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Day 1 of watching Jentry Chau:

Kit hurts me again and again without fail

no offense but no one gives a shit michael

stop bulilng my guy mr cheng that's not cool

don't listen to him kit

jentry he just saved your life how could you say that to him

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me at Duo's funeral: *sniff* can I just have a moment alone with them please...

...

me: get up, I know you ain't dead

Duo, sitting up from casket: ya no shit

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I Can't Help but Wonder

"Used to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you" : 600 Strike (torturing the god of storms)

"Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you" : Keep Your Friends Close (wind bag)

"Held you in my arms prepared to die for you" : Horse and the Infant (astyanax)

i'm just sayin

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being in a fandom is having six characters and

1x2 and 3x4 started as main ships and they'll always be ur otps

but 1x4 tho.. pretty frickin cute

and 1x3 and 1x5 and 1x6 cuz what the hell

and 2x5 are mmmm

but the 3x5 angst

and the 2x3 fluff hmnfhvbf

but then new lore drops 😦

and omg 1x6 IS GOING SO HARD NOW

aaaa but 1x2 are still so cute

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Patton setting up a recording: welcome to my blog, Dad here coming to you from the mind palace! Today, I'll be trying out different hair products :D

Patton: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Patton: *smacks lips* :c

Patton: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Now, onto our nex-

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chat we need new names for trans terms...

i like to talk to my friends abt trans stuff and here is our codes we use around cishets... its been used for 5 years and nopony has caught on

elvis=sex (this involves his past)

mint=penis

fanta=trans person (fruity)

club soda=terf/homophobe (its a gross bland soda but they'll think you complamented them)

bag= vagina

my drink is flat and ngl its yummy= im binding/tucking and its very affirming..

my moodring is:= my pronouns are

purple=neos

blue=he

pink=she

yellow=they

dark blue= xenos

i wish my mom/dad would let me have a goldfish= i wish i could have a binder/tuck supplies (aka goldfish)

betta fish=hrt

are you a friend of dorthy=ally/gay?? (old saying back when times were tough and only allys/old gays genuinely understand what you mean)

lmk if you want more terms so we can survive the 2025 season (spread if ur an ally of our gay ass mafia)

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Survive: I like you! have a cupcake :3

Remember Them: I like you! Have a cupcake :D

Polyphemus: eueghhwmhmuegh........

My Goodbye: I like you! Have a cupcake :]

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when you're making a playlist for two characters and suddenly every Conan Gray song is them 🫶

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Virgil: hey, princy, fit check-

Roman: Posture check. *SLAPS virge's back*

Remus, spawning out of nowhere: SUP BRO, PULSE CHECK! :D *stabs Roman and checks his pulse as he goes down*

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someone may have let the intrusive thoughts win and started a fire in her trash can...

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look at my cat

wHO IS INCAPABLE OF STAYING STILL

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helppp someone just asked what DOA stood for and i- WAY too enthusiasticly yelled 🎵💃Dead On Arrival!🎵 and the room was silent and i prob looked like a nerd aaaaaa

(🎵🎵🎵no hope for survival.!. You're dead on arrivaaaaaal!!! 🕺)

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Girls that need to kiss girls:

#1

Elfie ✨️✨️

#2

🔮Circe🪄 needs to kiss me

#3

Isa 🌸💐🌷

#4

🎵VER👏O👏NI👏CA👏 Sawyer 💙

#5

fr half of these queens

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OOOAHHOH I GOT THE WORD i got it ig got it hell yeah

now just wait for it to happen again in five minutes

when a "whats the word for that" becomes an "is there a word for that??? 😨"

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when a "whats the word for that" becomes an "is there a word for that??? 😨"

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now hold on this is the 911 season premiere

You successfully crash land your plane on a highway, saving everyone on board. When emergency services finally arrive, a police officer walks up to you. “So… how fast do you think you were going back there?” They ask, pulling out their ticket book.

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aw shit.

He's back y'all