skiencefornumpties
skiencefornumpties
The Life of a Natural Scientist
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skiencefornumpties · 5 months ago
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Need this as my ringtone
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skiencefornumpties · 1 year ago
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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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Options: buy a really expensive drink or die of thirst. I may as well just die of thirst...
Guest NatSci is unimpressed with the brewery
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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Our Giant Thermodynamics Problem
Sorcerer!Eleven: Can I expand as a gas?
DM!Tutor: Only if someone heats you...
Rogue!Eight: You can only change T, not n or k!
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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I'll slap you into a fractal dimension!
We're at the point of hallucinating the Mandelbrot set (Four)
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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The doorknob is dripping!
Nine shouldn't quit their day job to become a gingerbread house artist
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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Toten Arduino
Silence.
Three: Nein.
Four: Why did you just say "nein"?
Three: Because I'm singing Rammstein in my head.
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skiencefornumpties · 7 years ago
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We've been out the house less than a minute, and already you're aggro-ing a bin...
Seven has no desire to umpire Four's fight
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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Rondor - the crackship has sailed!
Scientists Playing DnD - Druid!Seven absolutely does not ship Wizard!Fourteen and Sorcerer!Eleven
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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There aren't many people here... it's a Maths extinction event!
The harrowing "9am Maths Session" Extinction Event (Eight)
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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I will eat saag paneer until I am spherical!
This Open Day is even making the tutors hungry
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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How many drugs would you need to hotbox the UnderDark?
Scientists Playing DnD - Paladin!Three planning to relax the drow
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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Come on! Spin butt-rope!
Scientists Playing DnD - Paladin!Three trying to convince Druid!Seven to be a spid-spod
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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Pengness is in the eye of the beholder.
Scientists Playing DnD - Scout!Twelve dispensing wisdom
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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Life, The Universe, and Maths
Thirteen: What the actual hell, there are imaginary numbers in this exam...
Chemist: What, like 42?
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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I didn't realise that the finer points of lad etiquette included sandwich terminology...
Nineteen, weighing in on the toastie/sandwich debate
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skiencefornumpties · 8 years ago
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But is it a lawful lap-dance?
Scientists playing DnD - DM!Fourteen making sure that the dancers were using their profit to get schooling, to protect the Knight’s Code
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