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Masky: It's not just the makeup. It's you-! You look like a, a-!

Harley: What? I look like a what?

Toby: Whoa, you look like a hooker.

Harley: Ya think?

Masky: That is not a compliment, Harley.

Harley: From Toby? Totally is.

Toby: Hookers are hot~!

Harley: See?

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[Harley and Toby are arguing. Aspen is watching, concerned]

Harley: Usnavi, all night, you barely even danced with me-!

Toby: Don't make me laugh, I've been trying all night. You've been shaking your ass for like half of the Heights.

Harley: real nice.

Toby: You barely gave me a chance all evening!

Harley: What?

Toby: Do I get another dance?

Harley: I'm leaving-!

Toby: Vanessa-!

Aspen: Mom, Dad, pls don't fight...

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[Scratch and Harley getting into an argument]

Scratch: What did you ever sacrifice?

Harley: I gave everything. I gave my whole life.

Scratch, scoffing: you died in a hedonistic bender!

Harley: I'm not talking about my death, I'm talking about my life!

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Toby: Aspen, you take care of Jeff!

Aspen: Oooo-kay! [aims his gun at Jeff's head and Toby realizes what he's doing]

Toby: Nonono, don't shoot Jeff, just literally take care of him. 

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Hello! And welcome to my new blog!

This is a creepypasta blog, featuring the proxies primarily.

Now, a piece of lore is that Proxies have to die (or, nearly die) in order to be claimed by a boss. So, they typically either stay the age they died at, or choose an age they feel comfortable at.

While there will be cameos of others in any writing I may post, the characters listed below will be the main focus of the blog.

Characters:

Scratch - she/her, born 1967. Physically around 42.

Masky - he/him, born 1973. Physically 35.

Hoodie - he/him, born 1974. Physically 33.

Harley - she/her, born 1984. Physically 21.

Toby - he/him, born 1990. Physically 27.

Aspen - he/it, born 2000. Physically 14.