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how have i gotten to the point in my life where i’m writing academic papers about headcannons and fandom culture?

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a little update for all those wondering

have no fear, I have seen and am working on all current requests on this here platform, but I also have two jobs and am in school, so those currently take priority. I also am currently really sick and recovering from lots of medical stuff so imma be a lil slow.

I also have some passion projects that I'm working on, like Spy x family fics as well as my long-running Hunter x Hunter fic

if you would like your fic ideas to take priority or be just for you then consider commissioning a fic from me! just message me here or on discord (saphic_fr0g #6221) and I'd be happy to write something for you.

until next time, simp-tastic out!

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all retellings of greek myths are just fanfiction of the iliad and the odyssey

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hello there bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes

i know i haven't been active on here in a while (8ish months), but i hope to be more active when more sk8 stuff comes out. until then i'm hoping to get into writing for a new, very popular anime (*wink wink*) and im currently 5 chapters into a 15 chapter hunter x hunter fic that you can read here (i would really appreciate if you would check it out, i've spent a lot of time storyboarding and writing).

you are loved and you are appreciated!

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*friends from the other side from the princess and the frog starts playing*

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since i just got my nose pierced, this is what Atsumu would act like if he got his nose pierced

immediately text the group chat a selfie followed by “guess what bitches!”

tells everyone that he didn’t flinch, but he did, in fact, flinch… he also cried

sakusa feels an incredible need to keep atsumu from touching/getting his piercing infected

really really tried not to pout about not being able to have a ring immediately, but totally did in private

sakusa always reminds atsumu to clean his piercing, which atsumu reminds sakusa, means that he cares

sakusa immediately calls him a germ

didn’t even think about the fact that he’ll have to cover it for volleyball

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well it’s back to me cave for another 4 months 🤠

✌️byeeeeeeeee

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at this point, i am the russian sleep experiment

-me, 2021

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things i’ve said (or has been said to me) in the past 24 hours that i think we all need to know

“Nanami isn’t actually a DILF but i’d be willing to make him one” - me (yes that means what you think it means)

“the one time i try to be nice to the weird girl in english, she reads furry my hero academia fanfiction next to me” -me

“just eat it like you’d eat pussy” -my best friend on jelly

“what great timing i was just reading jujutsu kaisen fanfics” -me

“i’m a sero kinnie, you’re a sero simp; i’m a bokuto kinnie, you’re an akaashi kinnie, i think we all see where this is going” -me

“notice me senpai, notice me” -me, 30 seconds ago

“sexy schmexy wolf man” -me, on shigure sohma

“hey, he’s a pedophile, but i can be a child” - me, on shigure... again

“how do you possibly have *this* many daddy issues? i’ve met your father, he’s very nice” -my best friend to me

“say I’m a herbo, and no one bats an eye, say i’m a joe kinnie, and society goes wild” -me

“but in reality i have the same personality type as tsukkishima” -“oh no”- “akutagawa” - “no” - “overhaul” - “ just stop” - “ and light” - “it’s the mass murder for me” -me and my friends on my personality type (i’m an INTJ)

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random Oikawa headcannons as things i’ve done because i’m projecting!

he likes baking usually but he also uses it as a coping mechanism for when he’s really stressed of angry

bonus points, his normal baked goods always turn out fine, but when he stress bakes it’s an absolute disaster, shells in the food, spilling everything, burning himself on the oven

he 100 percent either dresses very put together, or he wears the same hoodie and jeans for a week.

tries to look cute when he falls asleep in random places but instead looks absolutely horrendous

he thinks v-necks are *his* thing

people think he’s really dumb because he can’t do multiplication unless they’re both multiples of 5, like he’ll say that 5 x 4 is 16, but he’ll also know that 15 x 15 is 225 without missing a beat

you cannot tell me that he doesn’t have older sisters that are older by a lot, this man RADIATES youngest child energy

still uses wired headphones for the 2015 tumblr *aesthetic*

p.s. you cannot tell me that my friend isn’t an iwa kinnie when she hit me in the back of the head yesterday just like that unironicly

