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You do not know the meaning of betrayal until you've had your finger sliced open by a can of chili.

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When pouring your guests a glass of wine, never forget your enemy, lest he never forget you.

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After two apple martinis, my wife said,"I chose a dad way to wear these shoes," when she meant to say,"I chose a bad day to wear these shoes."

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Beer, Pizza rolls, and Anime. Good date night am I right?

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You have to be in fear to become sick. The sickness is invited by the fear. Be aware!

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Don't fall for the negative views the matrix is throwing at you. Observe, let it be, look past. The truth is always hidden behind uncertainty.

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The system is a matrix and those who succumb to the systems narrative are unintentionally becoming NPC's. When you acknowledge this and realize that your subconscious thoughts literally shape reality around you, the system and NPC's will notice that you are going against the grain and will target you. People will notice and stare.

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Dang. My creative juices flowin' now.

Artists Creates Floating Worlds In Test Tubes

https://steampunktendencies.com/artists-creates-floating-worlds-in-test-tubes/

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Co-worker said it smells like menthol cigarettes and bad decisions. Cant help but to agree.

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Caffeine doesnt give you energy. It just tricks your brain into thinking you're not tired.

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Staring into the eyes of the void.

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The night is warm. Breeze pets my hair like the cutie I am. Night mother take me to the world of the etheral.

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Teen spirit smells like mildew and Axe body spray.

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I am married to a fucking psychopath. This shit is worse than eating a pizza crust first with a spoon.