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Fav Colour: Dark read

Last Song: Under Pressure - Queen, David Bowie

Currently watching: Bridgerton

Currently reading: Crucible - Arthur Miller

Currently Craving: Brownies

Coffee or Tea: both! Iced Coffee and Chai tea :)

Tags: @justyourtypicalwriter & @miizufaye

get to know your mutuals

thank u for the tag my darling @ricochetyears

favorite color: prob green but I find it so hard to choose just one?😭

last song: alien blues by vundabar (I'm reading not another band au and OBSESSED w them)

currently reading: sunrise on the reaping (book) + not another band au & pathological people pleaser (fics). I can never read just one thing at a time lol it's a problem

currently watching: buffy + (re) watching grey's anatomy (also watched overcompensating last weekend and it was so GOOD)

currently craving: always smth sweet for my bad sweet tooth, but also maybe some pizza? Idk just anything with lots of melted cheese in it

coffee or tea: coffee forever. any time. any day.

no pressure tags!: @queermoons @dutifullynervouscreation @littlejumpingjoan @stellaskeketon @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @meremythos @deswhomst

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Just a regular everyday normal mf

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hii so most of you guys know about how my activeness of tumblr is sporadic at best but i have been seeing a few things floating around that i quickly want to just address.

Lately, i have been seeing A LOT of racism & ableism floating around this space and around several of my mutuals. Some of these are around headcanons or are just really...interesting opinions.

I would like to preface this by saying that I don't want any involvement in any of this, but I also do not tolerate any sort of ableism or racism or any other sort of degrading rubbish. Especially since my blog is dedicated to headcanons that are sometimes seen as 'niche' and is open to ANYONE who wants to share their (respectful) headcanons.

My space is and always will be respectful and I know that there is a vast majority of diverse people within this community and stuff like this can be harmful.

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Kenny’s the type of person to say “I know a place” and take you to either the most breathtaking view on the mountains or to a really sketchy alleyway where there's a street vendor selling 'blessed, enchanted succulent plants that'll give you 100 years luck' to impress you

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Reblog and tell me your fav South Park headcanon and why you hc it!! :)

I’ll share mine first: I love the headcanon that cartman carries around those little party snaps and throws them at people to get their attention instead of just talking to them like a normal person.

YOUR TURN!!

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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG OMG?? this is what i got!! :)

i think this suits me!! My close friends and mutuals are everything to me!! and I'd like to say I'm pretty empathetic :)

AND OFCCC HONESTY IS KEY!!

(we're on the same team Volta !!!😊 THANKS FOR THE TAG!!)

I'd like to tag (no pressure !!) :

@justyourtypicalwriter @things-stankyle-probably-said @basilsnotemo

found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

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just like a random fic rec since I’ve gotten a few requests

So obviously there’s The Scenic Route by Courtaine which is THE roadtrip fic

And then there’s also Is It You or the Food I’m Allergic To? By Meepleep which is also worth reading :)

omfg I am being so fr with everyone when I say I THRIVE on South Park roadtrip fics

fighting over the aux? SOLD

everyone rethinking inviting Cartman on the ten hour drive? SOLD

There being a really bad fight during the trip that makes it awkward for a while? SOLDDDD

slow burn relationship that finally boils over? SOLDDD

unexpected friendships?? SOLDDD

anyways yes I am totally normal about this

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LMAO THE WAY THIS FIC IS WHAT INSPIRED MY POST TOO

omfg I am being so fr with everyone when I say I THRIVE on South Park roadtrip fics

fighting over the aux? SOLD

everyone rethinking inviting Cartman on the ten hour drive? SOLD

There being a really bad fight during the trip that makes it awkward for a while? SOLDDDD

slow burn relationship that finally boils over? SOLDDD

unexpected friendships?? SOLDDD

anyways yes I am totally normal about this

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omfg I am being so fr with everyone when I say I THRIVE on South Park roadtrip fics

fighting over the aux? SOLD

everyone rethinking inviting Cartman on the ten hour drive? SOLD

There being a really bad fight during the trip that makes it awkward for a while? SOLDDDD

slow burn relationship that finally boils over? SOLDDD

unexpected friendships?? SOLDDD

anyways yes I am totally normal about this

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Thank you for the tag Volta!! :)

1. Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

2. Wildflower and Barley - Hozier & Allison Russell

3. Your Best American Girl - Mitski

@justyourtypicalwriter @miizufaye and anyone else that wants to join in :)))

MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

reblog this with 3 songs:

the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)

your current favourite song

a song of your choice

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mine:

its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele

trastevere - måneskin

nevermore - queen

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tagggzzzz: (np ofc) @heartstopper-lover123 @s0lit4ir3 @ali-da-demon @vicwritesfic @skeelly @charliethinks @tori-my-love @chronic-skeptic @toulouseradiosilence @stewpid-soup @nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @pessimistic-gh0st @theshyqueergirl @crowleybrekkers @a-bowl-of-soop @frogfairy444 @robinheaney12 @fairyghostgirlgaming @thatsawesomedontyouthink @venusplanetoflove2 @thelovelyvie @abookishshade @spir4nts-lun4r @i-have-no-idea-111 @kit-the-queer @a-wondering-thought @scatteredraysofhope @coco6420 @softlyunbreakable @givennnnnn @far-beyond-saving @darling-im-wonderstruck @heartstoppernerdsstuff @nonbinary-idiot-obviously @rebelrobinrules1984 @daydream-of-a-wallflower @leonine-elizer @angel-devil-star and anyone else who wants to join!!

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AAA JUST SAW YOUR POST - Okay so I’m curious but do you have any highschool hcs for like Nichole and Jimmy ?? Would love to see your takes (for inspiration too!!) 😫🙏

oh my god no one talk to me I had answered this ask but accidentally deleted ALL OF IT WITHOUT SAVING so im currently crying and I lost a few points but um anyways

I love Jimmy and Nichole they are SO criminally underrated

Also anything for my bestie Volta 😛

These are also lowkey all over the place but its fineee

Nichole:

Colour codes all her binders and tabs and notebooks

Has the cutest locker with a mirror and Polaroids of her with friends.

A BEAST at board games and has a crippling board game collection addiction. Also heavily into D&D and owns several sets of collectors dice

I feel like she’d be into cosplay I SEE IT BUT IDK IF ANYONE ELSE DOES

She would like shape her Afro buns into cute shapes like stars or hearts and on spirit days, she’d use hair chalk to tint them in fun colours

She would give the BEST advice and always stays level headed. She’s practically the go to therapist for the girls

Smells like cinnamon and coffee

She uses SO MUCH cinnamon when she’s baking and it’s so strong but she’s consumed so much of it that she’s desensitised and regularly has to buy more bottles a week.

Has the best stationary and she’d write those really neat and concise highlighted cursive notes that people BEG her for

I feel like she’d be sarcastic with her close friends and its always unexpected so it always lands so well

Adds beads to her shoelaces

She ADORES the carnival and her favourite ride is the Ferris wheel

She’d study into the field of Biology

She’s the one that makes the PowerPoints to present the girls trips to the other girls when they plan to vacation.

Jimmy:

During spirit day or on Christmas, he wraps lights around his crutches

He goes ALL OUT for spirit days in terms of how extravagant he dresses.

He visits the library so frequently to write his journalism articles that the library staff knows him and love him and Jimmy LOVES charming them.

Teases the hell out of Clyde (I mean what’s new) and teams up with Craig to do so.

He makes embarrassing custom shirts for the rest of the gang when they go on some sort of vacation.

He loves bullying substitute teachers. Like, if you’re in a class with Jimmy and a sub, you’re in for some front seat cinema

Jimmy loves writing dumb shit on the bathroom stall walls

He judges the high school talent show in senior because he won every other year with his acts so the teachers let him judge.

Can fence ????