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ik ik i haven’t been very active here with my fics but i thought i would update y’all on everything.

first we have this watercolor dazai painting that i did legit an hour ago, i’m very proud of it

second, the first chapter of my Leopika fic is officially up, and will be updated every thursday (how to live(and die))

third, i spontaneously started a jean/marco fic that i’m hoping will be very long, i will update this every friday (dead man walking)

and finally, i will be closing my requests until after my exams are over, probably friday the 14th.

thank you all so much for your continued support!

xo, basil 🌿 🍄

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FUCK!

tumblr, you better watch your back because if you delete ONE MORE DRAFT,,, IM COMING FOR YOUR KNEECAPS!!!!

it was such a good draft to 😢😢😢 it was the cutest eren x reader fic and i had written like 1k words already :_(

speaking of. if you requested an eren x reader sfw fic, please send it in again, i have to many great ideas for it

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ok ok we all saw Tadashi’s reaction to Adam calling him his dog in the last ep so please enjoy this little bit i like to call,

SK8 the infinity character’s Kinks

all underage characters are aged up, think college age

Reki

role play, specifically with a maid and schoolgirl roles, and it doesn’t matter who’s who

exhibitionism, something about him never being in the spotlight at school or "S" makes me think that he wants to be the star in the bedroom, especially when he's subbing

pain, emotional and physical, there's nothing about this boy that would make anyone think that he doesn't like how much things sting

Langa

Food Kink, I've said it once, I'll say it 1000 times, this man wants to drench you in honey and lick it off of every. single. crevice

overstimulation, mainly receiving, but he's happy to watch his partner squirm from his touch.

Praise, we all know how Langa reacted when Reki praised him for landing a new trick, and he just wants that same sort of love in the bedroom as well

Cherry | Kaoru

dominance play, giving or receiving, this fine man just wants some definitive roles in his bedroom, so if you decide to Dom, you better make him cry out for you

bondage, Specifically, he loves tying up his partner if they're larger, like joe, because it lets him reverse their public personas.

edge play, once again he just wants something definitive in his bedroom, so if he's giving or receiving, he's not going to break easily

Joe | Kojiro

Piss kink, Don't ask me how I came to this conclusion, but I did, and now nothing can change my mind.

Spit play, same sort of reasoning as the piss kink, but in reality he just wants to draw everything from his partner, and this includes all the liquids

Praise, please, for the love of God, just tell this man that he's doing a good job, tell him how good he's making you feel.

Shadow

Praise, specifically about his character rather than performance, he loves being called a “good boy”

Being dominated, Specifically, i feel like he would hire a dominatrix

Mommy kink, something about this man just screams mommy issues

Tadashi

Pet kink, this needs no explanation

Degradation, having been with adam so long, he's started to enjoy being bossed around and reprimanded when he does something wrong

marking, he absolutely loves it when his partner (adam) leaves hickies where no one can admire them except him.

Adam

abduction kink, we were all thinking it

age play, I don't think this needs any sort of explanation

marking/branding, he doesn't care if you have a presentation the next day, he will leave marks anywhere and everywhere so that everyone knows who his partner belongs to

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this is from sarcasticshot on tik tok, but it just reminded me of everyone’s favorite, trans Reki, headcannons

:)

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hey if you have the time could you possibly do more trans masc Reki headcanons they’re very comforting!

absolutely! these are kinda difficult for me to come up with, but they come to me at the strangest times.

trans reki headcannons pt. 2!

much like there is the langa protection squad (LPS) to protect him from adam, Miya, Shadow, Cherry, Joe, and Langa make up the Reki protection squad to defend agains bigots.

while Joe is Reki’s inspiration for outward “manliness”, he looks to Cherry to learn how to be a kind man.

