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Hi my people,

So erm

yeah i was inactive asf

BUT AM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I PASSED MY HIGHSCHOOL AND GOT MY FACE ON THE BILLBOARDS AND SHI SO IG WORTH IT BUT WHATEVER SEND ME ALL YALL REQUESTS

PLEASE NOT NSFW THO

like srsly, this is a sfw blog chat.

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──SOULMATE [Part-1]

⪩oneshot: Soulmates are meant to be with each other, even if death do them apart.

⪩pairing: Dazai x reader

⪩a/n: soulmate au where the soulmate will feel other's pain in form of flowers blooming in the hurt area

Nothing seemed to make Dazai happy. Sure the fake mask of his personality he wore everyday could deceive others, he could fool everyone but himself, and maybe his soulmate too. Dazai viewed it like a curse. Soulmates shouldn't exist in the first place. He couldn't help but empathize and feel sad for his soulmate, for every suicidal tactic he survived, his soulmate will be somewhere, getting hurt or injured by the flowers and thorns that grew. And yet, with no sign of revenge, his soulmate never sent him a flower when he sent a bouquet of them. Human mind is weird. Should he be happy about it? He didn't knew.

You were tired. You were so tired of this life, this soulmate link that existed between you and your soulmate. Whatever his job was, how could he be so reckless. At first, you thought maybe he is still in his teen spirit dirtbag era, but it wasn't the case. For every flower that bloomed on your skin left the scars of the openings. It pained a lot at first, but you got used to it. You wanted to end this connection. It was tiring for you. As you would sob about how tough your life get, another flower would bloom open in your arms, like a lover sending his love a bouquet of flowers. You would smile a little, maybe you weren't alone in the sufferings of this world, maybe your soulmate is too, and maybe, just maybe you both could fill the emptiness in your heart with each other.

You were walking on the street returning from your job when suddenly a sharp throbbing pain arises in your forehead. Did you forget to take your medicine? Is it because of you using your phone? Are you getting heartburn? What ever the reason was, it pained so much, it felt like someone wants to burst your head open with all the forces they got. You drop on your knees, holding the pain, it hurts so much, and you didn't even know what was the cause of that. People surrounded you, calling for an ambulance, and shifting you to a hospital. The last thing you remembered were the shocking faces of people and the concerned medical team trying to talk to you. And then, you lost consciousness.

Dazai was devastated, how could chuuya shoot his head thrice? "CHUUYAAA HOW COULD YOUUUU" Dazai whined, forgetting that his soulmate existed somewhere. Maybe he was selfish, maybe people would call him a person who lacked feelings, but did it matter when the world's fate was in his hands? Chuuya did nothing but shake his head in disapproval, as both of them were on their way to walk out of the prision. Dazai whistled led all his way walking, annoying chuuya every second he got. "Can you stop being annoying?" "Come on shorthat, we have been doing this since the long time" Dazai replied, his arm around Chuuya's shoulder as they walk, "Cant believe i still have to bend my knees to get to your height".

A brief moment of silence passed when Dazai wined in pain….No it wasn't the usual physical pain he felt for the first time, it was something intense and deep, an emotion he had never felt before….it felt like his soul would ripe apart if he breathe any longer and then he felt numb.

"Are you going to just stand still? we have the world to save you know?" Chuuya remarked, rolling his eyes as he opens the door stepping outside for others to see that infact they were alive. Dazai does nothing but remained silent at his remark, before walking out the door. Suddenly he felt something on his forehead, it was a withered leaf, sticking on his forehead. Maybe it came with the wind, yeah maybe.

His soulmate had died and it was way to long gone before he could have realized.

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Thinking about a student s/o whose friend see her with Chuuya when he’s doing something expensive or like idk and after that they’re like "Wtf aren’t you supposed to be broke ?"

not really a request I just wanted to say it somewhere.

Honestly, thats a cool idea if you think about it. Like??? Normal student Y/N to tired to self care makes her image broke and the next moment the mean girls trio see her and her boyfriend at idk? A 5 star icecream parlour?(Trust me, where I live, Icecream parlors ARE SO EXPENSIVE) Arcade? 5 Star hotel's resturant? OR A FUN PLAY AREA LIKE TRAMPOLINE PARK? MAYBE A BAND'S CONCERT???

Like hear me out: Chuuya literally never thinks a second for making a payment for you, and it breaks him everytime when you pay for your stuff but he DOESNT stop you from doing it because He wishes you would be independent and that he respects your decision.

yk those secretive meets with an artist and there are handful of ppl in the room with the artist? Yeah think of that and:

Singer: Thank you for coming today, Let me get my guitar.

People wishpering: BLAH BLAH BLAH (its not important here anyways)

Rich girl 1: wishpers Arent that Y/N???

Rich girl 2: She is???

