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Ok just rewatching Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse for like the millionth time and omfg I love Hobie sfm 😭😭😭

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Sirius and James could be great wingmen for each other, except once they started talking about how great the other one is they can't stop and the person they try to impress just thinks they're together

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Hermione: I said I want SOME sweets, Malfoy...

Draco: Yeah, and I got you some.

Hermione: I wanted A sweet!

Draco: So?

Hermione: I didn't want you to buy the whole bloody shop!!!

Draco: is that not the same thin -

Hermione: NO!

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Sev: My name's Severus Snape, and you are?

Remus: Flustered

Sirius: Aroused

James: Apparently not as straight as I thought...

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Severus: I...love you

James: More than tea?

Severus: Whoa now don't go talking crazy.

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James: What are you in the mood for?

Severus: World domination.

James: That's a bit ambitious.

Severus: You are my world.

James: Aww...

Severus:

James:

Severus:

James:

James: OH.

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Severus: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

James: *enters the room*

Remus: Hi 'Things'.

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Severus : Potter, you like, love me, right?

James: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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James : I...have feelings for you.

Severus : Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Severus: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Lily: You hang out with James, Sirius , Regulas, and Remus.

Lily: It’s not as high of a bragging right as you think.

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Remus: Severus kissed me!

James: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Sirius: Lucky duck!

Remus: It was unbelievable!

James: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Sirius : Okay, we wanna hear everything. James, get the wine and unplug the phone. Remus, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Remus: Oh, it ended very well.

James: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Sirius : Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Remus: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Sirius : Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Remus: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

James and Sirius : Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Severus eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Lily: Tongue?

Severus: Yeah.

Regulas: Cool.

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Regulas: The floor is lava!

Remus : *helps James onto the counter*

Lily: *kicks Sirius off the sofa*

Severus: *flops on the floor*

Remus:

James:

Lily:

Sirius:

Regulas:

Remus: ...Are you okay?

Severus:

Severus: No.

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Severus: *chokes on something*

Sirius: Jeez, Sev-Sev, don't die on us now.

Severus: Don't tell me what to do Black, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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James: So, what would you like to eat?

Severus: Your heart, still beating, freshly bleeding and served on a silver platter.

James:

James: I have Spaghetti-O's

Severus: Ooo yes I'll have a can.

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Ponyboy: Come on man -

Dally: Wait - What? Man?

Dally: I had my tongue down your throat like five minutes ago and now all of a sudden I'm, 'man'?

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Darry: Have a seat, Ponyboy.

Pony: Am I...am I in trouble?

Darry: Take a wild guess.

Pony: No?

Darry:

Pony:

Darry: Take another guess.