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Striving for World Domination. Dictatorship.We take no "L's" and give no "F's".We are run by 3 Sirs and 2 Madames. The Elite Five.
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#animal farm#literature#writing#reading#publishing#editing#book#george orwell#jor jor well#jorj orwel
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yeah like we took over italy once and overthrew the pope from the vatican it was so easy
It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.
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FINALLY.
I just wanted to post something i made
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This was Madame Lily's dream!
My friend asked to copy down the blurb of my book and proceeded to write it in permanent marker on the cover of another book-
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take the quiz. do it now.
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Hot Takes Straight from Skruvekspitzkwarken
#world domination#dictatorship#dystopia#we own italy now#italy#overthrowing#laughing gas#pope#sir#propaganda#michael jackson#hee hee#staying alive#hee hee hee hee staying aliiiiiive
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#skruveksptizkwarken#madames#requested by madame LH#created by Madame LM#approved by Sir S#dictatorship#world domination#dystopia#we own italy now#overthrowing#italy#laughing gas#pope#propaganda#sir#madame
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We love waffle fries.
Oh, and Bing AI. Thanks buddy.
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January 1, 2024.
12:13 AM AEST.
Love from our families to yours, may 2024 be your year. <3
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Ladies and gentlethings, stay unapologetic.
#stay unapologetic#apology#unapologetic#we own italy now#dictatorship#italy#overthrowing#world domination
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Friendly reminder that we break piñatas to get to the good stuff on the inside.
Love,
The Skruvekspitzkwarken Board
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Please refrain from scamming our government or attempting to share explicit material, or sending questionable links (memes are acceptable).
We are tired of giving out laughing gas sentences. :)
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on an unrelated note to Skruveksptizkwarken i would like to ask
w h a t
t h e
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also just don't
its exam week in monday
w h a t
i mean on monday
wait
it is monday
fuck
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Thank you, kind helper. We will remember your kindness always.
Thanking you,
Sirs and Madames of Skruveksptizkwarken
Hello earthlings, it has been a while, please support @skruveksptizkwarken, they are really the bomb fr.
thats if you want to overthrow the pope ofc, anyway have a lovely 30 mins until i say something stupid
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kenergy but make it ✨Skruveksptizkwarkenergy✨
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Pronouncing Skruveksptizkwarken
Screw-vek-stiz-kv-wahr-ken
Yes the 'p' is silent. Like in 'pterodactyl'.
We love pterodactyls.
Brought to you by the Skruveksptizkwarken Minister of Health and Education, Madame L.
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