Rich girl 3: Y/n arent you suppose to be broke to afford this smirks

Y/N: Yeah yall dumb

Chuuya: Sorry am late

Rich girl 2: Whispering She probably takes money from her boyfriend

Rich girl 3: Ngl he's hot

Y/N: Noo worries, Brother would be here any moment

Rich girl 1: Naw She's trippin

Singer: ANyways ThIS soNG is fOR mY SibLINg Y/N

ok so i lost creativity in the scene but HEAR ME OUT an alternative scene where Y/N and Dazai and Chuuya are there and the girls make comment smthg smthg and:

Chuuya: Do they know you work part time in the mafia

Y/N: If they knew, they wouldnt be alive rn

Dazai: YK, Its not illegal to murder someone if it means as an act of defense.

THIS THOUGHT WOULD BE THE TYPICAL FANFIC HC but dazai being like a sibling to y/n>>>>

Personally I think rather then the 'older brother' aura, Dazai would be a 'Younger Brother who cant spell apple' Kind of brother and 10/10 steal Y/N from Chuuya or rather kidnap her during their date.

Hide and seek Y/N edition.

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Thinking about how Dazai 'I cant cook' Osamu would annoy Kunikida to teach him how to cook so that he can surprise you with a meal early morning to see you smile

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Hi!! Basically it was me who asked for a text with continuing to kiss chuuya I love it so much! Now I would also like to ask for a chuuya where the reader is on her period and chuuya tries to comfort her but she pushes him away and tells him not to touch her and they both sit far apart on the couch Chuuya doesn't pay attention to the reader at all, but when the reader has strong contractions, he approaches Chuuya and hugs him? Sorry, English is not my first language and I apologize for any mistakes!

Have a nice day/night❤️

──COMFORT

⪩oneshot: During her period, the reader rejects Chuuya's comfort and they sit apart on the couch. When the reader experiences strong contractions, Chuuya finally approaches and hugs her.

⪩pairing: Chuuya x Fem!reader

⪩a/n: Its been such a long time since i got back to writing, but eitherways, I hope you like this fic (even if its a lil short)

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"Stop, Chuuya. Just leave me alone," you snapped, pushing away his attempts to offer a comforting touch.

The room was filled with an uneasy silence as you and Chuuya sat on opposite ends of the couch. You were curled up, visibly uncomfortable, dealing with the discomfort that often came with your period. Chuuya could sense your distress, but every attempt he made to comfort you was met with a sharp rebuff.

"Are you okay?" he asked, genuine worry in his voice.

You, however, pushed his hand away, still not ready to accept comfort. "I told you not to touch me," you muttered, your tone strained.

Periods were never easy, and he understood that sometimes, remoteness was preferred.

Chuuya idly flipped through a magazine kept at the table, trying to keep himself occupied. The silence lingered between both of you until you winced, feeling a sharp pang.

As the pain increased, you couldn't help but let out a soft groan. Chuuya's eyes flickered towards you briefly, but he maintained his distance. He knew better than to push you when you were like this.

Suddenly, a sharp contraction hit you, and you winced. Without a second thought, Chuuya was by your side, concern replacing his previous detachment. He hesitated for a moment, unsure if you would welcome his touch.

Eventually, unable to bear the pain any longer, you leaned into him. Chuuya wrapped his arms around you, holding you close.

"Chuuya," you whispered, your voice pleading. He didn't say anything, just wrapped his arms around you, providing a comforting embrace. The warmth of his presence seemed to ease the pain, and you buried your face in his chest.

Chuuya held you close, rubbing soothing circles on your back. "Its alright, you will be fine in no time" he said softly.

"Sometimes i want to sometimes rip off this and..and" You cried in pain, the cramps unbearable. Chuuya couldn't help but comfort you, knowing he couldn't stop the pain.

Somehow, even with such cramps, you couldn't help but thank him silently as he hugs you, knowing that instead of being annoyed by your mood swings, he is calm and helps you silently. Maybe periods wouldn't be bad as long as you have Chuuya to hug with.

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Hii!!! Sorry to bother you,I hope you are healthy as always❤️

So, i have a funny idea with Dazai (and others Character if you like), like what about Reader is a woman + tomboy but she more handsome and popular than him (Even though reader is a woman).How will they react about that!

If you don't like it you can skip itt! Thank you❤️❤️

───𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥

Headcanon in WHICH, Dazai react to reader being more popular then him

A/N: I actually lost my senses to write and my humour is broken, i swear i arent like this :D

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DAZAI OSAMU

Denial is the first step of grief they say, and thats what exactly he felt.

I mean, with a ego as big as the sun, Dazai Osamu never in his life met with such a crisis.

what crisis you may ask?

Well, you and him were in a cafe, when a girl approched both of you.

Dazai being Dazai, thought the girl was approching him because, Who can resist his beautiful face and charms?

Oh boy how wrong he was when the girl turned her back towards him.

"Um...Miss you look so cool, I want-"

Dazai was so deaf to the conversation after that (Lmao)

Like he knows you are the most beautiful human to exist on earth but people turning their back on him for you??

He used to get free chocolates to eat from girls and free vegetables for the venders but now? IF HE IS WITH YOU HE HAS TO PAY???

"Hey lets go the market together!" "NO"

Bro is actually really sad cause no free stuff for him #he'sbroken

One time, he actually made you wear a mask when you both went outside for the evening walk, and the next moment a toddler boy came upto you and gave you flowers.

Bro got jelous of a boy.

