redrobinforreal

[redrobinforreal]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

Yo, dc fandom, could you please recommend it batfamily fix it fics? It can be any character, it can be hurt/comfort, just please no incest. I think reading DC comics is actually killing me

[redrobinforreal]

He smiled nervously.

Huh, yeah haha, I can pay if that's okay anyway? Not that the girl can't pay, I'm sure you can I'm just- I-

How has he never gotten this right? Three girlfriends, a boyfriend and Tim still sucks at first dates. He wondered what they saw in him.

Anyway, the mall sounds nice, let's go?

Edith Enigma Autumn took her phone out of her pocket for the umpteenth time to text robin. she was either impatient or extremely nervous, or perhaps both. they had agreed to meet in the park (mostly because Robin didn't want to drop his address and neither did Autumn, go figure)

"Hey dude you almost here?"

she was unknowingly pacing as she stared at her screen. Get a grip, girl.

[ @redrobinforreal ]

[redrobinforreal]

What was I made for?

[redrobinforreal]

What was I made for?

[redrobinforreal]

"Almost!" He texts back. He had been running late on some reports and lost track of time finishing them. He got to the park five minutes after texting her

Edith Enigma Autumn took her phone out of her pocket for the umpteenth time to text robin. she was either impatient or extremely nervous, or perhaps both. they had agreed to meet in the park (mostly because Robin didn't want to drop his address and neither did Autumn, go figure)

"Hey dude you almost here?"

she was unknowingly pacing as she stared at her screen. Get a grip, girl.

[ @redrobinforreal ]

[redrobinforreal]

I'll get us take out and there's this rooftop that has the most beautiful view of Gotham. Dress however you like. :)

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.

[redrobinforreal]

Saturday, seven pm, I can pick you up?

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.

[redrobinforreal]

Okay, first of, Gotham harbor, tomorrow by six

Second, do not beat me up??? That's not how you date ppl?? Wtf scarecrow what's wrong with u

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

Omg man Bruce Wayne is NOT Batmans sugar daddy omg I-

Well, if it's okay by your boyfriend, you are really cute...

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.

[redrobinforreal]

You got it ma'am 👍

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

You aren't the only one who've killed. :)

Okay let's get ice cream then 👍

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

???? We are just getting ice cream?? I haven't done anything!

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

???? U should break up with this Drake guy he's such a loser I am definitely sexier

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.

[redrobinforreal]

You don't really seem like a rogue. Have you even ever committed a crime? Not a deal-breaker, um just saying your dad being a criminal doesn't make you one. Also wouldn't be the first time I'd went out with a rogues daughter

Anyway

You up for getting ice cream?

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

Bring. It. On.

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?

[redrobinforreal]

@quite-the-enigma down for the long run?