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themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

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This could be my last report from Gaza by Tareq S. Hajjaj. Please read.

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Oh how I love writing

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he will ruin your day 

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Every other teacher: This class will be for three whole hours and after two hours of training I want three reflective essays.

Professor Cedric: You make me look at two pages of work and I will shoot you. Leave in like twenty minutes thanks.

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In my book character C is just heading over to stop a fight (and likely end up in one) and looking for A and B to back them up, only for their confident smile to drop because A and B are …occupied

B: What- what is wrong with you. What went wrong with you.

A, eating Nutella out of the jar with a spoon: Jesus died for our sins and I’m dying for this Nutella

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My god the OBSESSION is what I love in books.

Vanessa is just sitting there, girl probably hasn’t smiled in years, and Volaire is just being his stupid ass self. And then she cracks. Even the smallest smile that she tries to suppress makes her eyes crinkle and boy does Volaire have every wrinkle in her face memorised after that.

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Loving the fact that a couple in my book (take a guess) are just like

Character A: Loves gift giving

Character B: Is a hoarder/materialistic

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“Oh how I love being looked down on by gorgeous women.”

-Volaire, probably.

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The fact that in my book Kai and Shell are the brains and the brawn, at least that’s how it’s portrayed. And then it turns out that Shell is insanely smart and I kinda love that

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Someone: *asks me a question*

Me, under my breath: this is just like the great bug race of 2023

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🔮 — you go on a magical quest to save the world. In the end, you manage to save it but lose your magic in the process

✨ — you’re the castle’s top mage and protect the castle from dangerous magical threats

⚡️— you were killed in a battle with another wizard. It was an epic fight, however your magic just wasn’t strong enough )):

🌙 — you were born without any powers, but after years of practice & studying magic you become the most powerful wizard there is. Good job!

🪄 — you come across an evil ancient artifact and your magic is slowly corrupted by it over the years, you become the most fearsome wizard in all the realms

🌧️ — you and another wizard have been fighting for centuries but you both realize you would be stronger together and join forces, an unexpected friendship :)

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Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations.

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World peace is absolutely achievable.

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