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warning : NSFW ramble ! minors/men DNi !!

ugh...I just NEED a mean femme to ride my face until my tongue is so sore the only word I can mumble is her name. her shoving my face back into her cunt after an orgasm demanding more, pulling at my hair with no care in the world, turning my brain to mush until there's no more thoughts in my silly little head just pussy.

please brainwash me with your juices.

until it's dripping down my chin which aches from the number of times she had to roughly grab at it to force me to keep my head straight. until I get all dizzy and light-headed from the feeling of her thighs suffocating me each time I DARE to slow down making my pathetic whimpers dying out in her wet folds. until I can no longer plead for mercy because I forgot how to use my mouth for anything else other than getting her off. until my own arousal stains the carpet from clenching my thighs desperately and she makes me lick it all clean and kiss her high heels to thank her for allowing me a taste from the heavens.

do not ask me to give you head, BEHEAD me.

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WHY LESBIAN SEX IS BETTER

Women know what women want. Our natural emotional connection with other women makes lesbian sexuality a profoundly different experience than any woman can ever experience with a man. And the physical aspect of sex between women is a kind of magic so special that lesbians wonder why any woman would ever want anything else. Sex educator Jenny Block is bisexual. She produced a video at Huffington Post’s “Cliteracy” project that explains why lesbian sex is better:

Most women never have orgasms from heterosexual intercourse. All those movies about how “romantic” and “sexy” it is to “make love” to a man are just patriarchal propaganda. Teenage girls are always disappointed after they experience what sex with guys is really like, but the fact that phallic intercourse is unsatisfying (and often painful) doesn’t usually register in her mind as significant in terms of her own sexuality. Her friends tell her she’ll “get used to it,” but even after she gets used to it, sex still isn’t what she wants it to be and doesn’t satisfy her own desires because sex with a male is always about what he wants.

Women know how to make a woman orgasm. If you can orgasm by masturbating, you can do the same thing together with another woman and make each other orgasm, too.

The only reason more women don’t have sex with each other is because we are taught that lesbianism is ‘wrong” and taught that we “need” men sexually. It’s the same reason we are taught that masturbation is bad. The easiest and most natural way for a woman to really enjoy sex is by herself or with another woman. But because men demand sexual access to women, we’re taught a view of sexuality that is defined and controlled by men. Girls are trained to pass the “patriarchal fuckability test” and to measure our own value by how well we conform to male desires. Conforming ourselves to this phallocentric definition requires that we learn to ignore our own needs and deny our own desires. “Love” means being a man’s sexual property, existing for his pleasure, learning to perform as a penis receptacle. Teaching a girl how to be what a woman “should” be according to the system of male supremacy means teaching her to reject her own natural sexuality. She is taught to be ashamed of her own body, warned against the “danger” of masturbation, and especially prohibited from exploring the possibility of lesbian identity. Heteronormativity pushes her toward seeking approval from males and limits her erotic imagination so she can only consider males as potential partners for “love.” This kind of training in childhood makes girls think that sex with men is the only “real” sex, so we aren’t even allowed to imagine sex without men. Our “crushes” on other girls are dismissed as insignificant. If we develop actual romantic relationships with other girls, our parents tell us we are only “going through a phase.” Even when our same-sex attractions lead to physical intimacy, we are told (and may tell ourselves) that this is just “experimenting”; it doesn’t count as “real” sex and doesn’t make us “real” lesbians. Because of all this, many women are forced into a kind of pseudo-heterosexuality, engaging in unsatisfying relationships with males in an attempt to prove they are “normal.” Even though sex with men doesn’t satisfy her, even though she never orgasms from “normal” sex, the pseudo-heterosexual woman has boyfriends and may even marry a man because she knows that is what she “should” do.

Watch Jenny Block’s “Cliteracy” video. Ask yourself: Why do women think they “need” men at all?

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Yall ever think about how terrifying it must of been for Dina walking into that basement. Like she sees Ellie, Tommy, and Joel. Joel is obviously deceased and you know as she walks up to Ellie the only thought in her head is 'please don't be dead,please don't be dead,please don't be dead'

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“Claustrophobia” a short written from the pov of Dina

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PLEASE tell me she's bi- like HELLO?! Mel is actually so hot omfg. like BACK OFF OWEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME I WOULD HAVE NEVER CHEATED !1!1!1!1!1!!1

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WHO IS SHEEEEEEEE 😳😳😳😳😳😳💗💗💗💗 GIRL-

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"We only see Abby eat one burrito the whole game, you can't maintain muscle like that!"

Well the only thing we see Ellie eat in the entire game is... no, i shan't say it.

