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LMK Random Headcanons (Pt. 3)

yeah you know what's going on lol

Welcome back to more nonsensical headcanons!

[part one] [part two]

-Occasionally when riding on the nimbus cloud, Wukong draws d*cks in the sky

-Tang is banned from the local hardware store

-Azure Lion's phone wallpaper is one of those crappy 'rise and grind' inspirational quotes with a sunrise

-Chang'e can't do math

-Xiangliu has a replica of the dashcon ballpit hidden somewhere in the mortal realm

-Sandy almost got nipple piercings but he chickened out at the phone-call stage with the piercing shop

Pigsy: How many shops was that this week? 6? This is getting ridiculous, just choose the damn piercing place! I'll even drive you

Sandy: But what if it hurts :(

-Macaque read all of homestuck in one week

-Bai He doesn't have the heart to tell everyone her name isn't actually "Bai He"

-Demon Assistant is a Y2K baddie

-Ao Lie sweats a lot bitch its so bad

JTTW Wukong: "Hyperhidrosis king <3"

Ao Lie:"Neighhhh whinny." ("What.")

-Jin and Yin have two VASTLY differing opinions on the acceptability of pineapple on pizza

-MK's bones crack and pop. like a lot

-Scorpion queen sleeps like a sickly victorian child dying of disease

-Redson once accidentally mailed a pipebomb to himself

DBK: "Son, you have a package at the door"

Redson: "Oh yes, my online order is h-"

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low effort inkypages, go!

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LMK Random Headcanons (Pt. 2)

Hi and welcome to part two of Lego Monkie Kid random headcanons

warning: Arbys /j

[part one] [part three]

-DBK is a Megan Thee Stallion fan

-Besides the normal celestial garb he usually wears, Nezha's closet has the worst color combos humanly imaginable

-Wukong hates carbonated drinks

-Out of the traffic light trio, only MK has gone and finished college (he did culinary studies) Mei didn't go and Redson dropped out

-Redson is ambidextrous (He weirdly holds this fact over MK and Mei for whatever reason)

-Macaque texts in all lowercase with punctuation, while Wukong purposefully ONLY texts back Macaque like a 56 yr old dad

Macaque: Macaque: hey, can you pick up some shallots from the store. (2:38 PM)

Wukong:👍 (Read 3:12 PM)

-Porty MK can do a scarily accurate impression of anyone

-Lady Bone Demon eats at Arbys unironically

(insert Bai He fighting for her life while LBD slams down another roast beef sandwich)

-Li Jing also eats at Arbys too (ew)

-Red Son had a phase where he was into cat girls (not for those purposes shut up)

Iron fan once caught him building a catgirl robot and he had to have an awkward sit down talk with his dad because DBK didn't get the concept

DBK: "Son, your mother informed me you're making a feline robot female."

Redson: "Father I-"

DBK: "If you wish to have a pet companion then please just say so. The fortress is large enough to host another addition to the family."

-Redson now has a cat named Speckle

-(Post S1 Ep3) MK has the password to Mei's apartment and a copy of the keys to Mei's parent's house because he kept on coming over so much

MK texting Mei: Mom made Xiao Long Bao and Zui Xie for dinner, come home (8:27 PM)

Mei: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE (8:32 PM)

-Syntax has a gaming set up that looks like those cute e-girl setups, custom pc with anime figures inside and all (+ cat headphones)

-Out of the brotherhood, DBK is the best driver and Macaque is the worst

(Best to worst is DBK > Yellowtusk > Azure Lion > Peng > Wukong > Macaque)

So that's another one of these under my belt, I need these legos doing more stupid shit

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LMK - Random Headcanons (Pt. 1)

In my friendgroup's discord server, we have a dedicated Lego Monkie Kid channel.

Almost a year ago I started doing 'headcanon of the day' and made up just random arbitrary things I could think of for the LMK sillies, so enjoy!

(sorry if the formatting is weird, I've never posted anything like this before)

[part two] [part three]

-Wukong listens to 90s and early 2000s R&B

-MK? so lactose intolerant its not even funny

MK: "WAITER! MORE CHEESE TEA PLEASE!"

-Nezha has encyclopedic knowledge of One Direction for no reason

-Tang runs a money laundering scheme in the back of Pigsy's noodles

MK: "Mr. Tang what's that burlap sack you have?"

Tang: "Oh, just some laundry! ^U^" (It's not laundry)

-DBK has a very knowledgeable grasp on gender theory

DBK: "Not now honey, I'm owning transphobes on twitter"

PIF: "Its 3 am please go to bed"

-Macaque thought that seahorses were not real for the longest time

-Jin and Yin have been fired from 543 jobs so far

-Tang and Macaque scam people for furniture in Habbo Hotel (Hello inkypages nation...<3)

-Sandy was very into hipster fashion in the 2010s era

-Nezha cannot for the life of him keep any electronic device in good condition; he still has a flip phone and a chunky ass laptop that sounds like a rocket blasting off

-Redson snorts/huffs like a bull or cow sometimes when he's stressed out or lost in thought

-Macaque once tormented Wukong by playing Caramelldansen nonstop (he hid speakers all over Wukong's house)

-Pigsy definitely owns one of those crusty white dogs; the dog’s name is “chop”

-Princess Iron Fan runs a trending instagram account that rates onion rings from different restaurants (Absolutely no one knows that it is her)

-MK, Mei and Redson got so drunk one night they ended up on a rooftop to stargaze and cried their eyes out over their friendship

-Chang'e hates food delivery apps because whenever she tries to order something it never arrives or is outragously priced; the drivers always think they're being pranked

ANYWAYS those were some of them, I hope you found them funny ok BYEEEEE

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