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What is it with Christianity and turning people from the Bible into things like vegetables and furries

Do any of yall remember that Christian Furry audio series? I think it was on the radio, but there were like these cd collections that I had and listened to. It was paws & something.

Like the mcs were bears, but there was also a weasel a badger(? beaver)? and a moose(? Was she a moose? I dunno her name was like marsha) And they were all kids in some rural ass town. Except there was this rich business man who moves in(definitely isn't there for evil rich person reasons) with his (stuck up) daughter and builds a big ass hotel to live in? But its also supposed to be this tiny backwater, but also deep in the woods town and theres only one teacher (a deer i think) for every kid from like 1st-6th grade? The setting is confusing lmao.

Also they like tell bible stories bc christian show, but assuming the normal conventions of christianity as a religion, that means that the bible people were also anthropomorphic animals canonically??? Like its never talked about(bc they probably want you to forget the animal character aspect), but like the Implications.

Also i distinctly remember one of the main characters(bear boy i think) witnesses a reenactment of the fucking crucifixion???? So like thats outside the "forget theyre animals bc Bible story" this is actual in universe characters in biblical cosplay. Like he gets lost on these fucking woods and keeps finding scenes from the last week of Jesus's life while looking for his grandpa figure(who im not entirely certain didnt let the like 4th grader whos also a bear get lost in this whole endeavor). so like does a certain animal have to be cast as Jesus in the reenactment? Was it documented what animal Jesus was in this universe? Did this christian radio show do a pseudo-sacrilege on air via Therian Jesus Christ?

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I’ve only ever seen this one on Pinterest

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Hey peacock my idea of “celebrating pride month” isn’t watching more queer kids being murdered at a conversion camp actually

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Happy pride to Dean and Castiel only

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I love tumblr

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

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Just turned off my alarms for my 8am class war is over

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I’ve been on this hellsite for longer than this but this account is one year old now yippee

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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“I lost my shoe :(“

Season 3, Episode 3: “Bad Day at Black Rock”

I was rewatching this episode and this made me laugh so I made this instead of working on my finals

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"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

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Basically what I’m saying is people are fucking stupid and they’re making it my problem

I think those who have reading comprehension are genuinely a dying breed.

Because if I say one option is not ideal and neither is the other option, obviously I don’t like either option? I am not condoning the first option, how the hell did you get that idea in your head?

Genuinely, are you stupid? Holy fucking shit

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I think those who have reading comprehension are genuinely a dying breed.

Because if I say one option is not ideal and neither is the other option, obviously I don’t like either option? I am not condoning the first option, how the hell did you get that idea in your head?

Genuinely, are you stupid? Holy fucking shit

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NO SAME I was like?? They’re belly buttons??

i feel like i have to admit, as someone who has never seen severance abd likely never will, when it was big and all the people were saying like "innie/outie" i fully thought it was like belly button discrimination

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear