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accurate representation of that scene

absolute CINEMA

Nyan~neko sugar noblemen

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hi dont sue me im right

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hi guys hi its me, i am getting into twd finally because i loved the games so much and???? 4 seasons in and i am shocked by the insane amount of merle fans and apologists??? am i imagining it like what is going on

did they all miss the part about him being a terrible person and a terrible brother😭 him saying he loves and cares about daryl and constantly trying to go after him does not mean he was a good guy??? saying you love someone doesn't automatically mean you are or were good to them, i thought it was obvious how terrible merle was to him but i guess not??? was he not an abuser???

am i insane am i imagining this or like did 90% of twd fans watch with their eyes and ears shut please don't hate on me merle fans im sorry

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hi,, rdr2 tweets part 5.. evil emoji

evil copy paste message from last post:

these are probably sensored because i Posted it to tiktok first and tiktok fucking hates when i curse and i don't wanna Screenshit these again so just deal with it i guess 😪

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rdr2 tweets part 4 i think

ok bye stay tuned for more

also these are probably sensored because i Posted it to tiktok first and tiktok fucking hates when i curse and i don't wanna Screenshit these again so just deal with it i guess 😪

i shoujld probably start Posting them here first

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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i do not think i've ever appreciated anything more in my life than rob mcelhenney in 2011 putting season 7 mac on my screen

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Reblog to disintegrate him into atoms

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20th of October 2017. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

(i gulp feverishly, glancing conspicuously in all directions as i shuffle my feet)

h-heh.. what???? i am a mere innocent soul. you cretins... trying to defame me.....

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hi hi hi

shows u my art and runs away

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hey can we change the term shitposting to grottyposting, like yeah im samtastical-grottyposts

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dropping a quick re-draw of my matching tshirts imp and skizz doodle.... this post below!!!

felt the need to do as i have drawn much more impulse since then and made his design cooler... (also used digital programs a tad more) lo and Behold!!!!

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Just got off the phone with Rockstar. They said Sean MacGuire’s claustrophobic because he was locked in a cupboard by his father while the English invaded their house and killed their family. And while he was locked terrified in the cupboard all he could hear was his family being slaughtered. And as his father went to find his Fenian reinforcements, Sean was left in absolute silence and darkness in the tiny cupboard knowing his families dead bodies lay outside the door for at least hours.

thank you for calling rockstar about this...... i will get on the phone with that guy on ao3 who writes that really cool sean fic who i won't disclose because apparently he actually runs this tumblr account and one of his irls happen to be also on this account (i see u bro) but he apparently is doing a rewrite of his early chapters??? he's redoing ch1 right now apparently??? I'll totally give him a call about this

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he's hot in rdr1 too you guys are just lame

Uh, wtf. What's wrong with rdr1 Javier?

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thought i was funny

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yea basically me

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thank you i laughed

i need them to keep putting doc in the courtroom just so that this can keep happening, its so funny to me