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Shit The Alchemist Says
A collection of things my boyfriend says.He occasionally refers to himself as "The Alchemist".
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Me: you're farting a lot today baby
The Alchemist: Thanks!
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Oh. Well then.
#majoras mask#majora#legend of zelda#zelda#link#mask#majora's mask#text#text message#late night#night blog#wtf#lol
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What.
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Yes, completely asleep, obviously. My bad.
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*walks out of his room*
"WE'RE DONE HAVING SEX"
........thanks babe. Thanks for that.
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The Alchemist: I've been thinking about Brandon's mom...
Me: why
The Alchemist: what
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He just bit my teeth.
Like wtf.
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Sometimes I wish I was a sassy bitch
The Alchemist
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I do sometimes like the way he thinks. His roommate sexiled him and keeps bragging about all the sex he gets to have....
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When he has too much caffeine sometimes he'll just end up screaming out of no where and it always catches me off guard. I guess this is one of the times he's actually trying to resist.
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Uhm. Okay?
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I don't even know. Ladies, what do you think?
#text#text messages#ichat#imessage#penis#fruit#vegetable#cock#dick#veggies#girls#ladies#question#answer#asking you guys
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The Alchemist: Sorry, I have to end this call to watch anime.
Me: WHYYYYYY.
The Alchemist: ..................
Me: It's okay, I would choose anime over you too.
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"Dude, this little girl is like three times more hardcore than me. That's like, scary."
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The Alchemist: Holy shit, those girls have dicks.
Me: What.
The Alchemist: In Yoshi's Island 2....no....I mean Paper Mario.
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The Alchemist: I'm pretty creative. I just made an entire anime with just my feet.
Me: How?
The Alchemist: I stopped a bullet with my toes
Me: O.O
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The Alchemist: I belong in Maple Story....
Me: Wat.
The Alchemist: I belong in Maple Story...because my existence is meaningless....
Me: Your existence is not meaningless...
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