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PROFESSOR: I need you to take photos, edit them, and print your top 10

LAPTOP: You know...I love you so much I'm going to crash right when you need me. I'll see ya when I work again!

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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Yeah sex is cool

but have you ever held your pee on a road trip, walked all the way to the bathroom without peeing, and let that waterfall flow? That shit's satisfying.

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Missing someone is like actually liking math...and I don't like it

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Honestly though this is how I explain things in math no joke

I’m so mad I watched this 😂

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“When that Tik Tok meme said ‘Hit or miss- I guess they never miss huh’ I definitely didn’t feel that”

-Stormtroopers, probably

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I'm not one for drama °3°

BUT if I find a YouTube channel that spills some sweet, hot tea you can bet your top dollar I'll be a pretty loyal follower...

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top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

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Show me how you see me please!

Like if I honestly am not totally happy with how I look and you think differently, show me! Take random pictures of me, grab the parts of myself I hate and call them sexy, stare at me and check me out when I'm doing something normal in baggy sweats and a t shirt. SHOW ME!

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My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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Oh, you're speaking? I don't care so I'm going to talk over you, make you fall silent, and eventually be part of the reason you have social anxiety. Oh, you're going to try to challenge that? biTCH DON'T INTERRUPT ME! I WAS TALKING!

Most people when talking to me

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The music was perfect.

Me on my way to eat your ass

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Why is this me and my friends?

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WHY DO MOST STATES HAVE COUNTRY MUSIC ON THE RADIO??!!! JUST LET ME GET TO THE MID-WEST IN PEACE!!!

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Don't forget the poltergeist. They'll sure throw a look together.

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

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Who said you couldn't *sips flavored sparkling water*

you👏can👏be👏goth👏and👏still👏drink👏sparkling👏water👏