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“Despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same result”

Clay, Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight:Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

I'm trying to think of something funny to say in response. But I can't, I'm too busy being distracted by thinking about boobs.

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Unsorted WOF thoughts part 15:

Tui has stated that the reason she isn't writing a Kinkajou book is because she feels like Kinkajou's story is already perfect, and nothing more needs to be added.

Kinkajou is perfect. God said so herself.

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Clay learning about what happened to Tsunamis dad:I know you hurt yourself bad homegirl, but it’s gonna be okay :))

cause your lore?

Just got SICK AS FUCK-

When Sunny finally returns after going missing without explanation, instead of being mad or worried, Clay's just like:

Waow...your lore is insane now :0

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Kinkajou: Happy Autism Awareness Day!

Kinkajou: *presses her face directly against Winter's*

Kinkajou: I am aware of you.

Winter: I wish you weren't.

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Conclusion: We all want to lay around all day, being gay and eating fruit.

I LIED!! HERE'S ANOTHER POLL!! >:}

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Queen Oasis: Alright lets start with a simple problem to star off our day. Blister has 19 bottles of Dish soaps- Blaze: Wait why does Blister have so many soaps? Blister: Mind yo business Blaze! This my life! Damn!

Oasis: Are y'all done? Okay so Blister has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Burn six, how many dish soaps does Blister have le-

Blister: Six!? I'm not even giving her one! she didn't pitch in for none of this! Aye Burn! Step yo ass back!

Oasis: Blister! give her the dish soaps! It's in the problem.

Blister: I can give her some! Cause I seen her picking her nose earlier! Yeah you ain't clean Burn! Disgusting. So get yo hand over here and get some soap!

The dish soap is a necessary piece to her plot to take over the throne, I just know it.

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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Risking everything hoping to god Tumblr has a WOF fandom lol 💀🙏🙏

My favourite mass murdered <333

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Ok so like, I always thought transmasc Turtle was a cute HC but just completely canon incompatible like there is no way Coral would allow any of her female offspring to trans their gender BUT

I just realised

What if Turtle just...started presenting male one morning? Coral doesn't give a fuck about her sons, she doesn't even know half their names, so Turtle just keeps out of her way and blends in with the rest of the boys to the best of his ability, maybe uses his animus magic to change some identifying markings. Coral thinks her daughter has gone missing and after a prolonged period of mourning, possibly interrupted by the hatching of Anemone, is none the wiser. Maybe one day she wonders if she's miscounted, after all she was sure she had 31 sons not 32, but she drops the question quickly enough because who cares about the males anyway, she's too busy keeping an extra close eye on Anemone and getting a special harness made so she can't go missing like her sister :)

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Peril: I mean, you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

Scarlet: *warm laugh of reminiscence* I did do that.

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Fatespeaker: Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Starflight: It's because they're marsupials.

Fatespeaker:

Fatespeaker, mockingly: iT's BeCAuSe THeY'rE mARSuPiaLS.

Fatespeaker: No!

Fatespeaker, pouting: It's because they don't have the right koala-fications...

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Burn, getting bitten by the dragonbite viper: No!! My only weakness!

Burn: Dying!

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Chameleon: Yeah, they tried to fight back and they nearly got me. But, you know, I handled it.

Scarlet: Those were dragonets, Chameleon.

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Turtle: Wow, I keep stepping on really crunchy twigs.

Qibli: Those are bones, Turtle.

Turtle: Not if I never look down.

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Winter: I'm starting to think mother and father don't care for our well-being.

Icicle: Don't be so dramatic, brother.

Winter: Do you even remember the things they made us do? The duels? The mazes? That time they left us alone in the mountains?

Icicle, reminiscing: Haha! Classic.

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Unsorted WOF thoughts part 14:

A lot of parental figures in fiction are characterized by fandoms as having the urge to adopt any traumatized children that they come across. But it isn't very often that you see a character whose canonical, IMMEDIATE instinct is to adopt someone.

Thorn is one such character, and that's why the dynamic between her and Qibli is unbeatable.