‘s face alone.

Then the whispers start.

The story? A fifth year Slytherin hexed Professor Lupin‘s cane, causing him to fall during one of his more painful days. The Professor only laughed, but his husband, once he heard of that, didn’t.

The entire Slytherin table got Howlers that day, all of them being berated for that incident. Then again when they returned home for the Summer.

And, graciously, the Lord of the most Ancient and Noble House Black, gave the entire Slytherin house a few lessons in behaviour and respect.

None dared to even think of pranking or otherwise harming Professor Lupin, who was only using his maiden name for his job and was actually named Lord Remus John Black-Lupin, ever again. That lesson gets passed on to every new generation of Slytherins.

(No matter how mad Regulus was, he would have never dared to actually harm those kids, physically or mentally. Remus was watching those lessons, laughing his ass off.)

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Remembering old posts, rewritten and reposted: Moonwater - Part 2

A shaky, nervous Remus stands in front of the altar, looking into the silver eyes of the love of his life, and starts saying his vows in French. He learned that language for months in secret, just for that moment.

A snotty and teary Regulus, grinning like an idiot, started saying his vows - in Welsh.

Their kiss was wet, and salty, and just perfect.

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Remembering old posts, rewitten and reposted: Moonwater - Part 1

While Regulus despised it, he went to Sirius for help. He had no idea on normal dating, having grown up in the pureblood society he only knew the stuck-up traditional ways. But he wanted to make sure he didn't mess up when approaching Remus.

Sirius immediately thought that Regulus was trying to humiliate his best friend, so he told him the most stupid, ridiculous stuff to turn the tables and teach him a lesson - nobody fucks with his friends.

Imagine his surprise when Regulus did exactly as told, humiliating himself and getting almost cursed by an enraged Remus, who only held himself back because younger students were around - it did happen in the Great Hall, after all.

Realising that Regulus was honest about his interest in Remus, Sirius started groveling, apologising to both Regulus and Remus.

Regulus feels so embarassed and upset that he swore to never again even think about Remus.

That is, until the older boy suddenly stood infront of him, perfectly going through the first step of traditional, pureblood courting.

Teaching him was probably the only time Sirius was glad for how he was raised. The older Black had hoped, that by helping Remus with that and getting them together, they would forgive him early enough that he could walk his little brother down the aisle when the wedding finally came. Or Remus, he wasn't picky, he just wanted to give one of them away to marry the love of their life, they deserved it more than anyone else.

A few years down the line, he could hardly keep from sobbing while he did just that.

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Remembering old posts, rewritten and reposted: The 10 Bllu Children - Part 1

It is my (and many other's) headcanon that Regulus is a black cat animagus. And he uses that ability to it's fullest.

He loves his children, all of them, and so so deeply. Because of that, he can't help himself. He has to touch, cuddle and simply be near them all the time.

Which is why it is often a fight (Remus being stern and Regulus and the children pouting) when the kids get too big to sleep with their parents. Or Regulus getting all sad when they decide by themself to sleep in their own beds.

So, when the babies are still to small to sleep in their parents' bed, Regulus turns into that small black cat and climbs into their crib.

He curls around their soft heads, gently purring and protecting their dreams. Nothing will harm his babies as long as he lives, not even a simple nightmare.

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Regulus is jealous, and I mean he goes feral when someone flirts with Remus or looks at him, and will start pouting and scowling and behaving like stuck up bitch to that person, and moan and complain about it on the way home to all his friends and Remus too.

but Remus

Remus is possessive, like scary possessive. I mean he will suddenly appear by Regulus’ side when he sees someone approaching him, but a hand on his waist and snog him filthy in front of that person until they’re so uncomfortable they can only leave. Sometimes he quietly leans in and whisper in that person’s ear threats like “look at him one more time and I’ll carve your eyes out.”

Regulus of course loves that and plays into it so once they get back home Remus will be all riled up and willing to fuck Reg into the mattress and the floor and the centre of the earth while continuously asking Regulus “Whose pretty little slut are you? Mine yes, correct. You are my handsome boy and this desperate cunt is all mine, right?” and Regulus can only frantically nod and moan and beg.

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Lyall Lupin who tries so so hard to continue loving his son like he did. Thats his son. His boy. And he is not going to let his prejudices get in the way.

But he does. Because he has had these prejudices for years. He was involved in the horrid treatment of werewolves.

He's ashamed of Remus. Of what he stands for.

He loves his son, but oh, how he hates him.

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Allergy season, or:

The time of year Sirius whines how he can’t breath and Regulus contemplates to kill himself because his runny and itchy nose is that annoying.

Whenever they join during a full moon, Padfoot and Toebeans (Regulus hates that name, but he was outvoted) almost jump a foot into air every time they sneeze.