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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

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Im gonna actually be sick

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Man sometimes shit is just clenching

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Just finally watched the deleted scenes on my Hedwig and the Angry Inch dvd and I’m loving the Phyllis lore included in it

In the deleted scene that jumped off of the part where Hedwig and the gang are in the mall trying to get a picture with Tommy, Phyllis tells Hedwig about her surgery to get a phone implanted into her head

She answers calls by pressing on one of her teeth and after the scene where Yitzhak finds the casting call for Rent, Krzysztof hits Phyllis in the head with the washing machine door by accident and makes her implated phone glitch out and there’s just this really fun shot of him panicking and flipping thru what can be assumed to be her instructions manual while they’re both trying to help press her tooth button to hang up the phone

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coming out as a faberry truther

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there needs to be a movie that was advertised as boring cheap het romance where a serious woman meets a new funny guy at work, they become friends but the plot twist is that the main guy is trans and the main female lead has some deep terf believes. so she reacts like a moron but in a such emotional way that the dude is like "hold up. are you actually jealous of me?" the 'woman' is stunned as fuck and tries to avoid the guy for like three days max until 'she' breaks down and confesses that yes. 'she' is jealous of him and how he managed to look like a cis guy despite being afab. and then it turns out that 'she' actually felt gender dysphoria since puberty but felt ashamed bc 'her' family is like. religious and abusive. and the guy will be all like "awww dont worry dude, i got you!! :D" so there would be a long montage scene of them going shopping in the man section, 'her' getting a ugly buzzcut, a lot of crying from being overwhelmed by new emotions and feeling finally happy and accepted. the movie then ends with a explicit twenty minutes long t4t sex scene.

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Favorite mutual who uses to send me pics of his hole in the bath deactivated... God I'll miss him

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Babies first glee text posts

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controversial opinion i think kids should be allowed to trade nightmares on the playground

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A lot of you are using “narcissist” and “sociopath” as another word for “bad person”

a lot of u use words like gaslighting and psyop when u meaning lying and tricking

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Yearning

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idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

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also idc how bad the episode is or how appalling circumstances around the scene are. the delivery of "i haven't even told my parents yet" followed by "dont forget me i beg" thinking about naya had my mascara running down my face last night

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How do you pronounce bbno$

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fag it up bitch!

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I can’t order DoorDash what if one of the workers is back there like, Kissing my burger ??

Sorry I just glanced at your boobs

Sorry I just glanced at them again