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Good morning! Yes I’m aware it’s 12 in the afternoon but I just woke up.

Just went downstairs to get my Amazon packages and it seems a podcast microphone was delivered to the wrong address. I’LL BE TAKING THAT! 🧟‍♀️ If the government is watching me, I’m totally kidding 👀 It’s just a joke.

I’ll take it as a sign from the universe that I’m supposed to start a podcast with my fellow sirens.

In honor of the Met Gala last night, I thought I’d share some of my favorite Karl Lagerfeld quotes. 🥹❤️

Real words of wisdom to live by.

Ciao, bitches.

Time to throw out those raggedy sweatpants of yours.

-The Sirens 🪷

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Well.. hello there.

It looks like you’ve stumbled upon our shitty attempt at a fashion and culture blog! WELCOME ❤️

We’re 3 women going through a quarter-life crisis, looking for something to give our lives meaning before we inevitably marry some rich white saggy ball-having man so we never have to work another day of our lives!

We don’t plan on revealing our identities (at least not right now) you’ll refer to us only as ‘the sirens’ 🪷 you know.. like the alluring seductive creatures from Greek mythology?

We have tons of ideas for this blog! A bookclub, beauty tips, our idiotic commentary on the latest fashion trends, celebrity gossip, music & film talk and so much more!

The sirens really look forward to speaking with whoever lands on our little blog! 😘 We hope to build a close-knit community of like-minded individuals. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!

Welcome again.. Thanks for stopping by

Ciao, Bitches.

-The Sirens 🪷

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• The 2023 Met Gala •

“Fashion’s biggest night of the year”

I’m in a bitchy mood, so let’s have a bitchy discussion about it.

Here goes nothing.. really though.

I wish I could be more enthusiastic but I haven’t cared about the Met Gala since 2015. Suddenly getting flashbacks of Rihanna in that spectacular Guo Pei number! The definition of iconic.

It’s 2023 and the name of the game is inclusivity. The Met Gala is the opposite of that when you really think about it, it’s one of the most exclusive events out there. The public gets a little red carpet show but we don’t get to see what really happens inside, what if it’s just a hotbed of absolute debauchery and we’re missing out? 😢

Doubtful seeing as Anna Wintour has had a stick up her ass since she came out of the womb and the whole purpose of the Met Gala is to raise money for various charities (Kind of a slay to be honest!)

Did any of the celebrities actually follow the theme this year? The answer is yes, for the most part. The theme of the met gala this year is ‘Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty’ obviously honoring the late, great designer, creative director, artist and photographer Karl Lagerfeld. Did you know he left £1.3 million to his beloved cat Choupette? How.. sweet?

I could get into why Karl Lagerfeld is thought of as an artistic visionary but I can’t be bothered and Google is free.

So let’s just get into my favorite picks of the night! I have to be honest there were many celebrities at this years Met Gala that I just couldn’t care less about and looking through each and every outfit was exhausting to say the least. Many were.. unremarkable.

Here we go—

1. Jared Leto dressed as Choupette, Karl’s beloved cat. The furries must be in heaven. The whole get-up made me laugh, the thing looks pretty realistic. I understand why people would want to join this mans cult. He’s hot and he’s got a good sense of humor. Fun. Great. Next..

2. Ava Max in custom Christian Siriano, she brought the drama I’ve desperately been craving. Also I’m a sucker for a beautiful headpiece. She looks positively radiant and angelic.

3. Dua Lipa in a white and black tweed ballgown from Chanel’s fall 1992 couture collection. “The girls that get it, get it and the girls that don’t, don’t.“ as they say. Every girl on the planet wants this dress in her closet.

4. Jenna Ortega in a custom Thom Browne ‘Wednesday’ inspired black corset dress. Outfits that lean more on the goth side tend to be incredibly cheesy looking or elegant and romantic, this dress is the latter.

(Honorable mentions: J.Lo, Kylie Jenner, Anne Hathaway, Madelyn Cline, Conan Gray, Vanessa Hudgens, Glenn Close, Lily Collins, Anitta, Brian Tyree Henry, Lila Moss, Anok Yai, Emily Ratajkowski) ..and Kim K, please try a different silhouette.. We get it! You’re curvy.

Writing is hard. Excuse my many grammatical and punctuation errors, I would try harder but I don’t want to.. Goodnight.

Ciao, bitches.

- The Sirens 🪷

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Haven’t you heard? Hot girls read. We’re intellectuals now 💁🏻‍♀️

I mean.. Don’t get me wrong, I love an airhead! Airhead friends are absolutely essential for having a good time or for getting into that exclusive club, because you know.. They’re almost always fucking someone who works in nightlife with connections across the city.

She might be an idiot with a touch of chlamydia but we love her 🥹❤️ 

Anyway I’m ranting, my apologies. We’re thinking of starting a little book club on here! We feel like it’s a great way to get a conversation going and form a community.

Stay tuned for posts regarding our first book pick! 😘

Ciao, bitches.

- The Sirens 🪷