Sorry if this looks wonky, I'm writing on my phone right now bc I'm in bed and I'm too lazy to go sit at my desk and type this on my computer.
Anyways this is inspired by the "I want waffle fries!" tiktoks I keep seeing about Wally. iykyk.
No warnings for this one and reader is gn as usual. Enjoy!
(Also I have not slept. That will probably be obvious in a moment.)
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You woke up at the sudden feeling of being watched, and sat up in bed, hastily rubbing your eyes and turning on the lamp next to you. Blinking away sleep, you first noticed your bedroom door wide open. You wondered briefly if you'd forgotten to shut it before your attention was drawn to the eyes peering over the edge of your bed.
You screamed.
"W-Wally?! W-What are you doing in my house?! It's the middle of the night!"
"I want waffle fries!"
You blinked. Right, you had to be dreaming.
"...you what?"
Wally held up a bag of frozen waffle fries, his pupils growing a little more in an almost pleading way.
"You're joking..."
He pondered this for a moment.
"Well, that wouldn't be a very funny joke (y/n)"
"No. No, it sure wouldn't..."
You pinched the bridge of your nose and sighed, looking over at your alarm clock.
"Wally, it's three in the morning"
"Correct"
"And you broke into my house with a bag of fries just so you could- hey, did you get those from MY freezer?!"
"You're so silly, (y/n)! Of course I did. Home doesn't have a freezer"
You were about to tell him to put the fries back and go Home, when suddenly your stomach growled loudly. For a beat of silence, you just looked at each other.
"...do you want ketchup"
"What is a ketchup?"
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That was short but I just felt like writing a funny one cause I had no inspiration for a few days and kinda disappeared. Whoopsie daisy.