redrobinforreal

[redrobinforreal]

red robin says:

[redrobinforreal]

Ouch

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

Life goal: being someone's cringefail boyfriend

[redrobinforreal]

Why is my life like this

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

Well, hum

Look

If B finds out he will kill Conner. Would you really want to be responsible for superboy dying AGAIN??? And if you keep quiet about this, i just might be able to share some pictures i have of Dick in a pink discowing suit.

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

...

If were i would remember that:

1. I am, now, also capable of giving them YOUR tumblr

2. I can hack everything you own

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

This was Not Meant To Be Seen by you

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank

. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made

. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"

. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)

. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box

. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers

. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)

They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.

[redrobinforreal]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[redrobinforreal]

Yo, dc fandom, could you please recommend it batfamily fix it fics? It can be any character, it can be hurt/comfort, just please no incest. I think reading DC comics is actually killing me

[redrobinforreal]

He smiled nervously.

Huh, yeah haha, I can pay if that's okay anyway? Not that the girl can't pay, I'm sure you can I'm just- I-

How has he never gotten this right? Three girlfriends, a boyfriend and Tim still sucks at first dates. He wondered what they saw in him.

Anyway, the mall sounds nice, let's go?

Edith Enigma Autumn took her phone out of her pocket for the umpteenth time to text robin. she was either impatient or extremely nervous, or perhaps both. they had agreed to meet in the park (mostly because Robin didn't want to drop his address and neither did Autumn, go figure)

"Hey dude you almost here?"

she was unknowingly pacing as she stared at her screen. Get a grip, girl.

[ @redrobinforreal ]

[redrobinforreal]

What was I made for?

[redrobinforreal]

What was I made for?

[redrobinforreal]

"Almost!" He texts back. He had been running late on some reports and lost track of time finishing them. He got to the park five minutes after texting her

Edith Enigma Autumn took her phone out of her pocket for the umpteenth time to text robin. she was either impatient or extremely nervous, or perhaps both. they had agreed to meet in the park (mostly because Robin didn't want to drop his address and neither did Autumn, go figure)

"Hey dude you almost here?"

she was unknowingly pacing as she stared at her screen. Get a grip, girl.

[ @redrobinforreal ]

[redrobinforreal]

I'll get us take out and there's this rooftop that has the most beautiful view of Gotham. Dress however you like. :)

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.

[redrobinforreal]

Saturday, seven pm, I can pick you up?

@not-a-conspiracyonist Bern, do you want to open the relationship. Like, would you. I think it would be fun for us.