sgm-dingoprescott

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Oh and since I didn't last time, uhhhh idk headbutts you emotionally with um affection?

always appreciate a good emotionally charged, affectionate headbutt, ha.

doubled over, clutchin' my stomach in love right now, mate.

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Uhhh I am the emotionally doing things one, and I did not do the nose thing so it'd be physical I'm guessing...

oh jesus christ

uh, well. thanks for that clarification, mate. cheers...can't believe this is becoming a whole bloody thing...

[sgm-dingoprescott]

*waves*

how are ya doing, eh?

just popping around saying hello.

-@ask-corporal-raccoon

g'day, canada! awfully kind of you to stop by—i'm doin' alright, for the most part.

gotta question for you real quick: that real raccoon on your noggin? second question, actually: where'dja get it? it looks cool...

[sgm-dingoprescott]

*slurps your nose*

...physically or emotionally...? please let it be the latter, mate..

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Eyes are the window to the soul, that being said *emotionally not physically licks your eyeball*

even emotionally, can't imagine they taste too good, mate. prolly all salty and gross with unshed tears of pure frustration

what is with you people lickin' me like a mutt lately?

[sgm-dingoprescott]

hmm...prolly a good tasmanian blackwood. the grain you can find in some pieces is downright gorgeous. but, y'know...i'm also a fan of birch. can't go wrong with a classic!

C: Do you like carving stuff? I used to do it all the time when I had wood, but I don't anymore! What's your favourite thing that you've carved??

E: don' think it's a good idea to go asking 'round strangers and lettin' them know stuff about you, carter.

- @ask-el-n-carter

i love carvin', mate! my pa' used to do it all the time and i'd watch the whole damn time, which led to me givin' it a burl. but, i was the kinda kid to spit the dummy when something went even the slightest bit wrong, so i quit for a while.

i've been getting back into it recently so i'm definitely rusty, but i gotta say, my favorite so far is definitely the lil' squirrel fella i made outta red cedar! bloody beautiful wood, i tell ya

[sgm-dingoprescott]

C: Do you like carving stuff? I used to do it all the time when I had wood, but I don't anymore! What's your favourite thing that you've carved??

E: don' think it's a good idea to go asking 'round strangers and lettin' them know stuff about you, carter.

- @ask-el-n-carter

i love carvin', mate! my pa' used to do it all the time and i'd watch the whole damn time, which led to me givin' it a burl. but, i was the kinda kid to spit the dummy when something went even the slightest bit wrong, so i quit for a while.

i've been getting back into it recently so i'm definitely rusty, but i gotta say, my favorite so far is definitely the lil' squirrel fella i made outta red cedar! bloody beautiful wood, i tell ya

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Do you like Pavlova?

aye, yes, of course i do, mate! my mama made a ripper pavlova for me n' my friends as kids. they were always stoked for the neighborhood events because they knew ms prescott's pav would be there.

y'know, thinking about it now, she told me a while ago she'd give me the recipe to make it myself for the blokes, 'specially declan, considering. should prolly visit and ask...maybe bring dec with

[sgm-dingoprescott]

How many pencils could you eat in one sitting?

hmm...well, i did try to eat a colored pencil as a kid. a red one, specifically. got at least halfway through until i realized what was happening.

so, if six year old benjamin could eat half'a one, i'm certain current day benjamin could manage a full one, maybe more. i'll let'cha know how it goes, anon

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If you were a ball (⚽, 🏉, 🥎, 🏀, 🏐, etc) what would you be?

prolly a football/soccer ball, whichever one ya call it.

big and dumb enough to be kicked around, but will break your leg if you're not careful. accidentally, of course. purposefully for some'a you rotten bastards

[sgm-dingoprescott]

You seem like the kind of person to have hit a yellow butterfly with a car before, hopefully on accident

aye, well...i accidentally once ran a snake over, that much i know. couldn't leave her on the side of the road, so i buried the poor girl.

as for yellow butterflies, specifically? might've in passin', no idea. does the snake count? she was sorta yellow...

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Would you snort cement mix for 20 bucks?

aye, y'drive a hard bargain, mate! twenty bucks? that's enough for an order and a half of macca's!

but...are we talkin' aussie money or american eagles, here?

[sgm-dingoprescott]

crikey, i should've known it was you. why don't you spin around a few times? you ain't that special to get away with it. bloody dag, you...keeping me on my toes

whoever it is is a PUSSY!!!!!!! POINTS AND LAUGHS!!!!!

You should spin slowly in a circle a few times

slowly? only a few times??

anon, mate. who do you think i am? some little wuss?? i can take a lot worse, and with a gutful of piss to boot!

...but if it appeases you, i did it.

[sgm-dingoprescott]

You should spin slowly in a circle a few times

slowly? only a few times??

anon, mate. who do you think i am? some little wuss?? i can take a lot worse, and with a gutful of piss to boot!

...but if it appeases you, i did it.

[sgm-dingoprescott]

Can I lick you? Not physically like... emotionally y'know?

no mate, i don't know

...look, as long as y'don't slobber all over my charm and charisma, give it a burl, i s'pose

i hope this isn't some kinda new innuendo, you cheeky wanker

[sgm-dingoprescott]

aye...y'know, a lotta people say they drink with mates because it's 'just better.' i was one of those blokes, but i remember sitting on my back porch, drinkin' with the flies one night, watching the sun set. lemme tell ya:

that shit changes you

my sorry arse isn't the best to take advice from, i'll be the first to admit it. but try it, just once. swear to you, you'll be a better man coming out than you were goin' in

[sgm-dingoprescott]

🛏️: how do they act/socialize when utterly exhausted? (Dingo seems chill, but I know I get aggressive when I'm tired lol)

dingo actually overcompensates, interacting a lot more with others to keep the illusion that he's not exhausted—typically to the point where he seems manic. running around, greeting everyone, bouncing to the next person randomly, being loud, stuff like that. he's essentially a loose cannon.

but that usually means when he crashes, he crashes hard. like physically-cannot-get-out-of-bed-the-next-day hard.

he doesn't listen to his body much, if you haven't noticed