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Wie der Herr, so sei Gscherr.

It means that the owner of animals (originally farm animals I believe) are just like their animals.

And I can say my male cat is exactly like me.

I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.

Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.

our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.

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Honestly some comment sections are just something else

Person A: aren't (xy) and (ab) the same thing?

Person B: no, *gives explanation why*

Person C: *basically repeats Person B:*

Person D: *basically also repeats Person B*

Person E: Yes, they are?

What was Person E thinking?! There were literally 3 different people saying no, AND explaining the difference?! I mean I don't even ask anymore why people need to say the same thing as others already did, because they're apparently too lazy to read the 3 replies that are there, that's just basically normal behaviour for people at this point, but additionally to not reading the 3 comments Person E was also wrong?!

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Guess what I'm drawing 🤣🤣🤣

I was just drawing, when I looked at the pad, and realised you are able to see what I'm drawing.

Kinda reminds me when my mother played those diamond games, where you have the stones, and you have to exchange the ones lying next to each other so you get at least 3 of the same in a row. You could always see like something a grid on her Nintendo 😂😂😂

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I don't need to understand this, do I?

Eier is german for eggs. I just wanted to put eggs on the grocery list. But Bring! thought that equals californian walnuts...

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I was on Pinterest and saw this

Person A in the comments: asks for explanation

Person B answersing: gives an explanation

Person C answering Person B: "I think they knew that" (10 likes)

Person D answering Person C: "they clearly didn't if they asked" (12 likes)

?! What?! What did I just read? Why? Why did Person C have so many likes? I don't understand?!

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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Enterprise Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan Archer/Thy'lek Shran Characters: Thy'lek Shran, Jonathan Archer, Erika Hernandez Additional Tags: Jealousy, Misunderstandings, Lack of Communication, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alien Cultural Differences, Andorian Culture & Customs, First Kiss, Getting Together, First Time, like their first time, not overall, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Alien Biology, Biting, Marking, Blood, a bit - Freeform, Cuddling & Snuggling, Not Beta Read, yet - Freeform, but will be soon Summary:

Shran is getting ready for a date with Archer, but when he finds him missing their date, and flirting with a woman, he finds out things are not how he thought they are.

 The first chapter is rated T, the smut will be in the second chapter. So, if you want to skip the smut, you can just read chapter 1. Chapter 2 will follow as soon as I got it back from my betareader. She has the whole fic at the moment, but I decided to upload the first chapter, because I've been talking about it on tumblr for months now.

I FINALLY FINISHED THE JEALOUSY FIC. Sadly I didn’t get a better title, but at least it’s published. I also already sent it to @justlisalisa for beta-reading. As soon as she gives her okay, I will update the first chapter and upload the second. 

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Why is tagging so hard? Everytime I have more than 5 tags, I put all the tags in the fic, write them down, sort them, delete them on the fic and then I have to put them up again, but this time in an order that makes more sense, then the chaos before. Why can't we just drag and drop them??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Omg! That's like the last thing I expected to see when I saw someone reblogged my post 🤣🤣 but I love it🤣🤣

I just had this idea and I don't know where it came from.

Andoria is an ice moon. So there's very much snow. Sniw is very sparkly when the sun shines on it. Especially on freshly fallen snow.

Andorians celebrate the beginning of "summer" by putting something on their faces which technically is glitter. They do it, to show their appreciation for the warmer days, when the sun hits the snow just right.

So, of course when Archer and Shran date, Shran invites Archer to celebrate with him.

But Archer is completely mortified, when Shran begins to put so much glitter on his face before the celebrations. Of course he didn't read anything beforehand. He just figured Shran would tell him the most important stuff. And his mind is an absolute roller-coaster of thoughts. Does Shran expect him to put glitter on his face too? Can he deny? What will Shran think if he denies? Can he explain? Will Shran see him as weak? He is sure enough in his masculinity to do this! Will Shran see it as weak when he won't voice his thoughts? Would he see it as strong when he says he doesn't want the glitter on his face?

When Shran is done and asks if he can put it on Archer too, he just nods defeated and then tries not to breath too much, so the powder doesn't land on everything else too.

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THERE'S AN O2 (the phone company) AD WITH A SPEAKING FISH AND I SWEAR IT'S UDO SCHENK SPEAKING WHICH IS THE GERMAN VOICE ACTOR OF JEFFREY COMBS IN STAR TREK. THERE WAS A SPEAKING FISH THAT SOUNDED LIKE SHRAN AND WEYOUN!

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That's why I always answer comments on my fics. I want them to feel as appreciated and happy as I did, when they commented.

guys this is your friendly reminder to comment on ao3 fics, from a commenter myself. the amount of times authors reply to me saying ive made their day with my comments is honestly insane; and with the way their replies make my day too, its really a win win situation for everybody

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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

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One time I was super angry at a teacher and reached really angrily into my backpack. But I scratched the back of my hand on those metal ringstrings on those school blocks. It wasn't bad. Didn't even bleed that much, but I have a, in the right light very visible, tiny scar from it

can we give characters lame scars. boring scars. sometimes you dont need to have a big mystery for it. i have a scar on my hand from scratching it on a plastic donut container. lifes full of surprises like that.

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That's kinda going on with my oc Isabella in my oc/Weyoun fic. I just need to write it🥲

Computer, show me characters gaining weight as a sign of their improving mental state. Show me characters learning to love their body as they learn to love themselves. Show me characters no longer punishing themselves for something that isn’t their fault. Computer. Computer do you hear me.

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Nothing is worse than a surprise fruit filling

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And that's why, when you haven't researched, you shouldn't say anything, because then you're just going to miss the point completely and say dumb shit on the Internet

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Kitty, who just wanted some love, is now heartbroken 😭

cat said “oh she seem upset” 😂🥺😿

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When I say Shran is cuddly and loves Archer's warmth. This is how I mean it.