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Fandom: SHIP THE THING WE ALL SHIP IT SHIP IT SHI Me: Nope.

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No to AI generated images, no to AI generated text, no to AI generated music, no to AI generated voices, no to AI generated games, no to AI generated videos, no to AI generated slop in all its forms. NO TO AI FUCKING SCRAPING I do not and will never consent to have my work used to train your fucking stealing plagiarism machines.

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FYI artists and writers: some info regarding tumblr's new "third-party sharing" (aka selling your content to OpenAI and Midjourney)

You may have already seen the post by @staff regarding third-party sharing and how to opt out. You may have also already seen various news articles discussing the matter.

But here's a little further clarity re some questions I had, and you may too. Caveat: Not all of this is on official tumblr pages, so it's possible things may change.

(1) "I heard they already have access to my data and it doesn't really matter if I opt out"

From the 404 article:

A new FAQ section we reviewed is titled “What happens when you opt out?” states “If you opt out from the start, we will block crawlers from accessing your content by adding your site on a disallowed list. If you change your mind later, we also plan to update any partners about people who newly opt-out and ask that their content be removed from past sources and future training.”

So please, go click that opt-out button.

(2) Some future user: "I've been away from tumblr for months, and I just heard about all this. I didn't opt out before, so does it make a difference anymore?"

Another internal document shows that, on February 23, an employee asked in a staff-only thread, “Do we have assurances that if a user opts out of their data being shared with third parties that our existing data partners will be notified of such a change and remove their data?” Andrew Spittle, Automattic’s head of AI replied: “We will notify existing partners on a regular basis about anyone who's opted out since the last time we provided a list. I want this to be an ongoing process where we regularly advocate for past content to be excluded based on current preferences. We will ask that content be deleted and removed from any future training runs. I believe partners will honor this based on our conversations with them to this point. I don't think they gain much overall by retaining it.”

It should make a difference! Go click that button.

(3) "I opted out, but my art posts have been reblogged by so many people, and I don't know if they all opted out. What does that mean for my stuff?"

This answer is actually on the support page for the toggle:

This option will prevent your blog's content, even when reblogged, from being shared with our licensed network of content and research partners, including those that train AI models.

And some further clarification by the COO and a product manager:

zingring: A couple people from work have reached out to let me know that yes, it applies to reblogs of "don't scrape" content. If you opt out, your content is opted out, even in reblog form. cyle: yep, for reblogs, we're taking it so far as "if anybody in the reblog trail has opted out, all of the content in that reblog will be opted out", when a reblog could be scraped/shared.

So not only your reblogged posts, but anyone who contributed in a reblog (such as posts where someone has been inspired to draw fanart of the OP) will presumably be protected by your opt-out. (A good reason to opt out even if you yourself are not a creator.)

Furthermore, if you the OP were offline and didn't know about the opt-out, if someone contributed to a reblog and they are opted out, then your original work is also protected. (Which makes it very tempting to contribute "scrapeable content" now whenever I reblog from an abandoned/disused blog...)

(4) "What about deleted blogs? They can't opt out!"

I was told by someone (not official) that he read "deleted blogs are all opted-out by default". However, he didn't recall the source, and I can't find it, so I can't guarantee that info. If I get more details - like if/when tumblr puts up that FAQ as reported in the 404 article - I will add it here as soon as I can.

Edit, tumblr has updated their help page for the option to opt-out of third-party sharing! It now states:

The content which will not be shared with our licensed network of content and research partners, including those that train AI models, includes: • Posts and reblogs of posts from blogs who have enabled the "Prevent third-party sharing" option. • Posts and reblogs of posts from deleted blogs. • Posts and reblogs of posts from password-protected blogs. • Posts and reblogs of posts from explicit blogs. • Posts and reblogs of posts from suspended/deactivated blogs. • Private posts. • Drafts. • Messages. • Asks and submissions which have not been publicly posted. • Post+ subscriber-only posts. • Explicit posts.

So no need to worry about your old deleted blogs that still have reblogs floating around. *\o/*

But for your existing blogs, please use the opt out option. And a reminder of how to opt out, under the cut:

The opt-out toggle is in Blog Settings, and please note you need to do it for each one of your blogs / sideblogs.

