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I just want Anna Kendrick and Evan Rachel Wood to star in a film together where they play would-be girlfriends and sing at each other. And kiss. That's all.

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Oh this makes my heart happy. 🥲

This fandom is so funny to me. Someone could say "I just finished reading the bible :D" in any other context and I would assume they're talking about. The Christian Bible. But in this fandom when someone says "I just finished reading the bible :D" I know they're talking about Experimentation by Redlance

wait why is this true- @redlance's Experimentation certainly has made its mark on the fandom, and i have heard it called the "bechloe bible" on multiple occasions T0T i love the silly fandom knowledge

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Some rando in my Exp comments section:

Me:

These fucking idiot witch hunters who don't do their fucking homework before they start accusing people, honestly, kinda make me laugh. Because accusing me of using an AI service that didn't even exist until SIX YEARS after I started writing this story, honestly makes you look like the twat you are. People like this, who going around blindly pointing their fingers at people with no basis for ANY of their claims are everything wrong with the creative world today. And they should be fucking ashamed of themselves. I hope they never find joy in anyone else's creativity.

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Ho Ho Ho, Ten Days To Go!

Well, nine, but ten sounded better. I hope everyone is having the merriest of times making their gifts! Don't forget to reach out to the person whose name you got to ask any questions about what they might like and I'm also here to attempt to answer any you might have as well.

A reminder that the start date for posting your gifts is December 24th and the deadline is December 31st. If you think you might be delayed, please let me know, and if you don't think you'll be able to deliver your gift at all, doubly let me know so I can have one of my Elves In Reserve whip something up. No one deserves to have coal in their stocking for Christmas!

Oh and don't forget to tag your post with Merry Pitchmas 2023, so I can find it later.

I hope the festive month is treating you well!

~ Red

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@emilyjunk :

Narrator: Jenny was not

oh…. interesting….

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Will there be an exchange this year?

Sorry, I totes dropped the ball on getting an early start on the exchange this year but never fear!

The season of giving is almost upon us and you know what that means....

For a RECORD-BREAKING eighth year in a row, it's time for the Pitchmas Gift Exchange!!

Okay, listen up.

If you need a refresh on the rule, please check out this post from last year, but keep in mind the cut of dates will have changed. Because I've left this so late (again, my bad, sorry) I'm only going to let this float around until the end of the day on December 1st. If you'd like to take part in the exchange this year, please reply to this post by then.

Here's the TL;DR for those of you who don't wanna check out the link:

TL;DR:

Reply to this post to take part. Reblogs will not be included.

December 1st is the cut off date to sign up.

Posting will begin on December 24th - not a day before! And you have to have your gift finished and posted NO LATER than December 31st.

You don’t need money to take part - just a dash of creativity and the drive to want to do something.

Manips, videos, fanfic, and comics are just a few examples of the things you can do!

All pairings are welcome, but I strongly encourage all participants to ANONYMOUSLY message the person they have to ask questions about which they might prefer.

TURN ON YOUR ANONS. I’ve gotten to the point where if your ask box is not set to allow anon questions and your Secret Santa cannot contact you, I will no longer be trying to get in touch - I’ll just remove you from the exchange. So please, even if you’re sure anon asks are already allowed, double check. If you’re not sure HOW to do that, google is your friend.

If you change your name between now and the posting date, please send me a message to let me know. I will not be trying to track people down again this year.

Please don’t leave someone hanging. If you have no intention of doing anything and just want someone to do something for you, don’t reply. It’s not fair. (And I’m always looking for volunteers who will write for anyone who might get missed!)

Tag your posts with #merry pitchmas 2023.

HAVE FUN.

See you in a few, awesome nerds!

~Red

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Happy Friday the 13th!! 👸🎃🦇

Congratulations to all those who know a famous pair of boobs when they see them. Elvira tattoo done by David Corden.

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Guys, guys, guys.

I got a new tattoo but the artist hasn't posted it yet and I don't want to before he does, SO.

A preview...

Any guesses? (And if you're one of the two people I've already showed, you get out of here.)

Will be posting on Friday! Stay tuned if you want to see the reveal.

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Me right now.

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Hap Birf friend!! Hope it's treated you kindly!

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Happy birthday, Jenny! I hope it’s been a lovely one!

Aww, thank you!

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🎉 happy birthday🎉

Thank you!!

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Happy birthday!

Aww thank you, nonnie!!! 💕

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Hi! I wonder how Bly anon is doing. Also Red, what are you watching these days? Any recs?

Bly anon, are you still out there? I am terrible at answering my asks, so this is from ages ago but we still want an update!!

What AM I watching these days... I'm sure everyone here has already seen Yellowjackets? But if you haven't, omg, run. Run now and watch it all before season 2 comes out.

Oh, Beforeigners is SO. GOOD. Not done season 2 yet, though. It's a Norwegian television series and is... Very basically, about people from the past appearing in the present. Check it out. Good shit.

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Yesterday i was re reading experimentation and i thought about how chloe's song should be mastermind by taylor swift lol

Ahaha I love this!!! ♥️ But I wonder if it should rather be Stacie's song for them?😂 🤣