I don’t blog donation posts from strangers. Please do not ask. Ghostie || Sprite Mom || Meme Queen || Understanding Life, Psych, and Art. Also, fluffy things. The human equivalent of a golden retriever. I swear, I thought it was fancy ham. If anything I reblog is Ai-generated, lmk so I can delete it ����
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by simplyghosting and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
482K
Likes Per Post
272K
Reblog Per Post
210K
Reply Per Post
499
Time Between Posts
34 minutes
Number of Posts By Type
Text
15
Photo
1
Audio
1
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr was attacked by a cross-site scripting worm deployed by the Internet troll group GNAA on Dec 3, 2012.
Text
I need to learn to season food because right now the way I do it an unsuspecting soul may call it booby trapped. Food is love? WRONG 💯 YEAR CAYENNE AND CHILI PEPPER CURSE 🚽🧻🧻🧻🧻
#ghost posts#does this also count as food poisoning?#I’m not good at measurements and i burn my mouth with tasting and#well tbh I need to start using recipes#but this is canned soup I’m trying to make edible so no recipe for that#hopefully once I start getting paychecks I can improve my cooking skills#since I can buy ingredients to work with and not feel guilty
1 note
·
View note
Text
“The first fact about the celebration of a birthday is that it is a way of affirming defiantly, and even flamboyantly, that it is a good thing to be alive.”
— G.K. Chesterton
#i appreciate this so much#bc I used to think birthday celebrations were pointless#but I was also really depressed and didn’t think much of being alive#not saying my enthusiasm is great even now#but at least I understand and I think the joy of it is beautiful
692 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Jewel Hair Mermaid Midge and Teresa (1995)
#I had the gold Barbie one!#barbie#man I miss this time for Barbie the designs were so out there but in a fun way
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Be completely humble and gentle, be patient, bearing with one another in love. - Ephesians 4:2
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
If anyone was wondering if the Duolingo ai is really that bad ...
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
55K notes
·
View notes
Text
adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
130K notes
·
View notes
Text
OH SHOOT ITS MERMAY
4 notes
·
View notes
Audio
Daydream upon Neverland - Birth by Sleep
314 notes
·
View notes
Text
texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)
sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)
38K notes
·
View notes
Text
I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
136K notes
·
View notes