On dashboard, the toggle is at https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog/blogname [replace "blogname" as applicable] down by Visibility:

For mobile, you need the most recent update of the app. (Android version 33.4.1.100, iOs version 33.4.) Then go to your blog tab (the little person icon), and then the gear icon for Settings, then click Visibility.

Again, if you have a sideblog, go back to the blog tab, switch to it, and go to settings again. Repeat as necessary.

If you do not have access to the newest version of the app for whatever reason, you can also log into tumblr in your mobile browser. Same URL as per desktop above, same location.

Note you do not need to change settings in both desktop and the app, just one is fine.

I hope this helps!

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(Since we can't edit other people's posts anymore), REBLOG if you are ok with your partner letting you know if you had a spelling / grammar mistake so you can fix it!

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Bullet Point/Number formatted memes can't be copied from source and sent through asks anymore!

I've noticed you can't copy and paste rp memes anymore if they are bulleted or numbered.

So fellow meme makers? PLEASE STOP BULLET POINTING and NUMBERING your memes, people can't copy and paste them into peoples' ask boxes. This could account for why the rpc isn't getting memes as much anymore.

What do we do now, since there are so many good memes out there with bullets and numbers? Well........If you want to send memes to people from these types, you need to copy the whole meme and paste it onto a draft, UNSELECT the bullet and number option, make it "regular", and then copy/paste what you want to send to people from there.

It's extra work, but it does the trick.

So, unless someone else has insight on how to override the new coding that the "geniuses" at tumblr have created, please reblog this with your solution.

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people who try to get more attention on their fandom posts by separately tagging all the main characters regardless of each character's presence in the post are my worst enemies. if i want general series posts i will go to the series tag so if you specifically promise me images of my specialest little guy and you are lying to me i will be very upset

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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

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LOVE LANGUAGE : WORDS OF AFFIRMATION STARTERS

a collection of starters based on one of the five love languages: words of affirmation. change & alter as needed.

“You can do this.”

“Great job out there, [name]!”

“I believe in you.”

“I couldn’t have done it without you.”

“I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”

“Wow! You look amazing!”

“I’m really glad you’re here.”

“I know I can always count on you.”

“I’d trust you with my life.”

“That outfit looks fantastic on you!”

“There isn’t anything you can’t do when you put your mind to it.”

“You’ve been working really hard. I see that.”

“Thank you for listening.”

“You have no idea how happy I am to see you right now.”

“You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.”

“I’m so proud of you!”

“I knew you could do it!”

“I love the way you see the world. Everything is so unique through your eyes.”

“You have a really nice smile.”

“Of course I care about you. You’re my best friend.”

“Everything is better when you’re here.”

“Thanks for always being there for me. I hope you know it goes both ways — whenever you need me, I’ll be here for you, too.”

“You don’t have to do this alone.”

“I hope you know how much you mean to me.”

“Thank you for telling me that. Thank you for sharing that with me.”

“You make it look so easy.”

“Can you give me some advice? I could really use some, and I trust your judgment.”

“You’re my favorite person to be around.”

“You’re doing really well, you know that?”

“You’re always such a big help.”

“Oh, that sounds like a really awful situation. What can I do for you? How can I help?”

“Wow, I wish I could do that as well as you!”

“I’ve learned so much from you.”

“Thank you for taking the time to help me with this.”

“You always know how to make me laugh.”

“That was really nice of you.”

“Everything is always more fun when I get to do it with you.”

“Your friends are lucky to have you.”

“Thank you so much! You are literally the best!”

“I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“I love the way your mind works.”

“I wish you could see in you what I see in you.”

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YOU ARE IN LOVE : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings to offer muses with romantic attachments an opportunity to discuss their feelings with a third party. ranging from in denial, head over heels, forbidden love, and unrequited feelings. pronouns and gendered terms are randomized. change & alter as needed.

“Oh, man, you’re in love with her?”

“Okay, fine, yeah, maybe I like him a little bit.”

“Of course I’m not going to tell her! She doesn’t like me like that!”

“Nah, we’re just friends. I don’t think about him like that.”

“She’s very beautiful, isn’t she?”