Hits the back of Clyde’s knees with his crutch when he’s bored

He’s wear one of those shirts with a suit printed onto it AT LEAST once in his life (wore it to junior prom)

He and Tolkien are lowkey gossips and have their own friendship/bond

Has everyone’s numbers and contact detail for some reason?? Even if they never gave it to him??

Has SO much blackmail on anyone. Will constantly pull up photos of Stan PEAK goth era (which Stan thought was lost media) to immediately humble him when the two friend groups are arguing. He’s still friends with everyone though.

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Ummmmm soo YUH all done 🥳 I literally love Nichole and jimmy and im lowkey emo cause I lost a few good headcanons from my first draft but hopefully these are agreeable too!!

Thank you SO MUCH for the ask Volta!!! <3 I BETTER SEE YOU IN MY INBOX AGAIN 😡 I also did not reread any of this so hopefully its legible loll

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Hiii it’s my annoying ass again✨

You should totally tell us what you think about Cryle and and any headcanons about them that you have (can we tell I have a problem lmfaoo💀)

OMGOMG HIII ITS SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU!! you’re not annoying at all I promise 🤞 I actually get super hyped whenever I get an ask so thank you!!

Okay so Cryle was actually the first ever South Park ship I got into. I was OBSESSED with them both and I vividly remember crying to Swansong by Orcatimes when I first read it (would TOTALLY recommend it is SOOO GOOD).

I think they’re a super neat dynamic but I also think it’s rare to see them be portrayed accurately. Like im all for au’s and bending character but it does get to a point where some people squash them into a feminine/masculine role and completely erase the complexities of characters. Like my best way to describe it would be when Kyle is written as a sassy, bratty co-dependent character who can only be ‘controlled’ by Craig who is often ‘abusive’. It just is an ick for me and I tend to stray away.

This doesn’t mean I hate dynamics, not at all!! I personally love reading cheesy high school cryle where they’re both so painfully emotionally constipated or a well done enemies to lovers too.

But like overall Cryle does hold a special place in my heart and I get thrilled when im reading fics and they’re a side pair.

Headcanons wise I am pretty basic for them 😭 like

I LOVE space geek Craig.

Craig and Kyle getting closer because Ike and Tricia are best friends (I love them pls)

Stan and Craig finding common ground because Kyle is Stan’s SBF and Craig is his partner so they kind of have to

The both of them being so hilariously competitive against each other for the most stupidest things. Game night with them turns into a war zone.

Their kids would think Craig is ‘good cop’ and more lenient and would try and misbehave but Craig immediately catches them before they can even think about misbehaving

These are like my most obvious ones but lmk if you’d be interested in a more in depth post!! Thank you sm for your ask and please literally don’t hesitate to send another one 😭

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domestic South Park headcanons maybe?

Hi Anon!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!

Okay so I’m just listing characters and random ass headcanons because there is no way to organise my brain lmaoo

This is when they’re college aged so all moved out into dorms/houses and the whole shabang

Kyle:

He is either an ICE COLD SHOWER type of person or a SCALDING HOT SHOWER typer of person. Absolutely no in between.

absolutely LOATHES ikea furniture. When he gets new furniture for his dorm, it takes him an entire day to put a bookshelf together because the instructions are just pictures and it drives him nuts and he has to like FaceTime five people and it’s a conjoined effort to get the bookshelf up.

Since he has thick hair and I hc him to be a headphone user, he constantly goes through the crisis of trying to wear them over his hair.

only ever invests in those chargeable vacuums because one time when he was vacuuming near a staircase, he tripped over the cord and fell and ate shit on the stairs. The thing bruised the most was his ego and his sanity 💔

Since his dad is a lawyer, he learned how to tie a tie when he was younger so he is the one that ties his friends ties when they’re going out for a formal event and it drives him nuts.

He takes handwritten notes during his lectures and then spends hours transferring them to his laptop

He hates people who wear sunglasses inside

He used to hate having any kind of facial hair but someone told him he has babyface once and now he only maintenance shaves.

