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Pee is stored in the balls!

I tried a stand-to-pee (STP) device today because ~gender~. I bought the Packer Gear 4" STP. It has been recommended to me as a good choice for first time users, but that shit still takes practice.

I finished and shook off my peen, as one does, but I felt like there was still urine in there. Sure enough, when I tipped it over, the testicular reservoir still contained urine.

Fellas, it is with great honour that I announce that pee is in fact stored in the balls.

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Reblogging cos I constantly need to remind myself of this.

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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I got a formal warning from Reddit for saying "I want to personally slap Andrew Wakefield in the mouth."

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I can feel a special interest coming on...

THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...

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This is quite possibly the greatest Reddit post of all time.

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You can still feel regrets even if you made the right decision.

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The new peanut butter Vector tastes like someone described peanuts to someone who had never had them, but really emphasized the fact that peanuts are legumes and not in fact nuts.

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May 23 is officially my Tiversary! Just started 25mg gel.

Happy Tiversary to anyone celebrating theirs today!

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The vibes are immaculate omg! 😍

🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

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"You can be right or you can be happy."

-Gerald G. Jampolsky

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I hate how "going to" feels so formal, but "gonna" feels too familiar.

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Now John at the bar, he's a friend of mine

He gets me my drinks for free

He's quick with a joke or to put out your smoke

Cos this is a nonsmoking barrrr

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Gugs and I would have slayed in these. 💅 She's wearing this sweater in heaven. 😎

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

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Peanut butter is the Guiness of spreads.

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Roger, if you have a moment, I would greatly appreciate some of your magic please and thank you. The last 72 hours of my life have been kind of crazy.

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“You never know how sick you are until you try to recover.”

— This is incredibly accurate and magnificently timed  (via itcuddles)

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y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers