I'm so mad, I've been going to highschool for two weeks now and we haven't broken out into dance and song once! 馃槖
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How Altair introduced Maria to the rest of the assassins
Altair: Hello my assassins. I have returned from my mission in Cyprus. I am glad to be back home in Masyaf
Assassins: Ah welcome back Mentor safety and peace
Altair: I also brought a woman with me. *points to Maria*
Assassins: Wow she is very beautiful and lovely what is her name
Altair: She is Maria
Assassins: It is a pleasure to meet her how wonderful
Altair: She is English
Assassins: I thought we were enemies with the English
Altair: She is also a Templar soldier
Assassins:
Altair: She is also pregnant with my child
Assassins:
Altair:
Assassins:
Altair:
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Maria: ayyyyy lmao
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Loki Lullaby
Scary Loki Pretty Loki Little ball of furry Evil Loki Destructive Loki Grrrr, grrrr, grrrr
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I told my mom this and she grounded me
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Time is just an illusion....
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Venting, just ignore this.
Can I be skinny now? Can I be pretty now? Can I act all flirty now? No, oh okay....... Sorry, I just don't want to be fat or ugly or say all the wrong things anymore. I want guys to like me and find me attractive and stuff. Just, yea.
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Yes pleaze
what if in ac unity Arno and his white bros end up fucking the brotherhood up real bad and Aveline and Connor come sailing from america to settle things right in the epilogue
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IM DYING!! I LOVE THIS MORE THEN I SHOULD, AND I THINK I GOT A LADY BONNER AFTER WATCHING THE TRAILER!!
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I've heard tumblr gets intense at night. Let's go, I'm prepared.
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Isn't it about time for another Tim Burton movie?
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Dating me
The benefit of dating me is that no one will take me from you. Oh, and I can be funny and clever sometimes!
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Ahahahaha XD I'm dead man!
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Alright kennways, you get this post 1,500 notes and I will post a song of me singing on here and Facebook. Deal?
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