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in the name of science reblog and put in the tags your height and your Seventeen bias

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Omg how haven't I thought of that-

Chan, t-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.

Seungcheol, not looking up from his book: Good morning, problem child.

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When someone with a legit high quality blog starts following me.:

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Chan, t-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.

Seungcheol, not looking up from his book: Good morning, problem child.

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Jisoo: How’d you get these?

Junhui: Not legally if that’s what you’re asking.

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Chan: okay so, olive oil is made of olives right?

Seungcheol: yes...

Chan: so that means baby oil-

Seungcheol: stop

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Officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on your motorcycle.

Minghao: Wait, did you say three?

Officer: Yeah, there’s three of you here.

Junhui: Oh crap!

Chan: *face palm*

Officer: What’s wrong?

Minghao: Soonyoung fell off!

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Wonwoo: *not wearing glasses*

Jihoon: are you wearing contacts?

Wonwoo: no

Jihoon: can you see???

Wonwoo: I can see perfectly fine, seungkwan

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Soonyoung: Wh-

Wonwoo: Whatever your'e going to say, please don't

Soonyoung, desperately: WHY IS FRIDGE SPELT WITH A D IN IT AND REFRIGERATOR ISN'T?

Wonwoo: I SAID DON-

Wonwoo: Brooo

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Hansol, ordering a cake over the phone:

Shop Employee: What would you like your cake to say?

Hansol, covering the phone and looking at the other members: Do we want a talking cake?

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Jeonghan, during an argument: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Seokmin: Jeonghan-hyung.

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🐰🌸🌈 I hope it's ok to ask this much ówò have a great day ~

Omg it's totally fine! Hope u have a great day too and thank u for asking 😘

🐰- do you believe in soul mates?

Oh hell yeah! Soul mates are such a beautiful concept that I think not believing it is kinda sad. But I have to say,,, I do believe that there is more than one soul mate for each one of us and we get together with the first one we find uwu

🌸- what is your favorite flower?

Birds-of-paradise bc they are so different! (But I also like calendulas and asters a lot)

🌈- things I find attractive in girls/guys

SMILE!! I find it really attractive in both genders. And in girls I find short hair attractive idkw

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🍪- cookie dough or cookies?

Ohhhh,,, I'll have to go with cookie dough, it's so good

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SVT vs Plane

Seungcheol: Staring at the kids during the whole flight to make sure no one screws something up and turns the plane into more than a mess.

Jeonghan: Always calling the flight attendant to ask for more food, or just anything he wants in general because he likes making people do things for him.

Jisoo: Showing off his English skills anytime possible. The only one besides Coups that actually is trying to keep calm and chill.

Junhui: Flirting with a Chinese girl that happened to sit beside him.

Soonyoung: Dancing while sitting because he is just too exited.

Wonwoo: Either reading a good book or telling bad jokes, no in between.

Jihoon: Trying to sleep even though the others are too noisy.

Minghao: Silently judging everyone and everything. Probably criticizing people’s outfits.

Mingyu: Carefully stealing the food Jeonghan ordered but ends up not being discreet at all and everyone notices.

Seokmin: Singing and frenetically switching on and off the little light button while Hoshi is dancing.

Seungkwan: Complaining about how long the flight is taking and how bad airplane food is.

Hansol: Deeply thinking about Wonwoo’s puns and awkwardly smiling and low key laughing because that’s how he reacts to everything in general.

Chan: Is either playing games on his phone or arguing with the flight attendant over a crayon package for kids that he believes he deserves.

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SVT vs School

Seungcheol: Just spacing out and thinking about nothing while he pretends to pay attention.

Jeonghan: Cheats on tests and exercises. Blames whoever is sitting beside him when the teacher discovers.

Jisoo: The one who’s always asking something and getting up for no reason. The teacher gets pissed of at him.

Junhui: Brings a pocket size mirror. Stares at himself the whole time.

Soonyoung: Probably talking about the best way to plant sunflowers with whoever is sitting behind him.

Wonwoo: Corrects the teacher 24/7

Jihoon: Falls asleep on the first 15 minutes.

Minghao: On his phone searching for trendy outfits.

Mingyu: Gets kicked out of the classroom because he can’t stop sneezing.

Seokmin: Staring at the teacher with the classic wtf face.

Seungkwan: Having little panic attacks about exercises he doesn’t know how to solve.

Hansol: Doing homework for the next class.

Chan: Shooting paper balls at everyone when the teacher isn’t looking.

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SVT vs Cinema

Seungcheol: Has little fanboy attacks in the middle of the movie when his ship becomes real.

Jeonghan: Falls asleep on the first 3 minutes. Sleeps during the whole movie. Asks what happened in the end.

Jisoo: Is actually watching the movie.

Junhui: Judging the characters so hard. Judging the story so hard. Judging EVERYTHING so hard.

Soonyoung: CAN’T.SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP

Wonwoo: Is complaining about how much better the books are comparing to the movie.

Jihoon: On his phone during the entire movie.

Minghao: Always asking Mingyu what’s happening because he doesn’t know wtf is going on.

Mingyu: Sneaks his own snacks into the cinema room. Eats all of them on the first 5 minutes.

Seokmin: Has way too much fun joking around with an empty bucket of popcorn.

Seungkwan: Cries at the end. Says it’s because of his contact lens.

Hansol: Consoling Seungkwan and his crises.

Chan: Has already seen the movie 3 times. Is spoiling every little thing that happens. Can’t be stopped.

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SVT vs Library

Seungcheol: looking for self-help books for active fathers

Jeonghan: “How to be fit when you’re a lazy couch potato who only sleeps all day”

Jisoo: “Prays to clean your soul (Special Edition in English)”

Junhui: “How to convince your parents to get you a pet”. Tries to get a cat using the book’s tips. Fails.

Soonyoung: got lost half an hour ago when he was looking for the teenager’s section.

Wonwoo: probably the only one who is reading something decent.

Jihoon: high-key sleeping with a book on his face.

Minghao: discreetly taking photos of every page of a fashion manual.

Mingyu: reading a hole ass cook book like his life depends on it.

Seokmin: “100 ways to improve your singing abilities”. Goes to the toilet every 5 minutes to practice every tip he reads.

Seungkwan: crying his lungs out while reading some teenage girl sad romance kind of book.

Hansol: not really reading at this point. Or at any point. Just watching vine compilations while the first book he saw covers his phone. Probably a book about how to deal with old lady’s urinary incontinence.

Chan: not reading anything, just passing by and teasing everyone about what they’re doing/reading?/watching. Probably going to look for Soonyoung later.