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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

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Whoever made me, be it god or some other deity out there, has a sense of humor because I have long canine teeth and they're the most perfect little fangs to match my goth aesthetic, but I also have buck teeth with a gap in them so instead of slaying as a goth boi I look like vampire SpongeBob. 🤦🏻 I could've been cool but they had to add the damn buck teeth too so now I look mad stupid!

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My first week of Pride Month 2025 is not a vibe. I have a massive cavity in one of my teeth and it's starting to hurt, I have to go get it filled on Wednesday, and then I have to go with my dad to his chemo appointment on Friday. I medically cannot slay this week! 😭

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I swear by my next birthday my hair is going to go from an almost black dark red to fucking gray because my dad is stupid as all hell! So he had a biopsy today and we went to go get lunch afterwards and someone had called him using our bank's phone number and my dad's phone has a feature that tells him where someone is calling from, and the dude was calling from Vermont, not somewhere our bank has a location at. And he picked up anyways and this dude tells him he's from our bank's fraud department and there's been suspicious activity on his account and he needed some information. My dad gave this guy his debit card number, pin number, passwords, and bank balance then had to hang up for some reason. Then he called the number back and the scammer used the phone number of our actual bank so our real bank picked up and told him he just been scammed and willingly gave the scammer all of his bank info and so this really nice lady walked him through his account transactions to see if any damage was done, turns out some other asshole a week ago spent over half his money on cryptocurrency. We're already broke! We do not need this shit but yet before my dad could think to verify shit, he just hands everything over! And he can't even blame it on medications because they didn't put him to sleep! He was wide awake! Fully functioning! We're barely making ends meet on disability checks and food stamps! My dad is stressing me out! Thank the gods my grandparents are offering to pay for cosmetology school because my dad just fucked our finances! And I'm not sure if I'm even going to get college money because the aunt that tried to get my family to disown me is visiting again and it took a week to get my grandparents to even consider talking to me. I know she's going to do something again because she's a greedy ass bitch. She outed me to my grandparents in an attempt to get me off the will and life insurance so she can get more money.

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I'm so broke I legit have nightmares that I spent money.

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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I'm Italian, I don't use oujia boards. I use Luigi boards. 🤌🏻

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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My Dad: *constantly bullies me for being trans* *will not use my chosen names or pronouns*

Also My Dad: Here's one of my phones I accidentally broke, you can have it to play games on.

Me: Ok. *goes to clean out the phone and finds several tabs on his Google of trans smut on a fanfic sight* ......... HUH?!

I'm not joking. I'd share the photo evidence but I don't think I can and still be within Tumblr guidelines. If I had a nickel for every time I went through my parent's old devices and found the nastiest smut available I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but my mom had an infamous Shrek smut book on her kindle and I found out when looking through it a week after her funeral.

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I know she has legs but I drew Lagoona Blue for MerMay. She's a sea monster so in my mind she counts!

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So I'm playing through the first Monster High game again and the character customization was really bad (the game was made in 2011 according to the copywrite screen when booting up the game) so I decided randomly to turn it into a creativity exercise where I make a character for each available monster species then draw my version of the character I made. There's only 6 monsters to chose from, 2 outfits, 3 faces each, 3 colors each, and 3 hairstyles each so like I said, very bad customization. I drew two today: the gorgon and werewolf.

My gorgon is named Mindy and she's a friendly and calm ghoul that just likes plants and wearing modernized ancient Greek clothing with a bunch of golden snake accessories. Also why does the game make the characters look so mean? 😭 It's kinda scary to me ngl.

And my werewolf is Barbra a boho chic werewolf. She likes to make her own clothes and beaded accessories, and her favorite color is blue.

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I stayed up until 4 in the morning to download new games onto my Xbox that I got handed down to me by my dad who got himself a new Xbox and I just went to go play them and my glasses fell apart on me. 🥲 I'm nearsighted with severe astigmatism! I can barely see my own phone! Why is my luck this shitty?! 😭 I'm about to see if my prescription sunglasses might help because I really really wanna play Spyro!

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Me After Finding a New Hyperfixation Last Week: This week couldn't get any better!

Doctor Who: *releases a cartoon goober that is very charming and inspired by my favorite cartoonists from the 1940's*

Me: TWO HYPERFIXATIONS IN ONE WEEK?! MY BRAIN'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!

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sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

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Me: *stays up all night because the moon and two stars are supposed to make a smiley face at 4:30 this morning* I can't wait to see this!

The Weather 45 Minutes Before the Smiley Is Supposed to Happen: Now would be an excellent time for some heavy rain! 😃👍🏻

Me: WHY?!?!?!

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Me: *applies for art school*

Art School: You fail and AI's a thing now.

Me: Dammit! *applies for an education degree*

Department of Education: *no longer exists*

Me: Dammit!

The Last College In My Area that's Cheap: Y'know cosmetology never goes out of business.

Me: Well I am good at fashion. You'll have to do.

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While everyone's outraged over the price of the Switch 2, I just want to jump in as a console modder to give y'all a heads up about potential problems the new system might have. The first thing people noticed about the system is the joy cons being magnetic and attach to the system on tiny pieces of plastic. Those will most definitely break because you can't have plastic that size that won't be brittle and break off which renders the console unplayable in handheld mode. Granted, there might be ways to replace those pieces but the Switch is very complex in the shell. There are a ton of screws and pieces to take out, and likely this will be the case with the Switch 2. Another issue I've noticed is they are confirmed to have bigger batteries. Nintendo batteries ever since the 3DS were made poorly. I've had one nearly combust and it broke the shell of my 3DS XL console and put a glitch in the bottom screen which renders games unplayable for me because I'm colorblind and the color change glitch the swelled battery caused makes the screen appear a lot darker to me which is a shame given I used that console to play the Art Academy series. The Switch's battery is preserved by the cooling mechanism and those are designed to break after a few years and combined with the poor ventilation of the console batteries will overheat and go bad. While I haven't had one swell like the 3DS consoles, this is still a fire hazard as they are lithium batteries. And a much bigger battery with this cooling system, this is a serious fire hazard as you have a higher chance of the batteries going up in flames or worse, swelling and exploding everywhere as they go up in flames which can set entire houses and people on fire. And Nintendo confirmed that these bigger batteries are worse than the original Switch system's battery. So before you make the decision to buy the console (I personally won't unless Pokémon or Story of Seasons make exclusive games for it and so far they're not as the original Switch will be kept but Pokémon Z-A will have bonus content for Switch 2 players), please keep in mind you're paying double for a worse version of the original Switch.

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So yesterday a huge tornado ripped through my local area, it's even on national news because it was spotted in a nearby city about 20 minutes away from me, and right now there's a severe thunderstorm and I went to my town group chat on Facebook to see how bad it is (I just got home a few minutes ago from Little Rock, Arkansas because my dad is undergoing another round of chemo treatments that we luckily don't have to move for this time) and a lady legit asked why Domino's Pizza wasn't answering their phone and someone in the comments of her post said they didn't answer yesterday either. Yo why the fuck you trying to order a pizza in this weather?! And more importantly, who the hell tried to order a pizza in the middle of a fucking tornado?!