“Oh, come on, I just think they’re cool! That’s a totally normal thing to think about your best friend!”

“No, I’m not staring at her! I was just staring at—at that thing behind her! It’s not my fault she’s in the way!”

“It doesn’t matter how I feel about them, because we can’t be together. We just can’t.”

“Okay, so, we’re not actually dating. I just invited him to the wedding to get my parents off my back. Please don’t tell anyone.”

“I’m not in love with them. I can’t be in love with them.”

“We could love each other for the rest of our lives, but it wouldn’t matter. Our families would never allow it.”

“What part of ‘I can’t stand her’ and ‘she’s so annoying’ and ‘she drives me crazy’ makes you think I’m in love with her?!”

“Look, it’s just a little crush. It’ll go away soon. And I won’t let it interfere with our friendship.”

“I can’t ever tell him how I really feel. I can’t put that kind of thing on him. It’s not his problem.”

“She doesn’t feel the same way. She can’t. I mean, she’s so amazing, and I’m just… me.”

“Boy, you’ve got it bad.”

“Oh, for Christ’s sake, just make a damn move on them already! You two are so obviously in love with each other that it’s sickening.”

“You don’t need to be so embarrassed. Crushes are perfectly normal. They happen to just about everyone.”

“They’re just so amazing, and incredible, and awesome, and I just… I just really don’t want to screw this up, you know?”

“God, I’m so in love with him.”

“You really are head over heels for this girl, aren’t you?”

“Everyone can see it, dude. You’re not exactly being subtle.”

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𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋.

basically i got thinking abt like. you know when you watch a movie, or read a book, and characters go into a room or they do a particular thing together, and you just KNOW it’s building up to something, and it could be literally anything, from a kiss to a murder, but SOMETHING will DEFINITELY happen??? yeah. this is a love-letter to those glorious scenes! i hope you all enjoy!

[  ROAD  TRIP  ]:     the sender and receiver embark on a road trip together; the purpose could be anything at all, but what’s important is that the journey lasts at least several hours. additionally, the sender and receiver are the only people in the car!

[  BARED  SOULS  ]:     the sender and receiver spontaneously go skinny dipping together in the middle of the night while visiting an isolated lake. go wild! maybe the sender finds the receiver already skinny dipping, maybe it’s the other way round, who knows! you do! maybe.

[  NIGHT-TIME  STROLLS  ]:    the sender decides to walk the receiver home from an event late one night. and it’s very late; so late that they might as well be the only people left in the world. it’s just them and the quiet night sky, and conversations of all kinds are easy to come by.

[  TOP OF THE WORLD  ]:     one of the muses finds the other on the roof-top in the middle of the night. neither of them want to sleep, and so they sit together for the remainder of the night until the sun comes up, content to sit and talk and exist with each other.

[  STEPPING  BACK  ]:      while they’re both attending a particularly lively and crowded party, both muses, craving a moment of peace and fresh air, accidentally go to the same balcony. unwilling to leave, they sit together, and begin to talk as the party spins on behind their backs.

[  NO  VACANCIES  ]:     both characters are in a position where they must share a hotel room together; not so bad, until they realize the only room left has one bed and no sofa in it. paired with a carpet that not even a worst enemy would be subjected to, the two must share the bed.

[  WRONG  ROOM  ]:     after a long day, and a hotel with many vacancies, the two muses part ways to go to bed. only, one of them ends up waking in the middle of the night, and shows up at the other’s doorstep, knocking and asking to come in, for reasons unknown to the other muse.

[  NIGHT-INGALE  ]:     after being badly beaten, one muse shows up on the other muse’s doorstep, pleading for help. the other obliges, brings them in and gently cleans their wounds, bandaging them up, helping them as much as they can while quiet confessions and gentle pleas happen. basically, angst and emotion and hurt and comfort, and it’s DELICIOUS–

[  VISITING  HOURS  ]:     upon waking in a hospital bed, one of the muses turns their head, and finds the other sleeping in an uncomfortable chair by their bedside.

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List of “you say you wanna be friends but it’s starting to feel like you wanna be more than that” prompts

“Tell me why you say you wanna be friends but then go and pull shit that makes me feel like you want to be more than friends?” 