A TODDLER BOY WHO CAN BARELY WALK PROPERLY

why do i think he made you wear this mask?

LIKE HEAR ME OUT

"Y/N pleaseeee" "NO DAZAI I AM NOT WEARING THAT...THAT MASK" "PLEASE"

and the mask in question would be this:

WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT THE FUCK HELP

I mean after sometime, he might as well as give up and use you as a medium of free food gainer (as if he doesnt already)

"Y/N PLEASE RIZZ THEM UP FOR FREE CHOCOLATE" "yeah i dont really want you"

Like he is fr secretly proud of you.

Even asked you to sign his shirt so that whenever you get famous, he might as well as have a original merch.

"Dazai why am I voted as the most handsome/beautiful person in yokohama?" "Well its the truth tho?"

You got delivered free chocolates and flowers after

"WE CAN OPEN A SHOP WITH THAT" "No babes we cant, its not enough" "..." "NO DAZAI YOU ARE NOT ENTERING MY NAME IN A PAGENT"

Sometimes i think he as well as enter your name into politics

"I AM NOT ENTERING THE WORLD OF POLITICS NOW DAZAI ISTG" "BUT YN I SWEAR IT WILL BE..." Whispers "Chuuya please pick me up i am scared" "ARE YOU TALKING TO CHUUYA NOW?"

I officially lost my senses.

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Hihi!! For your event, could you write a dazai x fem!reader with the song "from the start" by laufey? specifically the lines "when I talk to you oh cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart; and i sound like a loon but don't you feel it too? Confess, I've loved you from the start"! Thankssss

───ˋFROM THE STARTˊ- DAZAI OSAMU

🗝Prompt Lyrics : "when I talk to you oh cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart; and i sound like a loon but don't you feel it too? Confess, I've loved you from the start"

🗝Song: From the start by Laufey

🗝Pairing: Dazai Osamu x fem! reader

🗝A/N: I really had to brainstorm alot for this prompt. I really loved the request (Actually having guts rn to complete the pending event posts due late nov.

the buzzing sound of the cafe filled the area as you scoped up another bite from the pastry you had brought and ordered, enjoying the evening view of the Yokohama city.

Suddenly, you caught a glimpse of brown coat, your heart racing as you realised it was him passing by, hurryily you ate your pastry, before picking up a tissue and wiping your mouth and dashing towards the cafe door.

'Its him' You thought, as you quietly followed him behind, before messily placing your hand over his eyes, only for him to hold your hands and turn around, giving a big grin before saying, "234th tries and yet you couldnt suprise me Bellodonna"

You give a small sound of defeat before wheening, "The numbers doesnt mean anything Osamu"

"Ah well, I would follow what this lady shall say," Dazai says, before bowning down and extending his hand, "Care for a walk m'lady?"

"Why thank you, kind gentleman" You said, taking his hand while acting to dust off imagenary dust off your dress, "Your accent saying that, is shit you know?"

"Why ofcourse" Dazai joked, his 'gentleman' accent not leaving him.

You both started to walk together, lost in the sea of people, you found a quiet park where the city's noise faded into the background. The gentle rustling of leaves and the distant sounds of the city created a serene ambiance.

Dazai looked at you, his eyes softening, "You know, Bellodonna, I never thought I'd find someone who could keep up with my madness and make it even more beautiful."

You smirked, "Well, it's not every day you meet a literary lunatic like yourself, Osamu."

He chuckled, "True. But there's something about the way you see the world that's utterly captivating."

The conversation flowed effortlessly as you shared stories, dreams, and the mundane details of your lives.

"Something in your mind?" Dazai enquires, as you both sit at the bench in the park, watching little children playing.

"Nothing in particular," You said, your head slightly down staring at your lap and you twirl your fingers.

"Come on, lets go here" Dazai said, as he pulled you upwards, and started walking towards the abandant swing, before sitting on it, "Push mee"

"Where did the chivalry go mr gentleman?"

"Chivalry has gone dead woman"

You sigh before shaking your head, and pushing him, his figure going up in the sky and back, as you step aside to let the lunatic swing himself like a pendulum.

"when I talk to you oh cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart" You said to yourself as you sit on the other swing, while pushing yourself and swinging the swing (?) before screaming at the the top of your lungs, "AND I SOUND LIKE A LOON, BUT DON'T YOU FEEL IT TOO? CONFESS, I'VE LOVED YOU FROM THE START."

"That was some high vocal screaming there" Dazai spoke, as you both sit on a bench, letting the feeling of lazziness take over you.

"Yeah it was"

He will never know now will he?

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───BY THE BOOKSTORE

🗝Pairing: Dazai Osamu x fem!reader

🗝A/N: It was actually a request made by someone on wattpad teehee. p.s if u have the same hair colour as Dazai then no, you don't :D /j just think u have ur hair highlighted or smhtg.

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You step through the bookstore's door, and immediately, the aroma of well-worn pages and ink wraps around you like a familiar embrace. The shelves stand tall, an array of literary possibilities awaiting your exploration. Hushed conversations and the occasional creak of the wooden floor provide a soothing backdrop.

"Mom, bowk" You 2 year old daughter yelled in glee, as she insisted you put her down so that she could hold your hand. It was nothing much, you worked as a kindergarten teacher at your daughter's school, and often worked as a part-time job at a local flower job. Your life might have been tough, but seeing your own daughter made you think maybe, just maybe you could be the mother you always wanted for your daughter.

"Come on darling, this way" You said, as you and your daughter walked towards the children section, your daughter running towards the kids play area

"I am so glad this store has play area for toddlers" You said to yourself, as you place your daughter inside the area, surrounded by soft fencing and toys.

"Mum look" Your daughter said, as she pointed her hair and then proceeded to point it at a person, who you never thought you would see, "Same" your daughter continued before she walked towards other kids and started talking to them.

Your daughter was a mixture of you and him. E/C eyes and brown hair. She always got excited whenever someone had a same hair colour as her, considering most people where blackheaded or had coloured hair in your area.

Your eyes wanders towards the person who was walking towards you, your gaze remained steely, as your arms crossed protectively over your chest. "What brings you here after all these years, Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu. The father of your daughter, your lover and a person who left you without a word. Why did he has to appear now? Couldn't he disappear forever? Why was he so handsome?

Dazai hesitated, choosing his words carefully. "Fate, perhaps. Or a desire to find something I've been missing."

You raised an eyebrow, unimpressed by his response. "Cut the poetic nonsense, Dazai. What do you want?"

Dazai took a deep breath, unable to speak in front of you. Something about you changed, and maybe it was his fault. "I heard about a little bookstore, in Yokohama. I never expected to find you here. And..." he paused, his gaze softening, as his eyes wander the brown hair toddler at the play area. He was sceptical when he saw you dropping a child in a play area, wondering if it was someone your own or that you were babysitting, but seeing the child call you mom and point towards him made him realise, "I never expected to find our daughter."

Your eyes widened in shock, your defences momentarily breaking down. He figured it out? How did he see them-? "What are you talking about?"

Dazai's expression shifted, revealing a vulnerability rarely seen. "I didn't know, Y/N. I had no idea we had a child. Why didn't you tell me? We could have worked out and raised her.....But now that I do," his voice softened, "I want to be a part of her life."

The revelation hung in the air, a heavy truth that neither of you could escape. The bookstore seemed to shrink around you and you didn't wanted to interact with the man any further.

"You want to be a part of her life? After disappearing without a trace, leaving me to raise our child alone? You say we could have worked out, HOW could we Dazai? You disappeared"

Dazai winced at the accusation, but he looked at you with a sincere gaze. "I was lost, Y/N. I didn't think I could give you the life you deserved. But seeing you now, seeing her, I realize I was wrong."

Your fists clenched at your sides. "You have no right to waltz back into our lives and play the caring father. You abandoned me, you abandoned us"

Dazai took a step closer, his expression pleading. "I can't change the past, but I want to be there for her now. I want to make amends."

You scoffed, a bitter laugh escaping your mouth "Amends? Do you think a few words can erase the years of struggle, the tears shed, and the nights I spent wondering if you were even alive?"

Dazai's gaze dropped, remorse etched on his face. "I know I can't undo the pain I caused, but I'm willing to try."

you shook your head, your anger still floating, "I don't want your attempts at redemption. We managed without you, and we'll continue to do so."

Dazai took a deep breath, his resolve strengthening. "Y/N, I may have been a fool, but I want to be there for our daughter. I want to be the father I should have been from the start."

Your eyes softened for a moment, a flicker of doubt crossing yours features. You looked away, struggling with your emotions. Did he really want that? What he sincere enough to convince you? He left once, he would do it again you thought, but what if?

Dazai continued, taking your hands in his own, "I've spent my life avoiding attachments, thinking they would only bring pain. But seeing the two of you, I realize I've been running from something I created."

"And what is that, Dazai?"

Dazai's voice was steady, unlike his usual whimsical tone. "A family. I want a chance to be a part of our daughter's life, to make up for the time I lost."

"You can't just waltz back into our lives and expect everything to be forgiven and forgotten."

Dazai nodded solemnly. "I know. I'm not asking for forgiveness, at least not immediately. I'm asking for a chance to prove that I can be the father she deserves." Dazai left your hands, the warmth your hand felt once slipped through your fingers again, "Think about it Y/N" and with that Dazai started walking at the exit, not looking back.

You stare at your hand which had a piece of paper, a number, before you hear your daughter yell, "Mum"

You turn around before taking your daughter in your arms as she pointed out towards Dazai's walking figure, "Mw Dwzai"

"Its bad to point at people," You said, using your hand to lower your daughter's pointed finger, as your eyes wander at the exit, the figure long gone, "Especially bad to associated yourself with a stranger's name without meeting them"

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CROWN

🗝Prompt: Even if he had to suffer for eternity, he would make you wear the crown.

🗝Pairing: Dazai Osamu x fem!reader

🗝A/N: I giggled writing this, although its been a long time since i ever wrote royalty au, i hope you like reading this. [p.s no proofread so if you see a update later, its prob me rewriting this]

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your figure laid on Dazai's lap as the soft wind blew, the flowers around the garden fragrancing the area. It was the relaxing hour in the afternoon and the royal staff seemed to be wandering off, relaxing the peaceful time. You open your eyes as you stare at Dazai, who was staring at you for quite a long time, before you shift a little, having your head placed more comfortable in his lap.

"Did you sleep well your highness?" Dazai asked amused, before gently brushing off the grass that was stuck in your hair. Previously, you and Dazai seemed to wander off in the royal gardens, taking place at the corner away from the maids and gardeners, before playing and scattering the collected leaves in the shade. The activity tired you, and Dazai insisted that it would be better to cool down a bit, only for you to dose off on his lap.

"Yeah, I did" You said, before picking yourself up, only to sit beside him, your back at the bark of the tree, and your head on his shoulder, "It was the most comfortable lap I ever slept on"

Dazai chuck at you response, before stating, "If you get caught, I might loss my job again"

"Don't worry that wouldn't happen."

"Aww, is princess worried about me?" Dazai said, before picking out a wild flower that seemed to grow in between the grass, examining it.

"Ofcourse, I cant loss my favorite servant again you know?"

There was a moment of silence between you too. The seasonal birds seemed to chirping in joy, drinking from the waterbeds laid in the garden, maids rushing towards the castle, indicating they were off to prepare for lunch.

Sighing, you pick yourself up, much to Dazai's dismay, dusting off your dress which seemed to be covered in tiny grass like hay before telling Dazai you were off to the building.

Without a second to spare, you move forward a little, only to see your brother walking near. Frightened by his authority, you turn your heels back towards Dazai, who was still sitting under the tree, eyes closed.

Higher your authority in the hierarchy of the world, lesser will the bond of relationship with others and family will go. Even if you were the eldest in the family, you were treated with nothing but a political tool.

As your brother approaches, a cold shiver runs down your spine. You both were never in good terms anyways. He was the crowned prince, the heir to this kingdom, and you were just a mere pawn who would be wed off anytime soon.

You take a step back, seeking refuge in the familiarity of Dazai's presence. Your brother, noticing your retreat, smirks knowingly.

"Well, well, if it isn't our dear princess slumming it in the garden with a servant," he sneers, his words dripping with nothing but hatred.

Dazai remains seated under the tree, eyes still closed as if oblivious to the approaching matter. Your brother's words cut deep, a painful reminder of the society that bind you. Despite being the eldest, your role in the family was reduced to a mere pawn and you could do nothing but endure his rotten words.

With a forced smile, you reply, "Just enjoying the fresh air, brother. No harm in that, is there?"

His expression darkens, and he steps closer, the air thickening with his unspoken authority. "Remember your place, dear sister. We have responsibilities to uphold, and you jeopardize everything with your foolish antics."

Oh how you wish to choke him.

"Being familiar with the servants of the castle only means to acknowledge the loyalty-"

Your brother scoffs, dismissing you with a wave of his hand. "A servant's loyalty is hardly a concern. Remember your station Y/N."

Your brother's gaze shifted from you to Dazai, his eyes narrowing in disapproval. "And who is this?" he inquired with a tone that dripped with arrogance.

Dazai, unflinching, looked up at your brother before standing, bowing down, "I am at the service of the princess, your majesty the crown prince."

Dazai knew how you felt. The burning urge to slaughter the man in front of him was rising, only if he had a sword. Dazai had been forever around you. The way you got your treatment from your family was worst then a relationship between a noble and a beggar and he couldnt help but embrace you every time you come running towards him. You never lacked in anything, but all you needed was authority,  and even if he had to suffer for eternity, he would make you wear the crown.

The tension in the air was thick as your brother's gaze bore into Dazai. You felt a shiver run down your spine, however, to your surprise, your brother simply scoffed and continued on his way, leaving you and Dazai in the garden.

As your brother walks away, you're left standing in the garden, torn between duty and desire. Before you could apologize Dazai for your brother's rudeness, Dazai bows down gracefully, taking your hand into his, "You know Y/N? It doesn't matter if it takes me to kill the royalty for you, because I would do anything for you to wear the crown," he says, his voice unwavering.

"Wha-What do you mean by that Dazai- Kill? Crown?"

"If a Lady wants the crown, then a lady deserves it, this humble servant is ready to kill them in your command" Dazai replies, before he kisses your forehead and leaving you, in the middle of the garden, standing alone. The gravity of Dazai's words hung in the air, challenging the rigid structure of royalty and hierarchy. 

The words hung around you like the memories of the past, because did you wanted the crown?

Even you didn't know. 

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'You look like the boy back then who robbed my parent's grocery store' Y/N L/N and 'Glad to you recognised me now, can i get the limited flavour fries from ur store again?' Dazai Osamu on a Blind Date

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Yeah, hello i hope yall are doing good. Due to some some issues and reasons, I might have to stay hiatus on tumblr for a while (reason why i wasnt able to complete request for the november songfic event) I hope you understand. Thank you everyone who read, like or comment my oneshots, fanfics and follows me lysm<3

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Hi! I was wondering how would chuuya, Ranpo, Dazai and Sigma react when they meet reader's protective dog ( dog like German Shepherd, Rotwiler etc.) For the first time after as reader had told them a lot of things about their dog and talks about their dog often. Thank you! Have a good day /night!

