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I ask again!? Why the fuck did I find the Holy Ghost at an 8 person fondue table!?!?!?!?!
Who knew we’d fine the Holy Ghost at the 8 person fondue table
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My best friend turned around holding a ladle up to me and said “spoontula.” With wide eyes
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I love how most companies when doing adds do like:
Dawn /vs/ {insert product name here}
Then there’s blue buffalo adds:
FU*K PURINA ONE
#i find it funny#this is what we need from companies these days#how else will we know how much better you are#it’s entertaining#adds be like#funny#weird thoughts#why…#i’m tired
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Me writing my dnd campaign:
#dnd#i’m evil#dnd5e#dnd stuff#dnd players are stupid#dnd campaign#hehehe#their going to hate me#I can’t wait
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What is mirrors are just like…
Really
Well rendered green screens?
#i’m tired#what are mirrors#how it’s made told me that mirrors are made of a liquid but….#a liquid?#oh god…#I’ve betrayed the entire show of how it’s made#WHAT HAVE I DONE
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Wha-… where did…
Where did my donuts go?
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What is the context?!? Why did I find a Holy Ghost!?! And why is it at and 8 person fondue table!?!
Who knew we’d fine the Holy Ghost at the 8 person fondue table
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I’d like to share with you a conversation I had with my dad today
Me: I’m a bit slow right now because my brain is fried
Dad: why? Did you do drugs all night?
Me:No, I did math for 4 hours
Dad: eeghhh! That’s just as bad
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Me
anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.
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It is to early in the morning to be explaining to one of my besties friends whom I don’t know that they are technically dating their cousin and they have been in denial for like 20 minutes
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My players are so fucking stupid
we were playing d&d yesterday and the Dragonborn barbarian decided he was going to lift up a desk and shake it it find out what was inside.
The desk proceeded to fall on top of him and pin him. It took two more turns for the other players to get the desk off of him.
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This is fucking stupid and I’m upsetty pasgetty
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Can’t wait for one of my players to face discrimination from the church
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Why isn’t the 30 milligrams of melatonin working
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