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Update almost 2 years later:

Personal solution to this that doesn’t fix everything but makes things a lot better.

Make a new lesbian friend. They will hate your shitty ex for you, and will not be biased by how you talked about him when you are together. Really makes you see how shitty you were being treated

One of the things they don’t tell you about being a late bloomer is that when you go through your first real breakup at 22, you have all the crazy emotions that come with it, but you also feel like an idiot because you should be more mature about it. Like yes I thought I was going to marry him and he has shattered my heart and has been kinda treating me like shit, yes I would still I get back together with him if he asked, yes I know I sound like an immature moron.

Like when you’re a stupid teenager, you’re not self-aware, so you can feel all your emotions and just focus on those, but my frontal lobe is more developed and now I can’t just like feel my feelings and process them because I know how irrational and stupid my thought process is but this is unfortunately an unskippable cutscene.

I don’t know if this makes sense, I’m just posting into the void cause I don’t really want people in my real life to know that I am emotionally 15 years old

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I don’t know how to do fan edits so could someone please make an edit of Selina Meyer and Laura Montez to that song from Death Becomes Her with the “she stole my life, she made me cuckoo, she’s why I spent four years locked in that- health spa” please and thank you much appreciated

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I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY TIME I DO A BIT WHERE I FLIRT WITH A FRIEND, I GET DEFACTO ASSIGNED BOTTOM

Like they’re not wrong but I don’t like being called out

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So apparently the universe says I can’t have a job and get laid because I got a new job in April and my last relationship ended, and I start seeing someone and agree to start a casual thing with them (once we both get tested) and all of a sudden I get laid off

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Manifesting a redneck butch with a thick country accent to take me out in the woods and fuck me in the back of her pickup

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Enough with being nonchalant! I need a butch to baby me and treat me like a princess IMMEDIATELY!!

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need a clingy4clingy butchfemme relationship. like yes baby of course ill come down to get the mail with u. of course my love id love to go with u to go grab a sweatshirt. ty sweetheart i appreciate u coming with me while i go get some water

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hear me knocking?

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rachel zegler is pan so i’m calling juliet capulet pan in tribute to all you lovely pansexuals 🩷 💛 🩵

kit connor is bi so i’m claiming romeo montague as bi for myself and all my fellow bisexuals 🩷 💜 💙

romeo and juliet have always been queer but having a bi romeo and a pan juliet means so much to me thank you so much kit and rachel ❤️ 🌈

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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How to consume cottagecore content while avoiding all the tradwives and neo-nazis: a study in curating my online spaces and becoming increasingly frustrated with tumblr’s lacking report functions.

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Rip Ted you would have loved crashing one of your coworkers Thanksgiving dinner and somehow causing a yelling match.

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⚔ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

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How to get over a crush on your friend:

Step 1: make DND characters who are wives