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I forgot about the fact that I can't draw

Spigging it

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SANCELER DIVORCE

(Sans the skeleton x The Onceler fanfic)

It was a very rainy evening when Sans the skeleton was feeling extremely disappointed and had to admit one thing to his husband The Onceler.

“Onceler… I am done with our marriage. I thought you were going to be my sugar daddy but apparently you are too selfish and greedy to care about poor monsters like me. I now see who is the true monster now heh… It’s you. The Onceler. We are getting a divorce.”

The Onceler's jaw dropped and he stood up from his expensive armchair.

“Sans no!!” The Onceler yawned. “What about our beautiful daughter Hatsune Miku?? She will be traumatized forever if you leave me! Please give me one more chance Sans.. Maybe… maybe I'll get more people to buy thneed so that I will become even more wealthy and you will stay with me Sans!!” The Onceler sobbed.

“No. No more thneed, no more money, I am sick of all this! Miku is old enough to live on her own now and you will buy a house for her. Goodbye Onceler. I am going to sign some divorce papers.”

Sans headed downstairs and outside there was a taxi that picked up Sans somewhere else. Onceler knocked on Miku's door that lead to her room.

“Miku.. I have some very sad news for you. Your father Sans doesn't want to live with us anymore so you are moving now Miku.”

“Sekai!! ^_^” Hatsune Miku said.

“I'll see you tomorrow Hatsune Miku.”

The Onceler headed to the local twink bar because he was feeling depressed and wanted to get drunk.

He ordered a couple of shots and he drank them immediately. The place started spinning a little bit in his head. It felt like the floor was moving.

The place was filled with young handsome twinks like him and everyone there was gay obviously duh.. Then The Onceler caught his eyes on something. Across the room there stood this quite magical looking guy who seemed to be wearing purple. He had black hair just like The Onceler and yellow glasses. The guy seemed very happy and gay.

‘Who is that hot twink?!?!!?” The Onceler thought.

‘I am so used to seeing these lazy ugly skeleton men like Sans so I must have forgotten handsome guys like that twink across the room exist!!!😨 I must get his number right now..’

The Onceler fell on his face because he was so drunk.

“Are you okay?” He heard. The Onceler turned his head to see who spoke to him. It was the man wearing purple!!!

“You don't seem to be feeling very well huh?? I'm The Warden! Do you want to come to superjail with me??”

“YES I DO!!” The Onceler said. Then The Warden created this magical portal that teleported both of them into superjail. The Warden’s office had this strange bookshelf.

“Are you some sort of a nerdy bookworm???” The Onceler asked.

“Haha yes! Don't mind my huge stash of yaoi manga and BL manhwa.. You're The Onceler right?? I think I must have heard of you.”

The Onceler blushed. Then The Warden pulled Onceler's hips closer to him and they both started passionately TONGUE KISSING in front of the prisoners. 15 prisoners were so homophobic that they EXPLODED and DIED when they witnessed men kissing.

“I am so gay and I love capitalism.” The Onceler told The Warden.

Meanwhile Sans was sitting in a court room trying to get an official divorce.

“I've tried to call The Onceler to get over here but it seems like he’s not answering. What do I do? Damn I could be at grillby’s rather than waste my time here in a court room.” Sans told to Bill Cipher who was the court jury.

“Well, you can come back tomorrow with him. I have to solve this case with William Afton, Not like I'm against him or anything but that's just my job yknow.” Bill Cipher told Sans.

“Alright… Thank you Mr. Cipher, I'll see you tomorrow.”

End chapter.

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Can some terrifying monsters come chase me and make me feel scared for my life

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get off the phone man its been twenty minutes I got business to handle

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Edward Norton as the Narrator Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

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Cassius just did something very lovely to the corpse then he got drunk and started trying a gun

No one sees my posts but honestly idc social media is just a place where I keep my art

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Catboy/catgirl but not in the kawaii cat-ear headband and maid dress way but in a smelly sleeping all day, always craving some food and attention kind of way

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Just a postal

Idk how to draw blood sorry

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Holy shit I think i'm about to go necro mode

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sex

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MORE ZOMBIE CRAWL ART!! this time I decided to draw bill n Pete, just Josh to go :>

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Destroyer- a comic I drew a few months ago

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My art school final project, I wanted it to be somehow death-themed

The dark angel is called "Destroyer" and represents the fear of death

First and second collages are named "Nekrofobia" and the third one is called "Nihilismi"

I wanna make more collage art into art galleries

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man I wish they’d make a version of Catholicism with just the cool art and the sadomasochism

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p1 dude and his duct taped captive ^w^

originally a lined paper doodle turned full painting to test out pixel art brush set i found for krita @_@

plain lineart + closeups under the cut

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I'm a postal poser but I love him very much

He's so beat up and pathetic just look at him, propably about to faint or something...

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demon to some angel to others