runningchickens

[runningchickens]

sometimes i wish i could date a opera singer just so he can enchant me by singing the phantom of the opera

[runningchickens]

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

[runningchickens]

it’s the way that i feel physically nauseous whenever i remember they made this LITTLE GUY homeless like DC I AM COMING TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

[runningchickens]

You know, sometimes I think you guys don't want complex characters, you just want a character who kills people but they're hot so it's fine.

[runningchickens]

i went a bit insane while writing my fanfic and decided that the only way to get the obsession out of me was to make a fanart (or should i say a canon art 🤔)

So here it is

I'm really proud of this work bc i worked with different techniques that I'm not used to.

[runningchickens]

One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

[runningchickens]

domestic jason <33

[runningchickens]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

[runningchickens]

im going to start following more korean learners here to gain motivation to get back to my korean studies

[runningchickens]

like damn I thought I had self esteem issues but elon musk is fifty years old eleventy seven children infinite money and he spends all hours of the lord’s day and night making sock puppet accounts to defend his own posts this is being a loser on a scale that can only be measured with a geiger counter

[runningchickens]

there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

[runningchickens]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[runningchickens]

[runningchickens]

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

[runningchickens]

Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

[runningchickens]

just started a commonplace book as a form of diary for 2025 (the notebook I've been using for the last 3 years finally have run out of pages)

[runningchickens]

THIS IS ME OMFG 😭😭😭 i was ready to read the hell of a fic abt clark kent and then the website went down noooooo

Ao3 is giving me a 503 error in the middle of a renewed Superman hyperfixation!

This is not okay!

😭😭😭