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Wut

Where’s Waldo would actually be a great concept for a horror or crime thriller movie

Like he’s a serial killer and they’re looking for him before he gets to the next victim

“We have all Waldo’s sadistic clues, but WHERE IS WALDO?!”

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Where’s Waldo would actually be a great concept for a horror or crime thriller movie

Like he’s a serial killer and they’re looking for him before he gets to the next victim

“We have all Waldo’s sadistic clues, but WHERE IS WALDO?!”

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For anyone who really wants to know what bug this actually is, it seems to be a Japanese Rhino Beetle (Kabutomushi) Scientific name Trypoxylus dichotomus

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100 ways to traumatize your OCs

Because why not?

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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

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I figured out how to make geese even more horrific than they already are

TEETH

I should NOT be allowed to be left alone with a stylus

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Imagine a racing game but instead of playing as Mario or peach you play as the current and former popes

And if you win enough races as pope Francis you unlock the ghost of pope Francis

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Okay so just to sum up recent events on the US Right:

• Trump starts a contract with Peter Thiel's Palantir company to create a database of ALL INFORMATION on EVERY LIVING AMERICAN

• Its revealed Stephen Miller and Elon Musk have had a very massive fight, supposedly because Elon Musk is sleeping with Miller's wife

• Trump ousts Elon from the administration, after over five months of being besties. Leaves with Stephen Miller's wife, who he just hired at one of his companies (!?)

• Elon starts saying the Big Beautiful Bill sucks

• A GOP Representative reveals that most of them didnt actually get to read the Big Beautiful Bill, GOP leadership basically made them rubber stamp it and they are pissed to find out it makes them all look horrible. A lot of them are now discussing a shakeup in GOP leadership.

• Trump says Elon has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (🤮)

• Elon escalates massively, stating that Trump is in the Epstein files and THATS why they havent released them yet

• This comes right as Alex Jones loses a massive chunk of his audience because he's endorsing Trump's Palantir contract, and his fans are basically all very concerned about their privacy. They want a new conspiracy to follow and they just got one

• Trump starts threatening Elon's government contracts

• Ian Miles Cheong calls for Trump to be impeached immediately, and for JD Vance to become President. Elon Musk quote retweets this with "Yes"

• JD Vance was mentored by Peter Thiel

• Steve Bannon takes to Fox calling for the immediate deportation of Musk, and making SpaceX a public company

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The enemy of my enemy is a tool we can use and then discard when we’re done with him like he discards everyone around him to give him a taste of his own medicine

Musk might be against Trump for now but that does not change that

he video conferenced into a alt-right rally and told the people that Germany needed to let go of collective guilt regarding the Holocaust earlier this year

or that his factories are unsafe and that’s why he wanted to get rid of oversight

or that he did a sieg heil salute on national television twice in a row when Trump won

or that his cars most famous feature is exploding

or that he’s a racist sexist misogynistic neo Nazi and proud of it

I don’t want them working together either but Musk is not suddenly “an ally” to anyone but himself and we cannot afford to pretend like he is, or like this is him turning over a new leaf. it’s not. He still sucks as a person. That didn’t change. We’re watching two of the richest men on earth throw tantrums over the internet, not someone using their immense wealth to fight what’s going on.

Musk is not an underdog, he is not a hero. He and his money is part of how we even got here. Don’t forget that.

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

HA! I’ve been on our beloved hellsite for 730 days

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This is Walter

Walter says hi

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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

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am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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I know it’s not really feasible but imagine the chaos that would happen if when the DMs feature for twitter gets deleted (yes the buffoon is removing that over getting rejected by a woman in DMs) all your DMs get automatically posted/leaked as tweets between you and the people they’re with and the way you can tell they were to someone is because it tags or mentions them

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I felt bad Wally didn’t get a cute spring outfit like everybody else did because he’s missing

so I used CSP like photoshop to make him one

Then I drew my rendition of it! He’s happy for spring and dancing

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“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans: