sketchykurmet
sketchykurmet
Sketchy Kurmet
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sketchykurmet 9 months ago
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One of the most funny yet infuriating tropes in Sci-fi and Fantasy is when characters refuse to believe the weird and unusual thing that is happening, even though they deal with weird and unusual things on the daily.
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sketchykurmet 10 months ago
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Sherlock's Neurodiversity
I know in the Sherlock&Co fandom we usually focus on Sherlock's ADHD and Autism but he has alot more then that, here they are and what they mean.
ADHD-Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder
ASD-Autism spectrum disorder
SPD-Sensory processing disorder
DMDD-Disruptive mood dysregulation disorder
ODD-Oppositional defiant disorder
DID-Dissociative identity disorder
Insomnia- A disorder that can make it hard to fall asleep or stay asleep.
Megalomaniac-A person who has an聽obsessive desire for power.
Our boy really is going above and beyond and we stan him for doing it so well.
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Does anyone else think that Pedro Pascal would make a good Batman
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Spock when his life is in danger: Please do not try and rescue me. Its is illogical. My life is not worth the lives of the crew. The mission comes first.
Spock when other people's (Kirk) lives are in danger: WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD DIE. FUCK THE MISSION. HANG ON IM GOING TO SAVE YOU WEATHER YOU WANT ME TO OR NOT.
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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I have recently learnt that vulcans can get drunk off chocolate.
Now all I can think of us the crew relentlessly trying to trick him into eating some to see him drunk.
Its wouldn't work as Spock see through there tricks but what if the crew gets sad and so he eats some just to appease them.
IMAGINE KIRK DEALING WITH A DRUNK SPOCK!!!!!
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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I love in Star Trek SNW Spock is always sent out to negotiate with the Klingons.
Like why??????
Is it becouse he has a strong alchol tolerance so he can out drink them. And they admire that so much that they come to an agreement purely becouse this weird Vulcan can out drink then all and is a funny drunk.
Imagine him dreading meeting with Klingons not becosue things could go wrong but becouse he knows he's going to get absolutely shitfaced, and have the worst hangover of his life becosue the nogotiations are really just a drinking contest.
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Star Trek SNW having a fucking musical episode is the most Star Trek thing I can think off.
Why is everyone so good at singing????
Is that a think that the director kept in mind while casting????
Legends. All of them
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Spock is so real in star Trek SNW because apon realizing he's human in S2 E5 he just drops and F bomb. Like bro same that was my reaction to.
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Do you think that Spock ever falls asleep at his desk.
Like imagine after staying up far to late in his science room he just...falls asleep.
And the next morning Kirk or whoever's that captain at the time (like Pike) is searching for him.
And they check his lab and he's all curled up on his desk fast asleep.
I think thats adorable
IMAGINE THEM PUTTING A BLANKET ON HIM AND LETTING HIM REST FOR THE DAY!!!
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Kylie Minogue: I love and support you and your people
The captain: You mean the forces right
Kylie:...
Cap: You mean the forces...right?
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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God I love that the captain favourite word is Fabulous, it work soo well.
Like when did he first hear it and go...yes
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Captain, upon meeting Kylie Minogue.
I dont know why...but I feel like i vibe with her energy...its...fabulous.
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THE FUNNIEST EPOSODE OF GHOSTS WOULD BE THE FUCKING COMEDY SPECIAL!!!!!!!
AS AN AUSTRALIAN I FUCKING DIED WATCHING THEM DISCUSS KYLIE MINOGUES ETHNICITY
ROBIN: WHATS WRING WITH HER ACCENT
FANNY: SHE AUSTRLIAN
ROBIN: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
FANNY: SHES FROM AUSTRALIA
ROBIN: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
FANNY: WE SHOULD HIDE THE SILVER WEAR
USUALLY I HATE AUSTRLIAN STEREOTYPES IN MEDIA BUT FUCK IF GHOSTS DIDNT GET IT RIGHT ON
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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God I love Kittys and Caps relationship,
Cap just sore this neorodivergent child and was like...MINE
To him not telling her Santa Claus wasn't real to him spending the day doing nothing together and making up songs about clouds.
The thing that got me the most thou was when Kitty was thinking of all the good times she had with her family she pictured her father as captain.
Bless this Gay Captain and Neorodivergent Lady.
HE PLAYED A PART IN HIS KIDS CHRISTMAS PLAY
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sketchykurmet 1 year ago
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Imagine if the Captain had a gun. Like in stead of the stick thingy Havers gave him a gun. Or he got a gun when he orginally wanted one. HE WOULD SHOOT EVERYONE. It would be great. Or maybe he wouldn't and refuse to use it unless of an emergency. Or his definitaion of emergancy. PUT THE BLASTED WAR DOCUMENTARY ON OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHOOT YOU DEAD.
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sketchykurmet 2 years ago
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Star Treck Strange New Worlds is great becouse Spock was left in charge for less then one day and fucking stole the ship, like bro you the smart one??? And you just stole it???
Fucking legend
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sketchykurmet 2 years ago
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One of my all time favorite unhinged moment of bbc Ghosts is S3 E4 when the ghosts suspect Franny of smashing someone but they dont know who.
Robin-it must be somone in this room
Kitty- or the captain
Ghosts-...
Robin- someone in this room
Like bro this moment had me laughing my ass off christ.
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