───DOG BITES

Headcanon in WHICH, Chuuya, Ranpo, Dazai and Sigma react to reader's dogs

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DAZAI OSAMU

Dazai wasn't easily intimidated, but the thought of meeting this dog did give him pause.

When he finally met the dog, he was met with a sight that was both awe-inspiring and reassuring. The large, imposing dog was indeed everything Y/N had described, exuding a powerful presence. The dog's alert eyes focused on Dazai, and it took a few moments to assess this new visitor. You, standing by Dazai's side, whispered, "Be calm and don't make any sudden movements. Let the dog come to you."

Dazai looked at you before he nodded and followed your advice, keeping a calm composure and extending his hand slowly for the dog to sniff. Your dog, on the other hand slowly walked up to him and licked his hand, before going towards you and trying to bury his head between your legs, a sign he needed you to pet him.

"Ew, dog saliva" Dazai commented, before walking towards your restroom, your dog's eye watching every movement of your boyfriend. Sure, his scent was all over you and your place, but that didnt stop the dog being judgemental towards your boyfriend.

Dazai glanced at the creature who's head was nestled in your lap, your eyes filled with adoration as your hand scrached the forehead of the dog. Dazai had his arms crossed, a dramatic expression on his face, "He clearly dislikes me, look how he is glaring"

"You told me it's a small dog, dear, that's nowhere small," Dazai continued, skepticism lacing his tone. You on the other hand, undeterred, looked down at the dog with affectionate eyes. "Oh hush, Look at him," you cooed, gently stroking the dog's fur. "He is just a cute little baby."

"Stay away from me" Dazai said, wrinkled his nose, taking a step back as if the dog might contaminate them.

Your face turned serious, your brows furrowing in defence of your furry companion. "Say one more thing about him and no kisses for a week," you declared, your voice firm and resolute.

"Okay, fine," Dazai said, his tone dramatic as ever. "I won't say anything else. But seriously, he's not that small."

"He might not be small in size, but he's got the biggest heart, just like someone else I know." You commented. Dazai, rolled his eyes, unable to suppress a smirk. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Just don't let that big heart of his chew up my stuff."

Y/N laughed, pressing a kiss to the dog's forehead. "Deal. No 'your stuff' casualties on my watch." Oh how wrong Dazai was, because the next thing he knew, the dog had ripped his coat apart. Oh how your dog clearly disliked him.

CHUUYA NAKAHARA

You stood in the doorway, your arms folded, with a smile on your face as Chuuya approached. At your side stood their large and protective dog, a presence with a watchful gaze.

Chuuya's eyes widened as he took in the size and stature of the dog. "You sure he doesnt bite?," he remarked, his surprise evident in his tone.

Y/N chuckled. "Yeah, he's a bit intimidating at first, but he's a big softie once he gets to know you."

Cautiously, Chuuya extended his hand, allowing the dog to sniff it. To everyone's surprise, the dog's demeanour softened, and he nuzzled Chuuya's hand, his tail wagging slowly.

Chuuya looked at the dog, before placing a hand on the pet's head, scarching his ear and asking for a high-five. The dog gave chuuya a high-five, receiving yet another scarch behind the year with a 'good boy'. The dog, waggling it's tail jump at chuuya, the paws on either sides of the shoulder, before licking his face and turning away.

Chuuya looked astonished. "That was unexpected," he said, his voice filled with amazement. "So was his reaction with yours," You said, "I've never seen him warm up to someone so quickly."

You grinned, patting the dog's head affectionately. "Animals have a way of sensing good people," you said. "And I guess he knows you're one of the good ones."

"Goodness my ass"

"Says the one who flew in the middle of the city to grab the kid's balloon"

"His voice was annoying me" Chuuya commented, petting your dog, "Who's a good boy? Yes you are"

"And I feel like you are stealing my dog" You said, placing a hand over ur forehead in a fainting manner.

"Haters gonna hate"

"Am banning your youtube"

RANPO EDOGAWA

"Here take this chocolate" Ranpo stated, as he offered his half eaten chocolate infront of your dog. Ranpo had insisted to visit your house, claiming he wanted your house tour, because he was bored.

You on the other hand, hesitated, but nevertheless warned Ranpo about the big dog you owned. "Ranpo, in any circumstances, DO NOT try run away once he sees you....Befriend him"

"And How do we do that?" Ranpo asked, before eating the remains of his icecream cone.

"By giving him treats" You commented as you opened your front door, your dog eagerly waiting for you before wagging his tail, running towards you and half knocking you down, licking and climbing at you for a hug.

"There there, you is a good boy, "You said as you lowered him by holding his collar, before your and your dog's eyes turn back to see ranpo eating a chocolate, your dog's expression instantly turning stone and cold.

"Here take this chocolate" Ranpo stated, as he offered his half eaten chocolate infront of your dog.