Stan:

Does dog walking as a side hustle but gets WAYYY too attached to the dogs he walks for an hour.

He’s like one of those people that ALWAYS HAVE SOCKS ON like Kyle has known him from like basically birth and he’s seen Stan’s feet like twice.

Has one of those mini basketball hoop things in his room but he lost the small ball that came with it like the day he got it and so he just tosses random items in there when he’s bored because why not and he’s also our #1 boyfailure so

He was one of those small babies who had a really big ego. Like when he was an infant he had the BIGGEST ego. Baby Stan had BEEF with baby Kyle because Kyle started walking first and got all the attention which bruised Stan’s ego so he in turn intentionally crawled himself off a table for the attention. He still has a small scar on his forehead to prove it (Sharon makes fun of him but Stan can’t remember cause he was an infant so its really funny)

Would sticker-ify EVERTHING. His water bottle, laptop, phone case etc. literally anything he can get his hands on.

LOATHES doing the dishes because he hates it when water runs down his arms.

Records his lectures and his ‘study’ is just listening to the recordings over and over again

Kenny:

Would love the minions movie. Like unironically don’t ask me why but I feel like he would get really strong cuteness aggression when he sees minions 😭

Would try busking at least once in his life but with a harmonica and he would just play Billy Joel on repeat.

Babysits the neighbours kids and is a favourite and ends up driving carpool for all his mom friend’s kids.

He has like iron scorch marks on a bunch of his clothes cause he consistently leaves the iron on and gets distracted and because he has an addiction to those iron on patches and he never reads the instructions and leaves them under the iron for too long.

He would absolutely have a random stop sign in his room.

When he moves for college, he hates not being close to Karen and Kevin so he makes sure to invite them over regularly and spends the entire day cleaning because he wants to impress them😭

Cartman:

Makes those insane and probably toxic breakfast burritos and has caused several communal kitchen microwave incidents.

For some reason, I feel like he would be the type to get his own everything. Like if Kenny, Stan, and Kyle share one toaster, Cartman just has his own. He even has his own shelf in the fridge lmaoo. But yes he would get his own appliances and even a doormat for his room in the dorm and he would get so mad if anyone even breathed near his personal items.

Always takes the aux no matter who’s car it is. You’ll literally have to pry it out of his cold dead hands.

Is a DEVOTED belieber. Also a diehard 1D fan and literally mourned when Liam Payne died. He was truly manifesting the 1D reunion.

Fell for the TikTok shifting era and sweared by it and now goes around and denies it ever happened

Has a sims 4 version of everyone and uses the sims as a coping mechanism instead of just murder (😭 the pool death method…)

Also just owns a golf cart he drives around college campus that he claims is a medical aid

I just KNOW the campus underpaid barista hates to see him come in.

Pays a random high schooler to sneak into his college lectures and write down notes for him.

These are really random and not really COMPLETE but I think a lot of these can stem off into other ideas. I’m also writing these half asleep and with a finicky keyboard that has a five second lag 💔 I was also going to include more characters and potentially ships (rarepairs hate to see me coming) but I think ill dedicate another post to that. Anyways, it is SO refreshing to write these headcanons again after lowkey abandoning tumblr for weeks at a time. Thank you to all the people who stayed and have been super supportive I love you all 😭

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I think baby by Justin Bieber shuffle playing on my Spotify while I’m writing South Park headcanons is peak chaos literally what is my life and why has it come to this moment

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Is there any specific headcanon topics any of you guys want me to come up with?? The rivers of my brains have ran dry and I am itching to have a niche South Park topic/ship/opinion to expand on!! You can comment or reblog or send me an ask!! Anything is appreciated 🤞🩷

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OH MY GOD MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN NICHOLE 🩷🩷 and Kyle too ig 😒 (JKJK I LOVE THEM BOTH) I’m actually crying Kyle looks like howl from howls moving castle and the way Kyle is looking at Nichole?? UGHHH RELATIONSHIP GOALS

High Elf King and Nymph Nichole for @sp-by-april :> !!!