“Do you… Like like me?” “No, I don’t. That’s defamatory.”

“I don’t know why but all I can think about is kissing you. I’m… Not the only one, right?”  

“Friends don’t fucking do this.”

“Do you actually want to be friends or do we need to talk about this and reevaluate our relationship?”

“I don’t know if I can do this with you when I think I’m starting to want more.” 

“If I knew we’d come to this then I wouldn’t have agreed to be your friend in the first place.”

“You’re confusing me. Stop it.”

“So what is it you really want from me?” “I don’t— I don’t know.” 

“Fuck, why are you doing this to me?” “Doing what?” “Messing with my head!”

“Everything about this is starting to feel really not platonic.”

“…This isn’t working.”

“I’m pulling away before I get hurt.”

“Don’t give me mixed signals. If you want us to stay friends, don’t fucking act like that.”

“I don’t know about you, but I want out. I can’t keep doing this and act like we’re just friends.”

“Did I do something? Why are you suddenly acting so distant?” “Just… Because.” 

“Don’t give me that shit. Don’t treat me like that. Don’t make me think you like me. Don’t give me the hope I don’t need or want. Don’t give me a reason to continue feeling this way for you.” 

“…I think I like you.” 

“Is it weird I wanna give you all of me?”

“This is all we should be, yet it somehow feels like we could be more. You feel me?” “…Sorry?” 

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List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 

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“Bad Santa” meme!

Change the names/genders/etc. to fit your muses! WARNING: [These are NOT for the over-sensitive and easily offended.]

“You’re gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you’re gonna get fucking hat-burn.” “I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.” “I said, ‘Next,’ goddamn it! This is not the DMV!” “Um, Santa?” “No, I’m an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?” “In case you didn’t notice I’m a mother-fucking dwarf, "Unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?” “I’m 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It’s a matter of physics.” “Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?” “Two-year-olds flip me better shit than you.” “Well, wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.” “I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I’ve never ‘fornicated’ anybody.” “He’s not going to say ‘fuck-stick’ in front of the children, is he?” “No! It was just a joke. An adult joke. For us, adults. It’s a joke. Just a joke.” “I ain’t out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly, cuz I can’t stand what a piece of shit I am.” “I’m on my fucking lunch break, OK!?” “The manager’s going to hear about this!” ”You think you can make my fucking life any worse? Go ahead, take a shot!” “I’m an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus.” “I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.” “My dad was Jewish, so we didn’t have Christmas. So it was like this forbidden thing.” “Little boy, don’t interfere. I am doing this for all of us!” “Leave Santa alone!” ”Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I’m out on my ass.” “She lives in God’s house; with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut.” ”Grandma, are you spry?” “Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?” ”Sweet Jews for Jesus!” “I tell YOU how it’s gonna be. This is pricks fix!” “Uh-uh. Screw you and your kinky ass.” “I don’t want an elephant anymore. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear.“ ”The world ain’t fair. You’ve gotta take what you need when you can get it.” “You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.” “Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa’s sister.” “You steal from the store, you steal from me.” ”You know what I see when I look at you? America’s got a sad future ahead of it.” “Happy Kwanza.” “Want me to fix you some sandwiches?” “I don’t want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin’ fucking sandwiches?” “I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose.” “It made me feel good about myself.” “It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.” “You need many years of therapy. Many, many fuckin’ years of therapy.” “You people are monsters.” “There’s no joy in this for me.” “I’m not talking about you taking me out, that part I get. “Do you really need all that shit? For Christ’s sake it’s Christmas.” “It is Christmas but this is what we do, we get the shit. Christmas time, we get the shit.” ”All three of you are in so much shit, it’s almost unbelievable.” “It’s Christmas and the kid’s gettin’ his fuckin’ present.” “Doctors say I’ll soon be 100%, even with 8 bullets dug outta me, because they didn’t hit any vital organs, except my liver. Which is fucked anyway, ha ha ha.” “Don’t take no shit from nobody. Least of all yourself." 

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I'm starting to see AI art in fanart tags and even when they are tagged as AI art, people in the reblogs tagged it as fanart.

