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YES.

Want to recreate?

@nataliaroman0ff, @under0-0s, @clint-the-hawk-guy, Thor, Bruce/Hulk, @steve-rogers-language

Oh and of course a Loki. @timelineskeeper

I couldn't find a Bruce account even though i literally have interacted with one 😭 and... Thors... well iykyk

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uhh you ok.. mr iron man sir.. was the donut bad or somerhing

*pokes you with a stick* mr ironman stark sir uhh..

"Really, really good. Really good. Uh, just...hand me a stabilizer shot from the third drawer down the counter-"

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*gives you some shawarma*

Nods. Puts it in a microvave.

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"I got the memo on the new suit thing. And I did that....kind of" she said, bringing forward a helmet.

"But I also got distracted so I added an interface that could provide every possible outcome in seconds, essentially seeing into probability space and" she brought forward an odd looking glove.

"A kinetic storage glove. It's exactly like it sounds" she grinned.

"and before you ask. I did sleep two days ago"

"ANYWHO I also built-"

- @cursed-with-knowledge

Smirk, gently taking it in hand as if weighing it in his palm, eyes then taking it in calculatively.

"Very impressive. You know, for someone without a big promotion yet, you sure do take your job really damn seriously. We don't find that employee quality easily. So good work on that."

He then tilts his head, checking for resets and circuit panel, he didn't want something dearly worked on go to shit because of a liability defect.

"No, stop. First of all, good that I'm told so now I can finally assign you working hours. Secondly, I can't really blame you... I've done that myself too many times to preach anything, really."

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your cool

[hands you a donut] donut

Takes it.

"Thank you."

Bites it. Passes out from most sugar hit in the past 7 weeks.

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I’m gonna be 100% real here. Tony is my least favorite avenger 😭 it’s not that I hate him but he does irritate me more than any other avenger. He’s not bad but he is the worst if that makes sense

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Continues casually breaking a wall. For research, of course.

Iron Man 2 (2010) directed by Jon Favreau

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Well, this is just my composure slipping. No bid deal, I'll be back the same next Friday.

Quotes of “narcissistic” Tony Stark

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No, I am-

i bought a ticket to see ac/dc next thursday. because i’ve started listening their music after iron man 2 (2010).

the child in my heart genuinely cheered. i’ve always dreamt of hearing their music live. and reminisce about the early marvel days.

thanks for making my childhood a fucking blast.

“The truth is… I am Iron Man.”

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Ah, the ol' “I don’t hate him, but he’s my least favorite” approach. Love that.

Look, I’ve been called worse things by better people—some of them homicidal robots I built. You’re not wrong for feeling irritated. I am irritating. I’m also the guy who reverse-engineered alien tech overnight, snapped half the universe back into existence, and still managed to make the Avengers branding marginally cool.

You don’t have to like me. I didn’t get into this for the fan club. But you’re welcome for the whole still having a world to complain on Tumblr thing.

No hard feelings. Just don’t ask me for a suit when the sky starts falling.

-- Yours, irritatingly.

I’m gonna be 100% real here. Tony is my least favorite avenger 😭 it’s not that I hate him but he does irritate me more than any other avenger. He’s not bad but he is the worst if that makes sense

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i dont think the clone would want to go to her either

"I know right."

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would you ever clone yourself? if yes what would be the circumstances?

"Firstly, no. And if I had to, it would probably be for political security or to send him to Pepper because she just misses me so much. Honestly, can never let her have the real thing."

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Sounds about right.

Evil Tony clone: Shoot him! He's the clone!

Everyone, pointing the gun at the clone: the real Tony would never pass up the opportunity to die

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you have such a different singing voice from your talking voice

"Yeah, it differs from person to person. For some people it's the same."

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So.. uh.. not sure exactly what you meant by: "ALL INTERNS AND PEOPLE THAT NEED TO GET WORKING ON THIS RESPECTIVE TO THEIR DIVISION" with those suit blueprints..

I know I'm just an intern, but I may or may not have designed a whole Ironman suit 👀

So, uh here it is:

Hope you like it :D

"Good Job, kid."

FINAL PRINT

MK 87 “Star-Strider” Suit – Update Report

Overview:

The MK 87, aka Star-Strider, is Tony Stark’s latest deep-space-ready armor designed for high-radiation environments and stealth mobility beyond Earth’s orbit.

Key Upgrades:

Dual-Energy Systems: Integrates both repulsor and photon blast capabilities for versatile combat.

Stealth Panels: Reflective surfaces enable stealth mode in deep space.

Compact Mobility: Suit can condense into a portable backpack; deployable in under 3 seconds.

Lightweight Composite: Strong but lightweight for low-gravity missions; enhanced insulation keeps core temps regulated.

Back Thrusters + Extra Leg Boosters: For enhanced propulsion control during EVA maneuvers.

Glow Mapping: Embedded energy channels for visibility and diagnostics in zero-light conditions.

Designed in collaboration with: @squiglesquid , @shortlikerdj , Labs’ intern cohort, finalized and executed by Tony Stark.

Verdict: Tested. Approved. Orbit-ready.

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Hello Anthony

It so happened that we have major thunder today, and it won’t seem to stop anytime soon.

While I myself cannot do so, can you PLEASE TELL THOR TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE??? As much as most of us love lightning shows it cancelled MORE THAN A half of our plans for today and tomorrow. I’d be grateful if you’d do so.

Thank you, Anthony.

(Btw the whole Thor thing is a joke I’m sorry—)

"Well, he's point break. He's got a mean swing. I could advise him but I cannot risk being chokeslammed by another Odinson brother. Anyway. I'll let him know."

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was just casually scrolling down here and there’s someone on here who says that she hates your suit cuz it’s not even true to ur name

how do you feel about this

[hands you a microphone]

Tony takes the mic slowly, eyebrow raised, already unimpressed.

“Alright. First of all — congratulations to her for having the guts to insult a billion-dollar suit from behind a screen. That’s real bravery. I’m shaking in my nanotech.”

“Second — yeah, the intern did sketch the original draft. Bright kid. Sharp mind. I saw potential and gave them access to tech most people only dream of. You know what that’s called? Mentorship. You might want to Google it when you’re done rage-typing from your parents' basement.”

Tony steps back, gesturing vaguely with the mic.

“And this whole ‘not true to your name’ argument? Let me explain something simple, since apparently innovation is hard for some of you to grasp. I’m not chained to Iron. I evolved. I don’t just build suits anymore — I build the future. I don’t need my tech to be cute, nostalgic, or on-brand for your Pinterest board. I need it to save lives, survive wormholes, solar flares, and cosmic tantrums.”

Pause. Then he smiles, sharp and cold.

“But by all means, she can go ahead and build her own suit. When it collapses in orbit because she prioritized ‘aesthetic accuracy’ over performance, I’ll be sure to send flowers.”

“P.S. Tell her to spell my name right when she rants. It’s Stark. With a capital god complex.”