Cherry is fully aware of this fact and finds it absolutely heartwarming that reki sees him this way.

when Reki first discovered he was trans and started to change how he presented himself, he based his “manliness” on Shadow (“S” shadow, not the flower shop version)

this continued to base his persona on shadow, and then he met Cherry and Joe and they, without any discussion, decided to take him under their wing

through the mentorship of Cherry and Joe, Reki learned what truly makes him a man, which lead him to stop being an asshole and to chanel his emotions into healthy things, like skating and talking about them with others

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Hello it is me again, i previously requested the ‘Cuddling Langa hc’ and it was cute 🥺

I finished Banana Fish last October/November and i still haven’t recovered. :( Do you think you can do a sfw fic for when Ash gets a nightmare/flashback (idm it’s ur choice) and Eiji is there to comfort him?

oh, I don’t think any of us have recovered from banana fish. well... let’s cry together with this fic 😭

sorry that this is a little shorter than the other ones (no pun intended by pleasantly accepted)

word count: 465

content warning: none

“Ash” a voice that sounded like it was coming from some far-off place was calling for him. But he couldn’t go to that voice just yet, he had to fix the past so that he could live without fear.

The scene unfolding in front of him was one that he had been met within his sleep for the past few nights, a ten-year-old Ash sitting broken on the ground with Dino in front of him, offering him his hand.

It’s like he’s watching his life play out before his eyes, but he can’t do anything to change it, and he knows that he’s trapped. The blond wants to scream at his younger self and tell him that he’s worth more than he thinks and that he can stand up to those terrible men.

But nothing comes out. The scene just continues before him, unyielding to the pain that's now digging through his chest, threatening to break him once more.

But there it is again, that voice that’s traveling to him through some invisible veil. Familiar and comforting, and ash wants to go to the source. Suddenly, he’s being pulled away from his pain and past sorrows, to the person whose voice ash knows so well.

“Ash” the voice called to him again, but this time he could feel two delicate hands shaking his shoulders, “Ash wake up,” the voice says, more clearly now. The blond opens his eyes and the face that was the source of that comforting voice slowly comes into focus.

Eiji.

That’s the first thought that enters his mind as he unsuccessfully tries to slow his breathing. He can’t let Eiji see him like this, pupils like a pinpoint from fear, and his eyes lacking any recognition.

The look of terror on Ash’s face slowly starts to subside, but not enough. Eiji can’t stand that look on his face, the look of insurmountable pain from reminiscing on his past. The black-haired boy acts before he can think, the only thing in his mind is to soothe the pain of the person in front of him. He pulls Ash’s head into his chest, enveloping him despite his smaller stature.

“sshhhhhh” the black-haired boy says as he pulls him tighter against his chest “you here, with me; and I’m not going to let anyone hurt you” he continues “not ever again”

The blond starts crying, at first the tears silently rolling down his cheeks, then the downpour of salty tears coming without limits. Loud sobs begin erupting from Ash’s chest, the pain in every single one clear to Eiji.

“let it out Ash” the other boy continued “I’m so proud of you, and just know, I’ll always be here for you, whenever you call”

“we’ll show everyone that you’re more than your past, together”

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i can no longer make this joke because now i have all of black butler 😭😭😭

the barnes and noble employees watching me saunter into the store for the fifth day in a row to buy more volumes of black butler:

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~welcome~

most recent full-length fic: cherry blossom | Sakurayashiki Kaoru x fem! reader or on AO3

most recent short fic: Ash and Eiji After a Nightmare

currently working on: Leorio x Kurapika hospital AU

I wanna get to know y'all!

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current things in my life

anime: Spy x Family, Chainsaw Man, Evangelion

manga: toilet bound hanako-kun, case study of vanitas

books: TGCF 4, the cruel prince

shows: criminal minds

games: moonlighter, genshin impact, cupid parasite

songs: jump-bts, she's in the rain- the rose, angel of small death- hozier , motion sickness - pheobe bridgers, bang bang bang bang- sohodolls

comfort things: tuna onigiri, squishmallows, big hero six, Atlantis: the lost empire, houseplants, those bokuakakuroken headcanons on tik-tok

obsession: astronomy, enamel pins, watercolor, denki kaminari

fandom list:

haikyuu

sk8 the infinity

banana fish

my hero academia

attack on titan

black butler

hunter x hunter

horimiya

kakegururi

fruits basket

please, for the love of god, read my request rules and status before making one.

please also be aware of the character I don't write for

requests (4): open

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