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I don't need weed, I have

✨ the dissociative haze ✨

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I had this dream one time where I was standing in the middle of a crowd of people and I made this joke that was so funny that I literally laughed at it for like 20 minutes even though no one else was laughing. I woke up STILL LAUGHING

Anyway, I have no idea what it was now

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This post is what I think of when I hear redpill and far right men saying things like "good, traditional women don't exist anymore." Like dude, have you opened your eyes? There's a massive move toward traditionalism and modesty right now. YOU'RE sad because those 'good, traditional women' don't want a man who does literally nothing but sit inside his house and watch porn. And I know that many women who are in the trad community are often conservative and stuck in purity culture, and having grown up in the church, fuck that. But don't you think it says something that even the women who have been raised by the church to believe that their sole purpose is to support a man and have his children and cook and clean, even those women want nothing to do with you. Like brother, take a goddamn note. Have a single moment of reflection outside of yourself. Go upstairs and help your mom do the dishes.

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I think I have a spider that lives in my car because every time I get in to drive, there's at least a couple more strings of web. I have never seen this spider, but we have an unspoken deal that they are allowed to remain in my car as long as they never make themself known while I'm in the midst of driving. I like to think they have places to be and I'm the occasional spider taxi. Either way, I feel like we've developed some kind of unspoken bond at this point, and I kinda hope I get to meet my little guy someday.

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Could we bring back reality shifting? Because I genuinely feel like I must've gone down some weird alleyway in 2019 and ended up in the wrong timeline and I would like to get back now please. I am not having a good time.

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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

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would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time

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This feels like a 400 mg edible situation waiting to happen.

the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Why is it that going to sleep at 2 AM and waking up at 8 AM is so different from going to sleep at 12 AM and waking up at 6AM? Why can't my body just process hours of sleep equally? Do you KNOW how productive I could be if I could just have 14 30-minute naps a day and be good with that?? I could run the fucking world. I would mini-sleep my way to success and no one would be able to stop me.

In conclusion, abolish the circadian rhythm, it sucks and I don't like it. It's time to evolve past that shit.

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this post but with gravity falls because it's pride month

and also just. why not.

anyways. that is all. happy pride!!!

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See, I think there's a confusion when people are trying to understand what nonbinary means "as a gender" because they're thinking about it as one singular binary third gender when it's actually indicative of any and every gender outside of the binary. My pronouns are they/them plural, because my gender is the nebulous combination of every gender. It is unfathomable, unknowable, it is everywhere and everything. My gender is simultaneously a little rat in the cabinet eating cheese out of a tiny top hat and the month-old bottle of dr. pepper sitting under a train station platform. Externally, I may look like I have one gender, but like a Portuguese man o' war, my gender is a colony of many different organisms all working together like twenty possums hiding in a trench coat to get into the movie theatre. It is cryptic and Lovecraftian, but only by the nature of its vast and everchanging form, because from what the scientists could deduce, it is largely benevolent.

But yeah, if you wanna just call me by the first pronoun that comes to mind, that's also fine, I don't really care.