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It was always Anne. 

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What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?

Twilight (2008), dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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“I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you, to make each day count.” Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

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John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

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Nightcap?

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Lydia, you’re so smart, I could kiss you right now!

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You got hacked, just letting you know.

thank you! i changed my password and thought that fixed it but today i realize those fuckers created a queue with like 100 posts lined up to be posted!!!! so i just cleared that so HOPEFULLY this is over.

thank you to everyone who didnt unfollow during these trying times. you’re the real ones

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hey, just thought you should know your blog is posting a lot of porn adds, hope You're okay

idk how to stop it!!! i changed my password yesterday and then today the gross posts were back!

but yes thank you for reaching out i am ok, just very confused!

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Top 30 ships (as voted by my followers):

5. Monica Geller and Chandler Bing [Friends]

In all my life I never thought I’d be so lucky as to fall in love with my best friend.

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Stydia + Clinging

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The cast of Veep, on which insults they most took to heart.