i really really really love the idea of a guy who basically can’t separate his positive emotions from his dick
so like if you’re nice to him? he’s hard
if you’re soft with him? he’s hard
you buy him a present? he’s hard.
you remember an anniversary? you remember his favorite song, movie, or show? he’s hard.
or if you’re doing simple tasks that he thinks are cute like you’re watching your feet while you walk, or biting your lip while you read, or fixing your glasses, tucking your hair behind your ear, or leaning away, scared out of your mind to avoid a flying bug.
he’s so fucking hard.
and even better he doesn’t want you to know. so he’s constantly excusing himself to take care of the issue.
or he can’t get away for some reason and you’re being too adorable so he ends up cumming, untouched in his pants. he can’t hold in his moans and that’s how you find out.
or one day he’s had enough and just takes himself out and starts jerking off with you right there. not explaining anything because he’s too desperate to stop so you just watch him frantically pump his cock until he cums.
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The last cigarette.
Hard to put to words how much of an impact this game left on me, but actions are louder than words, right? So I learned to draw humans overnight and painted this for 27 hours over 1.5 weeks.
Probably more DE stuff incoming.
Q: Why is this artwork so noisy?
A: Tumblr hates it and thinks it's inappropriate, but noise tricks the algorithm. See originals on my other social media.
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credit to @abbyspinesoap on twitter for the edit ! my pussy exploded.
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imagine one of these but with medic
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Jon and Oliver sharing a blunt as if they don’t wanna kiss the shit out of eachother… like true homies do.
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This is cathartic in a way
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I agree it’s a weird thing to say but to use this to argue for timkon is so so dumb 😭😭
I can assure you that Conner “better not fly behind supergirl while she’s wearing that skirt” Kent would be shamelessly agreeing with Bernard or at the very least laughing about it.
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im back on my "Tonks & Remus as wlw & mlm solidarity" thought train. Remus as the always tired art professor and Tonks as his TA (& favorite student even tho he denies it constantly). they are besties. the first time someone assumes they're dating Remus gags and Tonks literally threatens them and Remus has to be like "uh no dont threaten people with witnesses??? im not bailing ur sorry gay ass outta jail". People assume from Tonks's eccentric outfits that she would take her coffee very sugary but no, she drinks plain dark coffee and actually enjoys how bitter it is. Remus is dependent on sweet herbal teas. If he orders coffee check to make sure he isnt needed in a hospital. Now this might make you think "oh hes the responsible one of the 2" no that bitch is as chaotic as her, he just has chronic pain and doesnt have the fucks to give. the only people who can keep those 2 in line is : Minerva McGonagall, Andromeda Tonks, Hope Lupin, Effie & Monty Potter, Lily Evans, and Marlene Mckinnon (Tonks looks up to Marlene & Remus respects Marls so much for drop kicking a man in a bar for being a dick)
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Trying to remember this fic, I don’t know what it was about or even who the other half of the main pairing is, but it has this one line about Tim falling for competence above all else and that he spent some time pining over an elderly (art?? Meseum??) curator and was heartbroken when he found out she was married. Does this ring a bell for anyone?
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"he's my little snuggle puff whom i adore with every ounce of my being, he's my comfort character" Ma'am, that is a fictional mobster.
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welcome back
Wing Gaster possession has ended i kilt him😁👍
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Fic idea
Superman x Batman
Superman gets hit by cuddle pollen or something like that and holds Batman refusing to let go till it's gone
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