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I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

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блин они растаяли

блин они растаяли

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in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!

Keep reading

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*knock knock*

may i borrow your eyebrows i promise that i won't use them to summon the souls of your deceased relatives. nothing of the kind

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cranberry juice makes me angry. it smells like happiness but it tastes like vicious poison ivy. especially when you eat a fresh cranberry, it feels like chewing a tree. and what kind of fruit is harvested from a bog. everything about cranberries sounds like a fictional faux-pas.

visual representation for reference

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i just want to hug a raccoon :( they look so cuddly and squeezable, why do they have to be tiny murder bois?

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hungry? well, there's eggshell in the compost bin.

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why is life (someone please end it)

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do u remember finding worms on the sidewalk on a rainy day as a child and then casually slurping them down because i miss it

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have you ever 🅴🆇🅸🆂🆃🅴🅳

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i'm sorry to hear that you can't get your hair cut because of the pandemic but SOME OF US HERE HAVE OVERGROWN TEETH

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when you are Tired of the depression: be gentle with your dino self

In Which I Endeavour to Feel Less Gross and do a Commendable Job of it.

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i yearn for

the dying husk of a spider that

spun its way over the koi pond,

reveling in the evening light

of days past.

tomorrow, i shall return

to that forsaken place.

that spider will be a wonderful hat.