Let me just say this once. I don't believe AI art is fanart. The way things are, it's theft. It doesn't count. The effort that fan artists put into their works cannot be equated in value with whatever an AI generates. The works with hours of applied skill and originality and love put into them are the works I want to praise on this blog.

So that being said, if I ever reblog "fanart" that is ai generated, please send me a message or an ask and let me know so I can delete it off my blog.

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"8 Crazy Nights" meme || {some NSFW}

{ Send one in and see how my muse reacts~ Feel free to change names/gender to suit your muse! }

“Christmas is right around the corner, and Hanukah starts tonight.” “Seeing other people enjoy the festivities gets them even more disgusted.” “Congratulations, so please excuse me while I go take shower.” “Oh momma you like it when I hold you like this? ‘Cause I’ll do it all night long.” “I’m the kinda guy who can’t stand the holidays so I drink ‘em all away.” “I hate folks that think reindeer are cute, to me they’re just somethin’ to shoot.” “I hate love, I hate you, I hate me… ” “What the hell was that? Did anyone else hear a parakeet, or am I going crazy?” “I knew this young man years ago when his moral fiber was still intact.” “Jeezeum crow! Did I just see 2 Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna barf.” “He was just kidding, ____. You have very nice boobs.” “Is that something you prepared, or did you just rhyme that many times in row on accident?” “Jokes on you tough guy! I can’t read.” “Wow, well maybe on night 4 the Hanukkah monster will come, and take a big crap on your bed.” “Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit, psycho.” “Your girlfriend’s backyard isn’t sugar free, that baby looks sweet.” “I guess that means I stole it.” “Doesn’t it always makes you feel good when you see a group of deer helping a motorist in need?” “You’re an hour and 51 minutes late, I already called the morgue!” “That’s what happens when you hit the bottle, pal. You go to sleep in Dooksbury, you wake up in PUKESbury.” “Smell you later, poopsicle!” “If a midget and a drunk can beat us, I’ll eat my jock strap.” “I thought I got some tongue, but it was only retainer.” “It’s a home invasion robbery! Take whatever you want but please don’t chop my legs off!” “Mr. If you’re gonna kill us, take off  your shoes they’re soaking the carpet!” “Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you?” “Just when you started to really like _____, he goes and has a butthole relapse.” “I read recently in Reader’s Digest that people who let themselves cry when they’re hurting are often stronger than the people who try to hold all their pain inside.” “No one in this town even knows you exist!” “You all need deal with pain, ‘cheers’ is what I say.” “This stuff just numbs the pain, it doesn’t make it go away.” “You fill our  lives with joy… don’t ever change the way you are.” “You should let me be your date, I may be dirty and smelly, but in the dark, I’m just smelly.” “That’s not a lobster bib, that’s a germ protector for your hiney.” “Who you talkin’ to, there? Having one of those hippy dippy mushroom flashbacks?” “If I give myself a wedgie will you believe me then?” “I’ve been waiting 35 years for this night!” “That’s the reaction I thought I’d get… ” “I was the worst offender of them all.” “I was such a shithead, but he never quit on me.” “When the lightening struck him, he gave a wicked loud yell, but we just turned up the volume, and ignored the burning smell.” “We should all burn in hell!” “What a crushing blow for____, I bet you wish you could take it back.” “How could you all be so mean to _____?” “Sounds to me like you’re all on crack.” “Tonight, _____ was counting on this town to show him that we cared.” “This is the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen! It’s like a sanctuary!” “I’ve been kinda kiddin’ myself thinking I was even in the running… "  "I should move to a town where nobody knows who I am, at least then they’d have a reason not to acknowledge me.” “Holy shit, did the mall just say something?” “What’d he do? Steal beer for everyone?” “He opened my eyes to what a great man your brother is, and how neglectful we’ve all been.” “You can help me with my dream… Have someone wish me a happy Hanukkah and feel as good as I used to when my dad said it to me.” “When_____ falls asleep, you two can play spin the dreidel for tongue kisses.” “Now go live happily ever after or I’ll drop kick the teeth outta your mouth.” “This is the happiest seizure of my life!”

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Yearly reminder that if you want Christmas memes they’re under both the: #Holiday and #Christmas tags!