"YOU DONT FEED DOGS CHOCOLATE-" You yelled, before smacking Ranpo's hand and your dog's forehead, "Bad doggy, you dont eat chocolate"

"But didnt you say he becomes a good boy when i offer him treats?" Ranpo asked, before finishing his chocolate as he stare backs at your dog. Unlike ranpo, the dog silently observed him, before letting out series of small barkings, "Y/N, why is the dog barking?"

"I meant dog treats, not these chocolates which will potentially kill him" You said, before handing Ranpo some dog biscuits, "Feed him these, he may stop barking"

"Here doggy," Ranpo said, before he courage feed your dog biscuits, and your dog happily ate them. When the biscuits finished, your dog did nothing but walk away, as if he approved the newcomer to his house.

"Awww he doesn't give a damn now" You said, before side hugging Ranpo, knowing your dog would bark if you or anyone touched you a slightest "Now lets start with the home tour"

"I wonder what these biscuits tastes like"

"RANPO NO"

SIGMA

"Um are you sure that is a look of happiness? I think it's trina eat me" Sigma said, as he nerveously stood infront of your dog, sweatdropping as your dog glares at your boyfriend.

"Oh don't worry its fine, its not like he bites anyone" You casually said, before your dog decided to bark at Sigma, and you casually holding your dog by his collar. "Come in Sigma, he will warm up"

"Y/N, weren't you the one telling me that he bite that guy who touched you once?" Sigma asked, as he entered your place before neatly sitting on your sofa. Your dog seemed to calm down but it didn't let his guard down.

"NO, I told you it was self defence, besides he looked shady to both me and my dog" You exclaimed, as you give sigma a dog biscuit, signalling him to feed your dog.

"and your dog-?" Sigma says, as he hesitated to even touch your dog, not wanting to get attack by one own by his S/O first thing in the morning.

"His capacity is beyond combined ours" You said, petting and telling your dog, "He is our own boy, don't bark at him, He is a good boy like you."

It wasnt like Sigma disliked animals, but it would have been better he didnt had to interact with animals all over, but nevertheless Sigma reachs his hand out, feeding it a biscuit to gain its' trust

you gently take his hand and place it over your dog, "See? this isn't hard"

"He is nowhere calm and composed as you told he would be"

"Not my fault he hates everyone else except me"

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Hello! I saw the event you posted and thought why not request?

R u mine? by Arctic Monkeys, ranpo x gn! reader, lyric prompt: All I wanna ever say is, "Are you mine?"

Basically the fic could possibly be about ranpo and the reader's questionable relationship, like they claim to be just friends and nothing more even though their close ones can see how too affectionate they are with their actions and joking words. Ranpo eventually notices and asks the reader their genuine feelings. (you can change the plot if you want!)

───ˋARE YOU MINEˊ- RANPO EDOGAWA

🗝Prompt Lyrics : "all I wanna ever say is, Are you mine?"

🗝Song: Are you mine by Arctic Monkey

🗝Pairing: Ranpo Edogawa x gn! reader

🗝A/N: <3 thanking everyone who sent the req, I have drafted most of them, they will be uploaded later I promise !!!!.

The Yokohama streets were painted with the golden hues of sunset as Ranpo and you strolled side by side, laughter and jokes exchanging freely between you two. It was a routine, a daily occurrence that neither of you deemed special.

Just friends, that's what you insisted, and that's what Ranpo always claimed. But anyone with eyes could see the lingering glances, the gentle touches, and the unspoken words that hung in the air.

One evening, as the two of you found yourselves perched on the rooftop of the Armed Detective Agency building, gazing at the city lights.

Ranpo, seemingly engrossed in the cityscape, broke the silence with a playful grin. "You know, we're quite the pair, aren't we? The unbeatable detective duo!"

You chuckled, sighing aftef, "Yeah, the best of friends."

One day, Ranpo stopped mid-sentence, fixing you with a searching gaze. "You know," he began slowly, "I've been wondering... are we really just friends?"

You met his gaze, a subtle challenge in your eyes. "Of course, Ranpo. Nothing more, nothing less."

He smiled, but there was a hint of curiosity in his voice. "You really believe that, don't you?"

The question hung in the air, unspoken but demanding acknowledgment.

"Yeah I believe that, we are best friends right?"

Days turned into weeks, and the unspoken tension lingered. Your friends, including Dazai and Kunikida, couldn't help but notice the subtle shift in your pair. Kunikida couldn't help but sigh and give a look of disapproval while Dazai did nothing but poke you with questions once in a while.

One evening, as you and Ranpo found yourselves alone on the rooftop once again, he turned to you with a serious expression. "You know, I've been thinking…"

Ranpo continued, his tone more serious, "I can't ignore what's happening between us. The way we are, it's not just ordinary friendship, is it?"

You met his gaze, honesty reflected in your eyes. "No, Ranpo, it's not."

A wave of relief washed over him, and a tender smile played on his lips. "Then, what are we?" he asked, the question lingering in the cool evening breeze.

The answer hung between you, fragile yet significant. "More than friends," you admitted, "but maybe not less than lovers. Something undefined."

Ranpo grinned, a weight lifting from his shoulders. "I like that," he said, "Undefined, just like us."

You met his gaze, the weight of the question sinking in. There was a pause, a heartbeat that stretched into eternity, before a knowing smile tugged at the corners of Ranpo's lips.

