silastreeguy

[silastreeguy]

No that was sincere, I'm very queer lol

Haha,

Today's Date: Monday, 31st of July, 2023

Today I woke up and felt gay

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Sincerely,

Silas

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[ID: gray-scale image that reads "If you need me I will be in my coffin" in gray gothic font on a black background]

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On this day of freedom, let's talk about how bald eagles are queer!

It starts with a female eagle named Hope and a male named Valor I. The two settled down to neat together, however Valor I wasn't a great dad. He did show up to incubate the eggs and basically never came around.

In comes another male, Valor II. He immediately did what a good eagle dad is supposed to, incubate, maintain the best, all that. This lead to him becoming Hope's new mate.

Here's where it gets interesting, Valor I didn't seem to mind and actually stuck around! Eventually Hope started mating with both of them, and Valor I even learned to be a good dad!

Unfortunately in 2017 Hope was killed by intruding eagles, but! The two male's actually stuck together and successfully raised their chicks!

Soon enough a new female named Starr came along and joined the two, and now she mates with both males every season!

This arrangement allows for the eagles to have a much more successful rate of raising chicks and fighting off other predators!

This particular story isn't the only one! Bald eagles have been seen in multiple arrangements including two females and one male!

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Make sure to eat some kibble before you go out (teasing)

Supermoon

I dunno guys, something, something's special bought this one. I mean, I just feel something special tonight. Gotta go running! I mean, you can- can just hear the LIFE outside! OMG LOOK A CaT OMG GRR ARF ARF BARKA FHEUOAHGWOU ARRRRFFF !!!

[silastreeguy]

I'm crying the blep is so cute

hi! could you draw some vampire/bat emojis?

thanks!

sure!! i dreew a few bat ones, if anyone / you want vampire ones feel free to ask! i will likley do those another day anyways, but another request will help me remmembr. ty for your request! :)

[ id: brown bat flying happily surrounded by yellow stars , a brown bat flying slash floating with wings out, and lastly a tiny brown bat sticking its tounge out in a blep. end id ]

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I fucking love bats so much guys and yeah I mean the small-faced and pretty ones like the common brown bat and the vampire bat but I also mean these guys who look like orcs and goblins watercolor-painted specifically for 1970's era Lord of the Rings bootleg fantasy cover art

Look at them. Not one of these delightful bastards looks real but they are and more than that they can fucking fly

[silastreeguy]

i love you disabled people with feeding tubes

i love you disabled people with colostomy bags

i love you disabled people on TPN

i love you disabled people with carers

i love you disabled people with rare disabilities who never see themselves in posts about disabilities

i love you disabled people with high support needs

i love you intellectually and developmentally disabled people

i love you disabled people who live with incontinence, need assistance with hygiene, or have other needs that ableist people consider "gross"

i love you homeless disabled people

i love you fat disabled people

i love you disabled people who use AAC

i love you disabled people who don't see yourselves in other disability positivity posts

i love you.

[silastreeguy]

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

[silastreeguy]

Today's Date: Wednesday, 2nd of August, 2023

Dear Diary

I feel like I was rammed by a truck

I hardly remember last night

I feel so bloated

Where's the Pepto-Bismal?

Sincerely,

Silas

[silastreeguy]

On Vampires and Mirrors

There are a few beliefs about why vampires cannot be seen reflected in mirrors.

Prior to about the 1940s, mirrors were backed with silver. Silver was considered a “pure” metal, and supernatural creatures were “abhorent” to purity, hence their aversion to silver. This is why werewolves can only be killed with a bullet of silver, and a vampire cannot see themselves in a silver-backed mirror. 

Manufacturers eventually switched over to aluminium because it has the highest level of reflection out of any other metal in the ultraviolet and infrared spectral ranges. 

So in the modern day, vampires may only really have to worry about antique mirrors, as silver-backed mirrors are relatively rare since it’s hard to apply and can flake off rather easily. 

However, there is also a second belief as for why vampires could not be seen in mirrors. It used to be a widely held belief that mirros reflected the soul - it’s why people covered mirrors when residents died in a house, and the origin of the supersition about breaking a mirror being bad luck - because breaking the mirror broke a part of your soul. But, of course, vampires, being the undead, have no soul. Therefore, they do not show up in a mirror. 

So, if you happen to be a vampire reading this post - perhaps avoid all mirrors.

[silastreeguy]

That's clearly an image of my father @nubsoftherat

I don't dress like that

Vile creatures *scoffs*

[silastreeguy]

I'm looking at you like the camera on The Office

SICK of the stereotype that all vampires are wise dark academia goths. SOME OF US are silly fun bimbos. we exist.

[silastreeguy]

Haha, thanks

Today's Date: Monday, 31st of July, 2023

Today I woke up and felt gay

Send tweet

Sincerely,

Silas

[silastreeguy]

This is a roleplay blog where I'm going to be in character. So "breaking character" isn't going to be a thing.

#diary, #roleplay, #momstermash are lore tags

#reblog is just in character nonsense

#ask can be both

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Today's Date: Monday, 31st of July, 2023

Today I woke up and felt gay

Send tweet

Sincerely,

Silas

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[ID: two pictures of Duff McKagan from guns n' roses. Wearing denim jacket, with rolled up sleeves, leather pants, spiked belt, black gloves, a necklace with a lock, shades, and is smoking in the left picture. Same outfit on the right]