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this is relevant once again. favorite day
HAPPY FALL EQUINOX
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILBO AND FRODO BAGGINSES
unhonorable birthday mentions:
lloyd montgomery garmadon.
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busy chapter seven! we love to see it
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Shouting at the Rain
Whumptober: Day 14 feat. flare ~ water inhalation wc: 297
The thing about water… it was merciful to an extent, just as dangerous as fire. And yet, it killed flames.
And the thing about Kai, well, in a deadly game of elemental Would You Rather, he would rather burn at the stake than drown.
This fucking water burned in more ways than one. He laughed - inhaling more of the freezing substance as he did so. His lungs were screaming in his place, the water grated against fragile tissues as droplets swarmed the place they definitely shouldn’t be. At the same time his skin was crawling, numb from the tendrils of cold that pushed and pulled against his skin.
The hands that (barely) held him in the rushing river pulled roughly and heaved Kai out of the water. The master of fire hardly even noticed. At first sign of air his body shook, gasping and choking on air and words and water.
There was something buried inside him that caused every flinch, every recoil. Kai almost didn’t want to know what it was.
A stiff kick reached his ribs and red hot to flared up his spine, the coughs grew more guttural. The asshole that was trying to kill him hadn’t been Kai’s priority for a good few minutes and it seemed to be getting to the poor guy’s head.
Kai was too busy to care, his chest shuttered and struggled to bring in any more air than the bare minimum. The foot tried to nudge him onto the side. How thoughtful. The movement caused Kai’s blurring vision to spin, his stomach churning.
If he could sell his soul he would. Just be floating in a realm without pain. Without the rushing rushing water.
Something knocked him hard in the head and every conflict in his body dimmed.
#ninjago#kai ninjago#water inhalation#whumptober 2023#whumptober#shouting at the rain - the dear hunters#i havent written in like a year pls be nice#masters of spinjitzu#ReignPain
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HAPPY FALL EQUINOX
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILBO AND FRODO BAGGINSES
unhonorable birthday mentions:
lloyd montgomery garmadon.
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A Comprehensive List of Mairon's Top 10 Coping Mechanisms (aka how to prevent a mental breakdown)
Forge a ring and pour your soul into it
Turn into a giant eyeball
Kill someone
Torture someone
Pet a (were)wolf
Have your boss beat you up
Sentence someone to eternal toilet cleaning duty
Start a war
Get mauled by a dog so you can take a work break for the first time in 1000000 years (bonus - also gets you beaten up by your boss again)
Start a cult
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Well do you
#CEASE AND DESIST immediately.#Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER#we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you#including but not limited to civil action and/or criminal complaints.#worm-entity
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick
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LET KAI ARSON 2k21
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and for my beautiful follower(s) who aren’t bots, a sneak peak :)
All those sleepless nights he’d spent in front of the mirror, willing his vocal chords to work as they once did. All of that time wasted on something that could no longer be.
Because if they worked once, they could work again, right? No.
His parents had been here once too, and they sure as hell weren’t coming back.
The young man had spent so much time inside of himself tapping on the glass. Yet there was no way to fix it; he was lost.
Kai screamed.
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HELLO FANDOM THAT I HAVENT SO MUCH AS BREATHED THE GENERAL AIR OF SINCE 2017 HOW ARE WE DOIN’?!
#fairy tail#HELLO I AM HERE.#I STILL HATE GRUVIA#LYON IS STILL SEXY#i dont hate wendy anymore so uh hi#🧍
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oh so that’s what happened
It is 5 am and I can’t sleep so IM GONNA REWATCH THE MACAQUE EPISODE
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reblog and tag if your avatar can commit arson
#we all know we would#manipulate someone into doing it#OR get annoyed and do it himself#the untamed#nie huaisang
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i read this and the gremlin inside my head went
cannabalism?
You say it’s “undercooked” but we all know that you’re just a coward who fears that delightfully fleshy texture
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I just tried to write Lloyd angst and short circuited
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