"Maybe," You said, a slight hint of amusement in your tone. Despite the lightness of the topic you both talked on, you couldn't help but ask, "To say, if I accept this....ugh.....All I wanna ever say is, 'Are you mine?'"

"Maybe," he said, his eyes sparkling with mischief, "we're both each other's mysteries to solve."

Ranpo reaches out to hold your hand, bringing your palm over his cheeks, before asking, "But tell me Y/N, do you truly wish to be more then friends?"

The city lights below mirrored the twinkle in your eyes before you whispered, "If you wish, we both can be more then just friends"

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Hello there :3

I saw your song fic event and I was quite interested, would you mind doing a Fyodor x GN reader with Bernadette by IAMX? It would be appreciated but no rush!

───ˋBERNADETTE ˊ- FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY

🗝Prompt Lyrics : "We are alone, nowhere to run, You are my liberty I celebrate the day That you changed my history Oh, life and death Will always lead you into love and regret But you have answers And I have the key"

🗝Song: Bernadette by IAMX

🗝Pairing: Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN! reader

🗝A/N: I tried to fit the lyrics to the fic cause man, bernadette has some really deep meaning lyrics.

As you gazed out the window, you whispered softly, "We are alone," prompting a quiet hum of agreement from Fyodor. Your attention turned to a single raindrop slowly meandering down the glass pane, eventually merging with others at the bottom, and you murmured, "nowhere to run," to yourself.

The warm atmosphere of the room made you come closer to each other, as the cold weather outside made you shiver in cold hypothetically.

Observing your slight shiver, Fyodor swiftly pulled the covers over both of you, his arms enveloping your shoulders while your head nestled on his chest.

A comfortable silence filled the room, and you found yourself gazing at your boyfriend, who held yet another book. His eyes momentarily left the pages to meet yours, prompting a small smile.

"You are my liberty, " Fyodor suddenly whispers, before keeping the book to the side table, him now lowering his body to lie down on the bed, as you mirrored his actions "I celebrate the day that you changed my history"

"Oh, life and death Will always lead you into love and regret" Fyodor continued, his eyes growing heavy as sleep approached, before his hands found a way to wrap around your body, both of you now cuddling while lying down, "But you have answers, and I have the key"

His eyes finally closed, and you watched him with affection as he drifted into slumber after a long day, a gentle smile covering your lips as you pull the covers and gently place it over your bodies, "I love you too darling" you whispered, kissing his forehead as you switch off the nightlight letting the silent and dark room consume your environment and you comfortably in your lover's arm 

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Hello, I love the aesthetics of your website and love your writing style. Could I Putin a request under song November prompts.

“Cabo by Ricky Montgomery for Ranpo Edogawa."

Prompt: I think I found a place for us It's down by Garden after dark It's in my arms, it's in my arms

Thank you in advance!

───ˋCABOˊ - RANPO EDOGAWA

🗝Prompt Lyrics : "I think I found a place for us It's down by Garden after dark It's in my arms, it's in my arms"

🗝Song: Cabo by Ricky Montgomery

🗝Pairing: Ranpo Edogawa x reader

🗝A/N: Tyy @astralis01!!! your comment is appreciated<33 | Am so excited for this event cause y'all have win minds and music taste

You couldn't help but giggle as you tickled him, the sound of your laughter echoing through the room and filling the air. However, Ranpo swiftly retaliated, tickling you back with enthusiasm.

"S-Sto-oP," you managed to say while you hold your laughter, but Ranpo didn't react. In an unconscious response, you kicked him on the chin, causing him to cry out in surprise and rub his jaw. Despite his minor discomfort, you triumphantly declared, "I win," your laughter bubbling over.

"Ranpooo," you whined playfully, attempting to hold his arm, but he pushed you away, ingnoring you, "Stop acting like a childd."

"No," Ranpo retorted defiantly, before dramatically flopping onto the pillow, refusing to look at you.

"Okay, okay, sorry," you said, trying to stifle your laughter as you fell beside him. Your hands reached out to hold his arms, but he pushed them away again, maintaining his sulky posture.

"You know," you spoke, as Ranpo lifted his head slightly, only for you to seize the opportunity and attempt to flip him over. However, your attempt failed, and he remained in his position.

"I think I found a place for us " you continued, as you poke his sides, him retreating on your touch, " It's down by garden after dark ".

"It's in my arms," you continued, opening your arms wide, a teasing glint in your eyes. Ranpo gives you a look of amusement before he lifted himself up and flopped down on the bed beside you.

Ranpo went straight to hug you tight, his head buried in your chest as you give out a little laugh, " it's in my arms" With nothing, you snuggled your boyfriend before he whispered "I never lose" and suddenly, he launched another tickle attack, laughter filled the room once more as you playfully wrestled, revelling in the joy of each other's company.

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SONGFIC NOVEMBER M.LIST

───ˋCABOˊ - RANPO EDOGAWA

───ˋBERNADETTE ˊ- FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY

───ˋKILLIN MEˊ- DAZAI OSAMU

───ˋFROM THE STARTˊ- DAZAI OSAMU