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“I think therefore I am” would be quite a bold statement to make today. Lots of people are. Not all of them think.

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“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Bitch, I’ve had crushes in fictional characters that would give you nightmares.

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Sun x Moon is such a good trope tbh, but not in an ‘enemies to lovers’ way but in a ‘without you, I cannot be myself, I am no one, and all I can do is but reflect your shine x so I will stay alight to let you shine, and will take you with me when I die, for you are mine and mine only’ way.

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A perfect, casual -yet chic- outfit: the blood of my enemies

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If I had a dollar for every time [insert anything], I’d be wondering where the fuck those dollars are coming from.

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McDonalds: *getting robbed* McDonalds: Bitch McDonalds: I’ll show you what a real McWhooping looks like

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An immortal: Hades has blessed me! I am immortal and cannot die! This proves that I am beloved of the gods, and that I am the best of all! Hades *to to the other gods*: I just hate his guts. I can’t have him down here. Nope.

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Greek Mythology: incest is wincest! Egyptian Mythology: hell yeah! Norse Mythology: 10/10 mate! Monotheistic Religions: you guys have sex?