#wof incorrect quotes

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: Happy Autism Awareness Day!

Kinkajou: *presses her face directly against Winter's*

Kinkajou: I am aware of you.

Winter: I wish you weren't.

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Tsunami: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[mothusingtheinternet]

I’m bored here’s WoF incorrect quotes as things I have heard/said/done/witnessed.

Turtle, spreading beans on a tortilla: if this does not touch the edges, I am a FAILURE.

Sunny: that radiator looks like it has chocolate on it. Clay: I kinda wanna lick it. Sunny: same StarFlight, horrified: DUNE! SUNNY LICKED THE RADIATOR!!

Anemone: I’m a lesbian. Pike: with who? Anemone: … Anemone: I never said I was any good at it.

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Kinkajou, about Winter: He doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone

Moon: I'm gone!

Kinkajou: NOW GO CHOP HIS LEGS OFF-

[taigathenotsonicewing]

WOF Incorrect Quotes

Sundew: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Willow: What do you call disobeying the law? Sundew: A hobby. Willow: *crosses her arms* Sundew: That we do not engage in.

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Tsunami: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Willow When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Sundew: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Lynx: Do you have a self-care routine? Snowfall: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Winter: You shouldn't be using a straw. Qibli: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Winter: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

[ryita13]

Kinkajou: Okay, the next question is "How would your partner describe you in three words?"

Qibli: Sleep paralysis demon.

[wofworld]

Qibli: I just had a long talk with my siblings about not hitting eachother and now they’re yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!” before hitting eachother. I call that a success.

[threemoonwatchers]

Allknowing, to Clearsight: Your visions are weird; what’s wrong with you???

[random-stuff-incorrect-quotes]

Cottonmouth: You cannot deny that you trespass on my workspace almost every day!

Freedom: You cannot deny DEEZ NUTS!

[resident-wof-expert]

“Despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same result”

Clay, Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight:Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

I'm trying to think of something funny to say in response. But I can't, I'm too busy being distracted by thinking about boobs.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

[wof-memes]

Moon: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Qibli: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

[sandwingloveryez]

morrowseer: *screams*

Tempest: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Darkstalker: should't you do something?

Blister: nawww, i want to see who wins

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Sundew: Nice argument senator, but why don’t you back it up with a source?

Queen Wasp: My source is that I made it the FUCK UP