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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roronoa Zoro/Sanji Characters: Mugiwara Kaizoku | Strawhat Pirates, Roronoa Zoro, Sanji (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Nico Robin, Nami (One Piece), Komurasaki | Kozuki Hiyori, Usopp (One Piece), Tony Tony Chopper, Brook (One Piece), Franky (One Piece), Jinbei (One Piece) Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Fluff, No Angst, they're so stupid your honor, POV Roronoa Zoro Summary:

Hiyori apologizes to Zoro for her romantic advances towards him. She hadn't realized he was already in a loving, committed relationship with Sanji! And Zoro? He hadn't realized that either.

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“I saw you talking with the beautiful Hiyori-chan, marimo,” Sanji growls. “You better not have disrespected her with your brutish tendencies.”

“You’re the brute, spilling booze all over the floor,” Zoro grumbles, baring his teeth.

“Hiyori-chan’s beauty and charm is wasted on a grassy gorilla like you!” Sanji retaliates, pressing his forehead into Zoro’s and grinding down his molars in response. Zoro can feel the veins in Sanji’s forehead pulsing against his own, and Hiyori’s words suddenly echo through his mind: “you are in love with each other. Am I wrong?”

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it worked. somehow

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100% beach for @summersandsuchzine

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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ghazzah has no food. this is the most important thing you can say today. the israeli occupation has gotten away with starving 1.8 million+ ppl for long enough to where tht ppl are dying everyday from it now.

protests are no longer effective. there must be a loud, consistent, and coordinated response to the continued policy of collective punishment. because 85% of Gazzans are malnourished. these people will die if we don’t take real action NOW.

what is also important is to keep assisting palestinians in gaza via donating to their campaign. the $ is still used in various ways whether that be for sourcing scarce medical supplies, water, future evacuation, etc. support @blackeagleplog’s, my dear friend mohammed who’s become his family’s sole provider at 23 years old, campaign here. he’s been severely weakened by hunger & told me today he’s only ate lentils once.

how many times did you eat today?

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nyami

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kitchen convos

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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i am tired

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he's so real for this

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Doomed love between late Summer and Autumn (the rot must consume)

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Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri

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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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i literally like music

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i think we should swap yaoi and yuri tropes more. a pair of doomed teenage boys taking a break from their afterschool music club to go on a cute planetarium date, shyly brushing fingers while internal dialogue goes on and on about the purity of their relationship. on other side of town a lesbian is getting railed by a mafia boss.