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found out at my job today that as a government agency we are not allowed to delete any comments whatsoever from anyone, connected this to the fact that for some of my states human resource stuff there are comments full of confused old people posting their full names and social security numbers and I've made the horrible realization that the government is legally not allowed to prevent them from doing this

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OP turned off reblogs but I can’t let this die

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i love the: the League being unaware of the plethora of kids batman is hoarding and subsequently suddenly meeting them aus

but every time i read one and they get to dick or more specifically nightwing my brain just goes ERROR ERROR

because nightwing is a name he got from clark, from a kryptonian fairytale. so he'd have no reason to go by nightwing

clark is just such an integral part of dick's story as a hero that i have a hard time ignoring it for fun shenanigans

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Hero Himmel used to go in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. His peanits

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"no man, I'm telling you, I really would rather not"

Sam-I-Am: "but what if there was a goat on a train. would u do it then"

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Guy who you see sititng in a coffee shop, clearly online shopping and in severe distress over it. “hhhh… this one….? no, NO! STUPID STUPID STUPID!.”, they cry, smacking themself in the face a few times for good measure “he would hate that, god its his BIRTHDAY hes got to LIKE it”. you catch a glimpse of their screen and theyre on the petsmart website trying to choose between two different designs of those dog treats that look like sugar cookies. they have their head in their hands

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I feel like people who have sour dough are secretly witches. What do you mean you're feeding it?? Did you just create a sentient being who's creator is you???

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The “straight” fudanshi troupe is so fucking funny on a meta textual scale because some straight men can and do like yaoi. And these men see these stories and the underlying implications is that all fudanshis are into men and that includes them, actually

These guys are out here being essentially asked to defend their sexuality to all the other yaoi likers like a goddamn thesis and I think that’s beautiful

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public service announcement

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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I have no excuses and no regrets

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I think that it’s important, as consumers, to avoid letting the visual and mechanical shorthand language of video games color our reactions to real situations involving real people, as much of that shorthand can reflect and reinforce the destructive knee-jerk prejudice of the culture that produced it. As an example, let’s take Fallout. When you’re dungeoneering in Fallout and you come across a space where there are flayed, mutilated corpses strung up all over the place, that’s the developer using visual shorthand to frictionlessly inform you, without breaking the loop of play, that you have the moral high ground over whoever lives here, and thus moral license to kill them and take their things. But in real life, when you go over someone’s house and they’ve got flayed and mutilated corpses strung up all over the place? I mean, maybe that’s from the last tenant. Maybe they have a roommate. Maybe they were all just jerks. I mean you literally just got here, you don’t know, you gotta let this play out for a minute