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I love this headcannon so much<3 and I agree Ellie's a sweetie pie

I feel like most of the Ellies in fanfics are more like alternate personas people fantasize about, the same way you let your mind run wild about some "crush" without talking to them irl beforehand.

I noticed Ellie became kinda like a "concept" in this fandom when it comes to fanfics and it's up to people to reinvent their own version of her whether it's cannon or not. I think it's interesting to imagine every possibility and archetype we can squeeze into one single character. Seeing how creative people can get is fun.

Also, more logically, because lots of girls like Ellie Williams, she became the go-to character to include in your fake scenarios/daydreaming. Everytime they're gonna picture something they like, they're gonna associate it with Ellie Williams and that's it (not saying this is only happening with Ellie by the way, it's a common concept that happens in fandoms with popular characters in general). But that's just an interesting thought, the fact that we can enjoy a character so much that we associate everything to them to the point we make them impersonate our every fantasy.

This concept can be a powerful tool when it comes to sharing - I have a very attractive scenario for a fanfic, I could make up my own character but why do it when Ellie Williams exists ?

Most fanfic scenarios come when thinking about Ellie directly but it sometimes happens the other way around. I found myself using Ellie Williams as a more "assertive" character in fanfics not when I'm fantasizing about her doing this to me but when I am in a dominant mood myself and I can come up with great scenarios for that kind of stuff. Not a self-insert, just a different way of thinking because I don't want to limit myself to "one" Ellie I want to write every type - and I also know that if I write the fanfic with Ellie in this role rather than another it may reach more people which think about her in that way. It changes everything.

Personally for me Ellie Williams is kind of like a concept you can try your own prompts with. I appreciate her as a video game character so damn much, but this canon version of her is separated in my mind from the fics and stuff. It may be because I'm more attracted to other female characters in TLOU (even though I still think Ellie's appearance, quirks and complexities are hot and all), so I don't really "fantasize" as much and just have fun making up my own scenarios.

In the end, regardless of your experience with character exploring, as long as you're respectful to me it's no problem. It's actually the fun part - since it's a piece of media which is purely fictional and totally made up it means we can twist it around however we want. This gives us the exact right amount of creativity and limitations at the same time - as long as you respect some ground rules and the basic essential stuff associated with Ellie's name (her canon sexuality), you can use and customize her however you wish. Even her appearance can be altered - imagine Ellie Williams letting you dye her hair, imagine Ellie Williams if she was....I don't know an alien lol? The way the human mind can come up with these is awesome and I'm living for it. Like, fuck around and find out girl.

idk why people keep writing ellie as a player bc i feel like she would be very respectful and loyal. like follow you around and make you breakfast every morning. like walking around in public she refuses to even look at any other girl and whenever you say a girl is pretty in a tik tok she’ll always reply with “not as pretty as you”. STOP SHED BE SO CUTE

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I love how people are against the idea of a female president because of what a woman would theoretically do in office, but nobody is against male presidents despite actual evidence about what men do when they're in office. Every single president has been male. That means every bad decision a president has ever made has been a man's bad decision. But sure, women can't be in power because uh. Because uh...

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Ellie is a big baby.

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Part 3/? Kinky-fluffy-tober

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What a tell...

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Credit: stoned cold fox / @roastmalone_

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Both!!!!

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Credit: @baeElectronica

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I'm so tired of people assuming ending up with a woman when you are a woman yourself is "downgrading" or "not the actual thing" I'm pissed.

"You need a man to provide" Bullshit. You need a woman to provide your self-esteem back. The whole heteronormative mentality of "men providing" is based on pure gibberish. Women have always been the ones providing, always been the ones considered to be the "givers" - the "givers" of care, the "givers" of affection, the "givers" of children, and the "givers" in the bedroom.

This is the norm, but it's not normal.

This society fucked us up so bad we are brainwashed into believing the only way for a woman to find satisfaction and meaning in her life is pleasing a man and that everything else no matter how productive it is or how fulfilled it makes her (for example focusing on her career, or being herself outside of the men gaze) "turns her away" from her "true purpose". In some countries it's a cultural reference to call single women past 30 "rotten fruit", divorced women "leftovers" and queer woman a "waste".

"It's such a shame you're a lesbian, you're too pretty to be gay" It's such a shame you have balls because I'm gonna kick them so hard you'll be flying to Neptune !

Also the idea that men who find out the girl they're interested in is a lesbian get their upset feelings validated - when lesbians who find out the girl they're interested in is straight get publicly shamed and called "perverts".

This is the norm, but it's not normal.

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Got a giraffe from the zoo today and immediately named her ellie :)