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Why is no one having my back I was KIDNAPPED

Me : * is kidnapped again *

Me :

My family :

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Nightwing: You know, when you said you had convinced Red Robin to go to therapy this is not what I thought you meant.

Nightwing & Red Hood: *stare at the recently exploded warehouse that is still very much on fire*

Red Hood, shrugging: Harley’s a great therapist.

Nightwing: She’s had her license revoked four different times. She hasn’t even HAD a license that many times.

Red Hood: Well, at least it works.

Nightwing: Still not what I had in mind.

Red Hood: Yeah, that’s kinda on you.

Nightwing, nodding: That’s on me.

Red Robin: *cackles in the distance*

Red Hood: *gives him a thumbs up*

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Killed a mosquito once. I think about that mosquitos family to this day

"tim drake would kill a guy" he almost killed himself and quit robin because he THOUGHT he did that guy is not killing shit

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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

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LITERALY ME

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THIS JUST HAPPENED

(around 7.25pm, Nov 23, Palestine time)

please please PLEASE do not stop speaking just because of a temporary ceasefire. please. some of you will have holidays but please take a few minutes out of your day to voice out. and if you can, perhaps do not celebrate and instead protest and keep emailing reps and posting about a complete ceasefire. please.

while some of us will be breathing a sigh of relief over the temporary ceasefire, people will STILL be dying. people ARE still dying. up until the very last minute. they’ve intensified their attacked. there is no “pause” for them.

please. your festivals come every year but these people… these children… once they’re gone, they’re gone. there will be no next year for them.

please keep speaking up. we’re not done yet. please.

HERE’S HOW YOU CAN HELP

m’not sure about donations still because the ceasefire doesn’t mean money will get to gaza right away BUT!!! care for gaza, the e-sims, hirbawi, and palaction are all donations you can make even with a blockade.

other than that, please sign all the petitions, join the campaigns and contact your reps using the various options provided. AND PLEASE remember to boycott companies listed by BDS

current death toll

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Why I think every bat kid is scary as fuck :)

Nightwing: One time, he and Kory were on a date when they were attacked by 50 ninjas. Nightwing just sighted and defeated all of them in 15 minutes while Kory reaplied her lipgloss. I have never followed another of their dates since then..

Red Hood: He has no shame, no limits and no sense of normalcy. He will shoot you and go back happily to his morning coffee.

Red Robin: I'm not dangerous, don't fear me. I'm just a cute little hero! Your bank accounts password is safe with me. :)

Spoiler: She girlbosses so hard she can kill you by giving you 1 bad bitch look.

Orphan: One time she answered my question before I even asked it. I have not talked to her since then.

Robin: He is ten. One time, he threw vodka in my face and threatened to throw a lit match at me. The devil fears him.

Signal: He thinks rules are meant to be broken, like piñatas.

@i-am-robin-you-heathens @definitelynightwing

Why every batchild is scary (my personal opinion)

Nightwing he smile and he is like a puppy, but still a dangerous bastard inside. The morning you can enter in the kichen and he's eating breackfas and ask you haw you are, then you see a little scrach on he's neck and he say happly "ooh, that? This night 20 man try to kill me, but no worry, i beat them all to a pulp like you would never be able to do, have a good day, i go se Kory now, bye" or just smile at batman after mine a building and swear "it's Red Hood fault, i try to stop him but..." and everyone would belive him!

Red Hood i have guns (and not only guns) i can shot you, i will shot you, i l"m good with killing, i would feel no regrets. Fear me.

Red Robin He know, he just know everithing. Sometime he can look and say "do you remeber the first time you get drunk and batman go all mad?" he wasn't even there, that happen before he met batman! (That stalker). He know the bank account, pin,dirty secret and everithing else about everyone of us.

Spoiler annoing. She is annoing and she know, she is capable to achive what she want in every possible way, but she chose to do it in the most annoing way possible and when she chose you as her victim she wont let you go.

Orphan she don't talk much, she just stare at you and unserstand what ther is in your fucking soul. You never see her coming, she just appear out of the blanc, and she may be behind you for hour and you never know until she don't do something. She would help your enemy if it is part of the family.

Robin He's a demoniac being. He is 5,4 (shortie) foot of pure evil, he know both how to fake-cry himself out of every situation inside the family and how to kill/beat up his problem out of the family. He's like an angry chiwawa.

Signal he has both superpower and batman training. He's the least child so batman have no more the will to scold/punish him. He really look like the obbedient son, he isn't.

@definitelynightwing @i-am-robin-you-heathens @redrobinforreal is your turn to do it

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I want you to know glitter started to pour out while I was fighting two face. Hope you're proud of yourself. It was a very akward moment for us both.

Who draw on mi fucking helmet!? I never noticed it ad go arround looking like an idiot!!

Now i know it isn't Damina, he's vicius and evil, but can draw better. So @redrobinforreal and @definitelynightwing ? One of you two better talk.

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T-the riddler is trying to tell you smt?

Hum

While you look for him just know ima be taking a vacation with one of our moms. Don't look for me. Love u bro :)

Who draw on mi fucking helmet!? I never noticed it ad go arround looking like an idiot!!

Now i know it isn't Damina, he's vicius and evil, but can draw better. So @redrobinforreal and @definitelynightwing ? One of you two better talk.

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OH FUCK

sorry bro my bad

What about

Huh

What about Poison ivy? She seems artsy

Who draw on mi fucking helmet!? I never noticed it ad go arround looking like an idiot!!

Now i know it isn't Damina, he's vicius and evil, but can draw better. So @redrobinforreal and @definitelynightwing ? One of you two better talk.

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Haha.... It was huh... It was the joker who did it??

Who draw on mi fucking helmet!? I never noticed it ad go arround looking like an idiot!!

Now i know it isn't Damina, he's vicius and evil, but can draw better. So @redrobinforreal and @definitelynightwing ? One of you two better talk.

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Ok, just so we know, what exactly are you gonna do to the culprit?

Who draw on mi fucking helmet!? I never noticed it ad go arround looking like an idiot!!

Now i know it isn't Damina, he's vicius and evil, but can draw better. So @redrobinforreal and @definitelynightwing ? One of you two better talk.

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Pleased to informed yall this queer vigilante is a part of the robinverse

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Watched the second season of Heartstopper with the bf. Cried multiple times. I may or may not have a kin on one of the characters.

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IVE BEEN MEANING TO FIND U

EVERYONE, OP IS HEREEE

Bernard is up and at it again

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!!!! I met Claire, she's super nice, give her recognition. :)

Bernard is up and at it again

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Dick what even WAS this phase of ur life